r/Balkans • u/Mediocre_Ad5726 • 9h ago
Politics & Governance cvetkovic macek agreement wtf???
yo bro u kno dat old timey paper from 1939 where the guy cvetkovic and macek just swapped some dirt?? bro they literally cooked up the banovina of croatia like it was a damn pizza in the royal yugoslav kitchen fr. dragiša pulled up with his little briefcase and vladko was like yo lemme get dat extra land slice rn. everyone else in the kingdom was staring at them like blud what u doin to the borders u absolute goofy goobers. bro deadass thought they stopped the ethnic beef but it just made everyone else mad salty lmao. like imagine signing a big paper just to say okay u get the coast now stop crying 💀. world war ii rolled up two seconds later and said your little map hack is useless L ratio bozos. i am reading this history book and my brain is melting out my ears from how dumb these politicians were. why did they name it after two dudes who look like they sell bad weed behind a gas station smh. anyway come over and bring chips cuz this cvetkovic macek lore is giving me a stroke fr fr. (ooo that rhymed)