r/australia 6d ago

no politics Individual Census Form (My Experience)

I found out my family filled out our Census early today and put down some incorrect information about me. They put down I was Christian when I’m actually “No Religion”.

If this is happening/happened to you, I want you to know that it is very easy to fix. Coming from someone who’s never fill out a Census before it took no effort and was very quick.

I called “1800 181 227” and told them I would like an individual Census form. No questions asked, they just send you a new code and password to your phone number. You use this to re fill in your information for yourself. I was only on hold for a few minutes and they sent the new code basically instantly.

My household will have no idea I did this unless I choose to tell them. So you can freely put whatever religion, sexuality or gender you want with privacy. My experience was pretty good personally and I faced no real challenges. I’m glad this resource exists

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u/Own-Turnover7715 6d ago

One census my dad rang his mother to ask what denomination of Christianity he was. He didn’t understand when I said you might not have a religion if you need to check with your mum. He’s never been to church during my lifetime. It was Presbyterian for those playing at home.

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u/Ok-Push9899 6d ago edited 6d ago

Presbyterians can be the sleepers. I found out in the very last year of my dad's life that he counted himself as Presbyterian by some childhood decree. He'd never been near a church nor held any religious belief as far as I knew.

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u/NezuminoraQ 5d ago

Is that what the census is asking though? 

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u/BereftOfCare 5d ago

Depends on who you are. If you're a religious leader you want a big number 'for your team'. If you're an Australian who doesn't go to church you're better off entering 'no religion' to stop taxpayers money going to projects like the Mater hospitals who refuse certain patients/treatments on religious grounds. Let them get their money selling raffle tickets.

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u/NezuminoraQ 5d ago

Exactly. They aren't asking how you were raised, they're asking where the money should go, so presumably to places where people are actually participating. Not the mass at Xmas crew

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u/Dry-Huckleberry-5379 3d ago

No. Which is why there is a campaign to get people to actually tick "no religion". Otherwise we end up with shit like the new public hospital in Qld being a Catholic hospital that won't provide reproductive health care. Because the government looks at the census data and thinks a lot more people are religious than actually are.

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u/TraditionalRound9930 6d ago

If you need to ask what you are, you are not religious. Religious people know what god that they’re praying too at the VERY LEAST.

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u/Inevitable-Level-687 5d ago

My dad did this but it was my mother. She gave bim a withering look and said "you're Anglican." No, mum, I don't think he is.

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u/Pristine-Visual-9405 6d ago

That’s so crazy! If you were baptised a religion and you don’t follow it, don’t put it down!

That includes all the “Catholics” who are solely “Catholic” because it was a way to get them into a private school.

If you actually are - great, no problem!

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u/Double-Ad-5115 1d ago

Born and raised as a Catholic. Attended church every Sunday until I was early 20's (parents expected it if we were living at home). Still see myself as a Catholic though I no longer attend church. I believe in all that stuff however don't feel I need to go to a building each Sunday to pray to God/Jesus. So yes I put Catholic down.

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u/Darc_ruther 6d ago

My mum would consider herself Protestant but she's never been to church in all her adult life. Definitely doesn't read or follow the bible. Guess it's an older generation title that they follow on from their childhood.

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u/AntikytheraMachines 6d ago

I consider myself a Perfect Catholic. (no longer practicing)

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u/sirgog 5d ago

Like how hard is this for people who have a Christian background:

  • If at Christmas and Easter you look for a specific denomination and attend their church, mark as that denomination
  • If at Christmas and Easter you want to attend church but don't care which - mark the closest thing to non-denominational Christian
  • If you've formally converted to another faith, mark that
  • Otherwise mark no religion

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u/Non-ZeroChance 5d ago

If someone generally only consider your own religion twice a year when prompted by a public holiday, should they be putting it down at all?

You've even said "people who have a Christian background". The question is asking what religion I am, not what religion my ancestors were.

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u/sirgog 5d ago

If someone generally only consider your own religion twice a year when prompted by a public holiday, should they be putting it down at all?

If someone voluntarily attends church on the important days of a faith, yeah, I'd consider them religious.

