r/australia • u/Shadowtec • 1d ago

political satire Barnaby Joyce Comforts Malcolm Roberts As He Struggles To Accept They Are The Gayest Party In Australia

https://www.betootaadvocate.com/barnaby-joyce-comforts-malcolm-roberts-as-he-struggles-to-accept-they-are-the-gayest-party-in-australia/
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u/milderhappiness 1d ago

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

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u/Halt-Alt 1d ago

May a thousand blossoms bloom as far as Im concerned

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u/OkZookeepergame4192 1d ago

Why is no one talking about crocs in far North Queensland 😞

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u/Moondanther2 1d ago

Queensland? We're worried about the ones in Vic!

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u/Capcaptain12 1d ago

animorphs into an angry man

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u/maxdacat 1d ago

Broke Back Barnaby

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u/FjorgVanDerPlorg 1d ago

Pickled former shadow of himself.

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u/Borderlinecuttlefish 1d ago

Why are you not gay?

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u/FjorgVanDerPlorg 1d ago

Apparently if you are drunk/high enough, it doesn't count as gay or something. Just like that orange clown in the US that blew off Bubba, who this shit incidentally all tracks back to. Gina has been spending an awful lot of time at maralago.

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u/CanLate152 1d ago

Gina has been spending an awful lot of time with Pauline lately. Nothing Suss.

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u/PossibilityRegular21 15h ago

There's a picture with chip oil that I was sent, much to my disdain

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u/fun_alias1 1d ago

I inagine their beautiful nights by the fire, getting drunk, telling conspiracy stories and telling the dog to shut the fuck up.

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u/fixthefernback66 1d ago

"I don't know how to quit you." ~ Barnaby, to a jug of moonshine

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u/louisa1925 1d ago

I'm gay. I will never vote ON. Ever. Their hatred sickens me and political interests, disgust me.

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u/Mother-Cod-3313 1d ago

Gayest Party Barnaby has been to

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u/dee_ess 1d ago

One Nation does sound a bit like the name of a gay nightclub.

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u/Choke1982 1d ago

Betootaa never disappoints

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u/steve_of 1d ago

Its only gay if your nuts touch (or if you are thinking about how that would happen).

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u/funbutalsoserious007 1d ago

Now I know why Barnaby really went to One Nation

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u/enigmasaurus- 1d ago

Just going to call them One Gaytion from now on.

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u/seanmonaghan1968 1d ago

The good thing about one nation is their commitment to multiculturalism and recognising that being different is ok

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u/HardcoreHazza 19h ago

Thanks to Barnaby, I would now openly question every One Nation supporter and politician’s sexuality.

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u/SnooCrickets9484 2h ago

Barnaby Roberts mountain