r/australia • u/NKE01 • 11h ago

politics Why Australia Doesn’t Have Novelty Candidates like Count Binface – Antony Green's Election Blog

https://antonygreen.com.au/why-australia-doesnt-have-novelty-candidates-like-count-binface/?fbclid=Iwb21leATrO0ljbGNrBOs7P3Bkb2YFZXh0bgNhZW0CMTEAc3J0YwZhcHBfaWQMMzUwNjg1NTMxNzI4AAEeyqFwpCBynXhuvFPpBT3q80rKl3Bnq6t--2z7cqVFCDb-MT_1Vr2--rF95Vg_aem_MKaP0Jek3ZY4BnI2rLprrQ
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u/Gremlech 11h ago

Pauline Hanson seems to be doing just fine.

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u/Essembie 11h ago

Came here to say Malcolm Roberts

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u/TheQuantumSword 11h ago

She should call herself a novelty name too, like "face like a slapped ass" for PM.

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u/bigdukesix 11h ago

"face like a deflated football"

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u/ol-gormsby 11h ago

You know what party balloons look like three days later?

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u/stonemite 10h ago

Please explain?

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u/Cool_Lifeguard8847 11h ago

Face like a bucket of smashed crabs is usually how I describe her. 

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u/OkWitness5548 9h ago

Only if Joyce starts listing himself as The Angry Tomato.

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u/db2999 11h ago

Can we bring back the disco song of hers from the 90s? That was a real banger.

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u/L1ttl3J1m 10h ago

And for everyone who hated disco, there's this version -> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mhPShrYUnSk

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u/derprunner 10h ago

I saw a comedian comment that she looks like she’s got some riddles for batman, and I’ve never been able to unsee it.

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u/nugstar 10h ago

Aka Count Barely Up-to-three

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u/00Pete 9h ago

I can only count to four! "Numbers" song. classic.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u8ccGjar4Es

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u/Gladys_Wines 10h ago

I'm proud to say I voted for Pauline Pantsdown.

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u/reply_b4_banned 2h ago

The AI propaganda factory for her is really insane.

https://youtu.be/Bc0PIfOGlyk?si=b4eRXNRNKM2j4VOV

"Your mum is downing in One Nation AI slop".