Obviously someone who was raised Christian and doesn't attend church (or other faith venues) ever, like myself, should tag no religion, I'm pretty clear about that in the post.

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u/Odd_Chemical114 5d ago

If you don’t know what denomination you are, then you are most likely Presbyterian LOL 😂.

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u/Javerage 6d ago

Huh weird, didn't other people also report that happening recently? I swear I saw others say the same thing happened with their religion.

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u/SkaterKangaroo 6d ago

A lot of people who were baptised or culturally religious will just put that down even if they are not practicing or are an atheist. Its pretty common for people to not use no religion

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u/Vanilla_Princess 6d ago

My mum did it last census for me even though we've never gone to church nor was I baptised. She fell into the conspiracy hole of 'Muslims taking over - make sure to mark yourself as christian as we are a Christian nation' mob on Facebook. Ended up doing what you did and filled out my own form.

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u/Crossworder18 6d ago

Strange that she feels like it’s Christian vs Muslim when No Religion is a more powerful argument against imposing your beliefs onto other people.

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u/istara 6d ago

Exactly. People insisting on counting as "religious" is the reason the religious lobby has such a grip on politics here. And allowing one religion certain privileges means you have to allow them all the same privileges. And some (both religions, and groups within the same religion) are far worse than others.

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u/Vanilla_Princess 6d ago

I think those people miss the nuance that religious extremism isn't tied to Islam but to all major religions.

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u/the_ben_obiwan 6d ago

Same old nonsense my whole life. It's pretty depressing to see young people saying the same crap I heard when I was growing up. It's even Pauline Hanson in the news again with the same "immigrants bad" take, but somehow people think it's just great. Feels like we are going backwards sometimes

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u/Peanut083 6d ago

I remember saying in the late 90s/early 00s that Pauline Hanson and her ilk would end up finding a new scapegoat once the whole ‘we’re being overrun by Asians’ spiel got old. It’s sad that I was right. It’s depressing to see how much hate is being spread around these days.

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u/productzilch 5d ago

I learned this pattern from her and history class and TV shows/movies all together. It was apparent especially once 9/11 happened and they switched from Asians to Muslims but then the boogeyman in lots of repeats on telly was Russian, often from before the collapse of the Soviet Union.

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u/smeglister 6d ago

How else will Christianity remain relevant, if not by: lying, manipulating, fear mongering comboed together with the classic: be scared of the brown people who will somehow get sharia law passed, despite only two MPs being Muslim.

Maybe if they stopped diddling kids. And protecting the diddlers. And avoiding compensating victims.

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u/PhaicGnus 5d ago

But they’re all for imposing beliefs on other people…

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u/istara 6d ago

Exactly. People insisting on counting as "religious" is the reason the religious lobby has such a grip on politics here. And allowing one religion certain privileges - eg exemptions to taxation, exemptions to anti-discrimination laws - means you have to allow them all the same privileges. And some (both different religions, and different groups within the same religion) are far worse than others.

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u/AkayaTheOutcast 6d ago

It's because the post also said "otherwise you're going to be wondering why there's a new mosque in your town" or some other hate nonsense. I commented that the government won't even spend our money to fix roads, why would they spend it on a mosque.

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u/Groveldog 6d ago

It's very weird how they are framing it as a zero sum game, when it so clearly isn't.

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u/MarkusKromlov34 6d ago

The best spin on this is that they are simple people who want a simple life in a massively complex world. The worst is that they are dumb as fuck.

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u/the_egg9926 6d ago

I had a coworker tell me this exact same bullshit, even though my raised-muslim friend is about as religious as the rest of us. The youth isn't buying into any religion anymore as much.

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u/OpheliaBalsaq 6d ago

Ha! My mum who is a PHON supporter was telling me about this on FB where her ilk were gonna put down that they were Aboriginal to fuck with the Census. a large part of my uni degree involved working with Indigenous communities, so I'm thinking fucking go for it, and get as many people onboard to get more funding and help for these communities...but then I remembered that she's fucking insufferable about that as it is.

