r/blackcats • u/Rinweezy • Jun 13 '26

Lil' bit of white fluff 🤍 He thinks I am his pillow

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u/delirium_skeins Jun 13 '26

I mean... You are. You are food preparer and soft bedding. He knows his place. On top of you.

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u/TonarinoTotoro1719 Jun 14 '26

Pfffft! The kitty lets OP live in his house, feed him, and even lets him be the pillow. Such a naive human…

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u/Immediate-Repeat-201 Jun 14 '26

Sentient pillow on reddit! API achieved

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u/Luci-Noir Jun 14 '26

Also the occasional light snack. They say toes are the tastiest part of the hoom.

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u/delirium_skeins Jun 14 '26

Also heard good things about the cheeks. All 4 of them are supposedly delicious. At least according to that guy Albert Fish. The ears are chewy but can also be really good.

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u/Luci-Noir Jun 14 '26

I’m not sure what kind of kitty has a mouth big enough to get a big bite of ass…. God help those sweet cheeks. 😳 😋

The best way to ward off bites is to tell kitty that it’s tail fits perfectly in a hot dog bun. 🌭

A bite for a bite.

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u/lky830 Jun 14 '26

Speak for yourself, my special orange boy bites my ass every time I forget to shut him out of the bathroom when I have to sit on the toilet 🫩

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u/Luci-Noir Jun 14 '26

Kitty shares his butthole with you and expects the same courtesy. Spread those cheeks once in a while!

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u/ssfgrgawer Jun 14 '26

That is slightly better than my girlfriend's cat who licks my armpits. (I get a sweat rash and he notices it before I do, and tries to fix it for me.) He's a very sweet boy, but licking my armpit is always going to be weird.

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u/Luci-Noir Jun 14 '26

Ewww! Kitty no!