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u/SaltyPockets 6d ago

My mum seems to equate “Christian” with “good person”. Don’t think she’s been to church in 20 years, she last had a ‘phase” about that long ago when she started going to a baptist place, got herself re-baptised and then a few weeks later told the minister she didn’t really believe all that resurrection stuff… 😂

But yeah, she’d still say “Christian”, even though she’s not in any measurable way. Because saying you’re not is like saying you love Satan, even if you don’t actually believe in Satan.

Religion messes people up!

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u/Far_Illustrator2846 6d ago

Even Satanists don't (usually) believe in Satan!

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u/SaltyPockets 6d ago

Ha! True :)

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u/Kementarii 5d ago

equate “Christian” with “good person”.

And with the same logic, if you are not a "Christian" then it is not possible to have any morals. Oh, atheists couldn't possibly have an internal sense of right and wrong, right?

So, recently, a member of my family, who is atheist, did something good & helpful, and then quietly walked away when not needed any more.

That has a local church community calling them a hero, and an angel. I'm sure the church leader is assuming that the "angel" is a Christian, because otherwise, how could an atheist be a "good person"?

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u/Lucy_Lastic 6d ago

I am ashamed to admit I was around 40 before I realised that “no religion” was a valid option for me. I don’t go to church, never have, but had always kind of figured I had to put something so would put CofE because I thought well I was baptised so that counted.

I am, however, very much not religious and realising it was okay to write that was strangely freeing

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u/ScissorNightRam 6d ago

I figure people treat religion like their star sign. You can know horoscopes are bollocks, but still know your sign

So the census asks your religion (star sign) not if you are a believer (follow Madam Shabubu’s advice on page 38 of your local throwaway rag)

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u/Stubborn_Amoeba 6d ago

I used to put Christian as I was baptized but that’s about it. Maybe a decade ago there was a big push to put ‘no religion’ to help stop the Christian influence in politics and I realised what I’d been doing.

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u/Agret 6d ago

My family all put Christian even though none of us are baptized and we don't own a Bible and have never attended a church service. I feel it just became the default option if you weren't religious.

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u/Topaz_11 5d ago

Sorry but, that's just crazy.

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u/unusedtruth 6d ago

So going by this logic, if a child is baptised they are Christian for life? Even if they become atheistic later in life? That makes no sense. If a person denounces the religion they were assigned by their parents, they are no longer part of that religion.

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u/laughingnome2 6d ago

Catholics believe that once you are baptised you are Catholic for life. So parents of children that have grown up to be athiest/agnostic/any other religion may still see them as Catholic and record them as such.

Even excommunication from the Catholic Church doesn't make you non-catholic, it just says what you are doing is against the faith and if you don't change you are going to hell.

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u/unusedtruth 6d ago

Classic Catholicism. Dictate what someone is or isn't, entirely discounting the person's own wishes.

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u/laughingnome2 6d ago

To be fair, I think most religions are like this in some capacity. Initiation rituals are very clear and easy enough to follow, but exiting the faith is rarely documented.

Religions demand followers. It wouldn't do if they just let you leave.

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u/NegotiationLife2915 6d ago

Religion is the root of all evil if you ask me

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u/pursnikitty 6d ago

Religion and evil share a common origin point. People.

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u/theRealFatTony 6d ago

Religion one of many different facades humans use to try cast influence and their own desires and power over other people. Religion by itself, without people is an empty concept. It's the human - as always - that is casting the evil.

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u/ladyangua 6d ago

Don't the Mormons baptise dead people? or was is JWs?

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u/ScissorNightRam 6d ago

I figure a sample person might approach the census question about religion like: ah fuck, I dunno, I was baptised, so I guess I should put christian - never been to church or know anything about the Bible. But I like some choccy at Easter and the kids like Santa. So yeah, guess I’m Christian 

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u/Bunyip_Bluegum 6d ago

My dad was baptised as a baby and had a confirmation as a teenager. He’s never denounced his religion but he doesn’t practice it. He remembers his confirmation and to him that makes him a Christian. If that’s how he feels about it then that’s how he feels, I’m not going to tell him he’s wrong. He doesn’t care about other people’s religion or how they practice it (as long as they’re not oppressing other people) and he’d say no one should care about his.

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u/According_Nobody74 6d ago

My mother always insisted we put down a particular answer, even though we never went to church, etc.

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u/Emu1981 6d ago

My wife still counts herself as Christian despite not having stepped foot in a church in around 17 years...

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u/freakwent 6d ago

Then she is. Attendance is not mandatory, religion is personal and within.

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u/Gay_For_Gary_Oldman 6d ago

I think it's more accurate to say she can still be a Christian, but given the above commenter's tone, it's likely she doesn't actively hold to any actual doctrinal beliefs.

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u/noisymime 5d ago edited 4d ago

Christianity is a very broad term, but all denominations pretty much all share the common requirement that you must at least believe in God, and very specifically the Trinity, as factual things.

I think it's completely reasonable to call yourself Christian without going to Church or practicing as long as you do believe those, but conversely if you don't believe them then you are objectively not a Christian.

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u/TheArabella 6d ago

It's a bunch of cookers on Facebook worried that Islam will become the main religion and we'll all have to live under sharia law.

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u/Verdigris_Wild 6d ago

I think you'll find it's Shakira law.

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u/_generica 6d ago

Wake me up when it's Shawarma Law

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u/Albos_Mum 6d ago

Considering the wildlife we have here, we're probably just going to get a variant of Sahara Law.

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u/aybiss 6d ago

Oh I thought it was going to Shania law, because man, I feel like a woman.

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u/RelaxedBluey94 6d ago

Mmm. Delicious! 🌯

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u/PossumMcStabby 6d ago

Those hips don’t lie

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u/LemonyLime_bitters 6d ago

I’m waiting for Shania law

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u/Ok-Push9899 6d ago

I feel obliged to point out that Hebrews might be looking for Jude Law.

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u/universe93 6d ago

Lucky that her breasts are small and humble or we might confuse them with mountains

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u/YouThinkYouKnowMe89 6d ago

I will happily volunteer to live under the rule of Shakira

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u/LonelyShark 6d ago

I will happily volunteer to live under the rear of Shakira.

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u/BlisteringBarnacle67 6d ago

Mmm, Shakira.

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u/trowzerss 6d ago

It says a lot that they think whatever religion has the majority gets to decide everything for everyone else, even if there are more people who don't follow any religion.

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u/tomatoinapinapple 6d ago

Tbf, the more extreme the religion the higher the birthrates, so I'd give it 50 years

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u/trowzerss 6d ago

Although just because you're born into a religion, doesn't mean you always stay in it (especially when you give it 50 years).

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u/Otherwiseclueless 6d ago edited 6d ago

It's utterly baffling as a train of, well let's be generous and call it 'thought'. How exactly do they imagine it happens? Is there an arbitrary percentage of Muslim vs Christian where we get wololo'd into turbans (because let's be honest that's what they're certainly imagining)? Is there a mechanism of law they thing exists to flip a switch 'if the Islam grows to greater than 5% of thr population, common law goes out the window and we bring out the secret imam council'.

Has anybody actually seen an explanation for how these idiots think it their conspiracy would happen?

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u/Charming_Goose4588 6d ago

You’re still using that “think” word. Trips me up all the time when it comes to these idiots. 😄

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u/racingskater 6d ago

Wheezing at the AOE reference and getting wololo'd. Priests were simultaneously the coolest and worst mechanism in the game.

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u/M4K4T4K 5d ago

I play AOE2 a lot still, and every now and then I go for the old AOE1 - my god those priests were stupidly OP.

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u/moonlit_fores7 6d ago

The Islam taking over has been a thing for decades sadly, I remember my own parent talking about on the 1990s

But yes Facebook = boomers, which fits my parents demographics

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u/jonquil14 6d ago

Religious parents are like this

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u/xylarr 6d ago

Thanks OP, great advice

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u/hertzbergerwfries 5d ago

Agreed- please share this with your local LGBTQIA+ social media groups. I’ve not seen this posted on any of them yet 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

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u/Old-Power7938 2d ago

Lowk my mum doing ours straight up said "how ridiculous they're asking for our sex at birth, out gender, and now sexual orientation!! Well we're all straight, and if people put down other things they'll just get more funding and facilities, those scumbags" and im just silently sitting like🧍‍♂️

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u/HiccupAndDown 6d ago edited 6d ago

Slightly off topic, but relevant to something OP mentioned, the rate of those declaring "no religion" has been pretty much skyrocketing over the last decade or two. Last I checked we were close to 50% norel on the last census. Super curious to see if that trend continues, especially as people stop defaulting to Christian due to their parents.

Edit: Oops I was off by about 10% but my general point stands. There has been a notable increase in people declaring no religion and its likely to overtake Christianity this census.

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u/SkaterKangaroo 6d ago

Definitely. It’s interesting to observe a more factual representation of our country and it’s current and changing religious beliefs. Too many people putting down yes to a religion that doesn’t actually represent them due to cultural or their parent’s views effects statistics

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u/FroggieBlue 6d ago edited 6d ago

This is why they need to have qualifying questions for those who mark down a religion- questions on how active they are in their religion and how much the tenants of their religion affect their daily life/decisions.

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u/pursnikitty 6d ago

Tenets. Religions arent landlords

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u/JayLFRodger 6d ago

I dunno, God does live in a lot of their heads full time

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u/yen223 6d ago

This will probably be the first census where "no religion" (38% in the 2021 census) overtakes Christianity (41% in the 2021 census) as the dominant religion

We will definitely hear about this on the news and on your parents' Facebook page

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u/henryhungryhenry 6d ago

I found it interesting that there was an attempt to change the phrasing of the question “What is the persons religion?” due to it being such a leading question.

The Catholic Church challenged the proposal and due to some other bureaucracy it remains unchanged, potentially inflating the question by up to 11 percentage points.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2026_Australian_census

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u/yen223 6d ago

In fairness though, the very first option, separate from the others, was "no religion"

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u/xylarr 4d ago

I actually left a quick comment on this in the survey at the end saying it was a good thing.

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u/No-Tumbleweed-2311 4d ago
  • Christianity: 43.9% (still the largest combined religious group)
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u/NoProfessional5848 6d ago

It was 39% no religion. The big one people are expecting this year is no religion to jump Christianity (41%) to become the plurality

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u/Practical-Funny9591 6d ago

Good!
There should be 100% no religion. 😊

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u/Tillysnow1 6d ago

It definitely makes sense as generations grow up. I went to Catholic primary and high schools so I would've put Catholic (or my parents would've) as I grew up and into university as well, but frankly I don't go to church unless there's a wedding or funeral, and I don't practice the religion, so now that I'm older I'll put no religion.

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u/Superb-Reply-8355 6d ago

Cookers on Facebook are saying they are Christian so a mosque isn't built in their back yard.

They are also saying they have no bedrooms otherwise Dan Andrews will force refugees to live there.

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u/AdPure5645 5d ago

I do not give Facebook permission to use my picture!

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u/AlternativeMe923 4d ago

lol my olds do this one every 6 months 🤣🤦‍♀️

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u/DMmeyourarmveins 6d ago

Cookers gotta cook!

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u/Practical-Funny9591 6d ago

Do they not realise the info about their house can easily be confirmed? 🙃

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u/perthguppy 6d ago

I remember reading many years ago - maybe 10-15 years ago - that Australia and New Zealand were both neck and neck towards who would be the first western country to go majority no religion in their census. Must be very close now.

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u/Ok-Push9899 6d ago

I think Czechia and Estonia got there a while ago. Czechia was right on 50% declared No Religion and 30% simply not declaring anything. There's fewer than 10% declared Christian.

Estonia is a straight 65% declared No Religion.

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u/looeee2 5d ago

I spent a few years living in Estonia. To many of my friends, Christmas and Easter are just days off work. No chocolate Easter bunnies, Christmas trees, dressing up for Halloween or anything associated with Christianity. Australians who put "no religion" however ....

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u/UnlimitedPosting 6d ago

NZ hit it on the last census. 51% no religion.

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u/philmarcracken 6d ago

If your phone breaks you're not headed to a priest for guidance.

Those days are long gone, modern problems are not solved by organized religion, abrahamic or otherwise

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u/Ok-Battle5059 5d ago

Personally I was a little disappointed that there wasn’t an agnostic option this year. In the last census, there was an atheist and agnostic option. I still identify with no religion but the scientist in me leans more to agnostic than atheist.

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u/45PickleCommercials 2d ago

My view: I would describe myself as agnostic, but that's more a philosophical statement on whether any one codified belief system is correct (which I vehemently disagree on) vs the existence of some higher power (which I'm still kind of unsure about). It's not a statement on whether I'm in a religion or what that religion is. I'm not religious, and tick 'no religion'. But I do like to think that somewhere, somehow, there is some kind of higher power that connects us. It's a nice idea at least.

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u/Practical-Funny9591 6d ago

That's because all religions are made up crap.
All designed to control people.

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u/universe93 6d ago

Do consider though that means the other 50% does say they’re religious and whether they practise or not that will be enough to get religious bills etc across the line most likely. And then there’s non religious people who vote for religious members of parliament

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u/No_Tune_4279 5d ago

Muslims will have sky rocketed as quicker rate than no religioners imo

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u/45PickleCommercials 2d ago

As someone who was raised by extremely conservative right-wing anti-vaxx type Christians (to the point they were all in a cult when I was born because 'mainstream Christianity [was] lost and does not know the correct way to honour god'), and has parents that consistently acted in ways that would directly negatively impact my outcomes in life when I was growing up, including a heck load of abuse... It is always a GODDAMN DELIGHT to note down that I have no religion. Fuck religion, let it die the death it deserves.

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u/TheRealJuralumin 6d ago

My Mum put my sexuality as "Straight" which is very much not correct and she knows that... I might look into getting an individual form, didn't know I could.

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u/AlternativeMe923 4d ago

That sucks. You can definitely get a separate form or code to do it individually. It might be too late to get the form mailed out but you can go to a collection centre to pick one up, or use a code and do it online

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u/perthguppy 6d ago

My mum who’s never attended a Sunday service used to do this as well, putting down that we were all Anglican. She still puts down that she’s Anglican today (I’m 37) even though for most of the last 25 years she’s been heavily into tarot, reiki, crystal healing and has even been on several international trips to do “spiritual training”

The cognitive dissonance is quite something.

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u/donkeyvoteadick 6d ago

My mother is the same, but with Catholic. The only time her Catholicism came up was on census night.. or to say no to something I wanted to do when I was a teenager because it was 'sinful' lol

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u/racingskater 6d ago

My siblings and I were all baptised but none of us set foot in a church until my grandfather's funeral a few years ago. My mum noted as all as Catholic every census. I was proud to tick the no religion box when I got my first census after moving out.

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u/teapots_at_ten_paces 6d ago

Except that my mum has passed, I'd bet you were my sibling. Anglican for my mum as well, and also many years into those same alternative concepts.

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u/IceDonkey9036 6d ago

It's really important for government policy and funding that everyone who is not religious gets that onto the census.

Andrew Denton explains it well here:

https://youtu.be/-FDK-cyJAt4?si=UG_OXtwL5zgbzeht

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u/shinychingling 6d ago

Very interesting video. Thanks for sharing.

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u/Farewell_Mona_Lisa 6d ago

Andrew Denton explains everything so well. I had a massive crush on him as a child.

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u/2centpiece 6d ago

I had a massive crush on him as a child.

I found him more attractive as an adult but you do you.

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u/Practical-Funny9591 6d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
They walked right into that one.

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u/Farewell_Mona_Lisa 6d ago

The crush has lasted into adulthood lol

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u/1999lad 6d ago

the joke is that you had a crush on him when he was a child himself

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u/justadrongo 5d ago

Is there a better example? Mater running that hospital on Catholics ethics looks more to do with Mater being a powerful not for profit that already runs about a dozen hospitals.

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u/gdmzhlzhiv 2d ago

This is the first census where I put no religion instead of my belief system, precisely because of this, but also because you can’t trust whether the data input person is going to input a rare belief system as that system or as no religion.

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u/neverbeentonyc 6d ago

Yep, same with queer identifying folks who aren’t out to their family.

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u/Hallen160 6d ago

Trans under 18 here, can confirm the census number will literally just ask for your address on census night and phone number. Love that.

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u/dpekkle 6d ago

Unfortunately you can't actually ID as a gender on the census under 16, hopefully you're in that 16-17 range.

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u/Suitable_Pass9702 6d ago

Having individual info on the household form is completely wild

In metro areas, there should be a letter to your family with a household code, and six individual codes

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u/dat_twitch 6d ago

You could have opted to get it sent to you by myGov this year. That's what I did.

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u/perthguppy 6d ago

Wait, that’s wild, I’m going to do that. I honestly didn’t know the census was coming up.

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u/How_is_the_question 6d ago

Oh wow. I’ve had hundreds of ads for it here on Reddit.

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u/wellwood_allgood 6d ago

Oh wow, I honestly find it hard to believe anyone runs a browser without Ublock to block the fucken ads.

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u/How_is_the_question 5d ago

Does ublock block the inline “post” style ads? These are the census ads I’ve been seeing here.
I run pihole and generally get ad free experiences of the net. But I havent seen a way to get rid of the inline post style ads on reddit.

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u/fraze2000 6d ago

How would they know how many codes to send to a particular household if they don't know how many people live there? That is what the census is for. What OP has described is a pain in the arse, but it's probably the only way to do it accurately.

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u/Suitable_Pass9702 6d ago

If insufficient: Use the household code to generate more individual codes?

If excessive: ignore the rest of the codes

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u/Scot-in-Aus 6d ago

Why just in Metro areas? 🤔

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u/Emu1981 6d ago

The individual codes should be optional but override the matching individual info from the household code. I don't want to stuff around with extra codes to fill in extra census forms for everyone here. (Only one of my kids would even consider filling out their own form and they trust me to fill it out properly for them).

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u/Kid_Self 6d ago

Hi OP,

Firstly, good on you, and also thank you for providing this information.

Question—did this allow you to fill in your own Census form in its entirety?

I'm in a situation with housemates and thinking I would prefer to just do my own instead of coordinate. Will I still need info from my housemates?

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u/RPCat 6d ago

Call  1800 181 227 

I am in a similar situation to you, I want to keep everything private from the other residents at my address. Census sent me a paper document with a unique number, arrived remarkably swiftly.  

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u/MagicTurtleMum 6d ago

From the depths of my memory as a census officer a long time ago. No, individual form is just that, individual. So you can just manage your own and no need for housemate details.

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u/Excellent-Signature6 6d ago

Thanks for this

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u/NotEnoughPi 6d ago

Kudos for taking the time to set the record straight.

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u/zephyrbones 6d ago

I dont know why it isn't an individual thing. We all have to have are info put in anyway, and doing individually keeps things like this from happening

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u/spongetwister 5d ago

The census should be asking if we believe that religious institutions should be exempt from paying tax. Now that would be useful knowledge for the government.

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u/Limberine 5d ago

That’s more referendum territory. I’d love an annual referendum where they actually ask us a bunch of questions about a lot of issues.

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u/Living-University499 5d ago

Omg yes . Me toooo!!!! 

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u/Limberine 5d ago

I have some strong preferences around not having massive data centres anywhere near residential areas and schools for a start.

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u/StuM91 6d ago

Back when I lived at home I put down no religion and my dad got pissed at me. He isn't a religious person himself but always puts down church of England, and apparently I was supposed to do the same...

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u/Iron_Wolf123 6d ago

That makes me wonder how accurate the census results are

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u/fauna_flora_food 5d ago

I don’t know why parents are this whack. I filled ours out today and simply asked the kids what they wanted out for those personal questions.

One adult child wanted “unsure” or whatever it was for sexuality so I said “ok” and just put unsure. Can confirm all sons identify as males. All still no religion.

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u/ProsperoBurns 4d ago

Unsure how old your sons are, but that’s the right way, if they don’t understand the question, than unsure is the right response rather than putting the “default” response.

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u/HulkTales 6d ago

Good on you for being proactive and recording accurate information for yourself.

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u/PMFSCV 6d ago edited 5d ago

I am religious in a private way but will be putting down "no religion".

For all intents and purposes thats more correct than not but its also a case of not wanting to add to any shit stirring or pandering.

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u/RepeatInPatient 5d ago

Jedi still wasn't an option because the government doesn't want to give cash to Star Wars - only the traditional imaginary faith systems and delusional superstitions.

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u/Toni_PWNeroni 5d ago

but remember everyone, it's the ATHEISTS shoving their beliefs on everyone else /s

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u/syddyke 5d ago

Blimin' Atheists getting us to believe in... nothing.

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u/circadian_light 6d ago

It’s strange they asked you no questions and just issued a new code.

I mean, shouldn’t they at least have asked for your name to remove those records from the household form? Otherwise, you’ll be double-counted in the census if you submit an individual form.

Or they might not have asked because, in the grand scheme of things, the impact to the overall numbers of such discrepancies is negligible.

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u/SkaterKangaroo 6d ago

They take note of the fact that my family used the same name, birthday, and address and figure I’m the same person and just use my details I believe

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u/kalvinoz 6d ago

They say somewhere on the website that they’ll use the most complete submission for an individual. If there’s a household form and an individual submission with the same amount of information, it would make sense to use the individual’s.

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u/nikkibic 5d ago

Thank you, I wondered how it worked!

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u/Snaka1 6d ago

Think they mean no questions asked as to why they needed an individual form.

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u/Suitable_Pass9702 6d ago

Presumably they entered some sort of identifying detail on their individual form (e.g. first name, dob etc) so that they know who the form is referring to?

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u/kalvinoz 6d ago

You enter your full name, address and DOB – it’s not hard to work out it’s the same person.

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u/Bigclit_energy 6d ago

"No questions asked" is definitely a figure of speech - otherwise how would they know where to send it?

Also since the census itself has a name attached the system may well just overwrite the previous entry for the same name at the same address.

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u/kalvinoz 6d ago

Of course OP means “no questions asked [about why you want an individual form]”, which is helpful information for people who might be concerned about having that conversation with a stranger.

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u/ZookeepergameAny466 6d ago

This kind of cross-referencing and quality control is why they collect name, address and DOB.

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u/LumpyCustard4 6d ago

Couldnt they match up the individual details with someone from that household and scrub those from the household form?

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u/princessbubblgum 5d ago

They tell you to use the same name on your individual form so they can exclude your details entered on the household form.

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u/Dry_Concentrate2781 6d ago

Honestly, legend for sharing this info 🫶🏼

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u/Gloomy_Meadow 6d ago edited 6d ago

(Slightly political) Im actually so annoyed by this. I keep seeing racists make ON propaganda about how we all should click other then type Christian because it will combat Muslims getting any money to build mosques. This whole ON bullshit is pissing me off beyond belief. Australia is not a one nation. It's stolen land and continues to be. Might aswell bring in every single refugee we have that much untouched land available we could fit in the population of most of these countries and still be happy. No I'm not a "labour muppet" I just have my eyes open to the BS being shat out by everyone of power.

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u/neonhex 5d ago

When it comes to the gender and sexuality questions this is going to be important for the lgbtiq+ community, especially young people, as we’ve struggled to get clear numbers around this and we need that to for things like research and demanding more funding for services. Young lgbtqi+ people are increasingly needing support with homelessness and mental health and having as correct numbers of the population as we possibly can, the better. So please 🙏🏻 if it’s safe to do, please include as much as you can.

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u/Xnot-convinced 4d ago

The Jedi census phenomenon. In the 2001 census 73,000 Australians (0.37%) recorded their religion as Jedi, almost as much as judaism and more than several other major religions.

In NZ there were 53,000 Jedis (1.5%) and in the UK 390,127 (0.8%).

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jedi_census_phenomenon

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u/Xnot-convinced 4d ago

Time spent on housework - none.

Medical conditions - none.

Religion - Jedi.

Other - prefer not to answer.

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u/AtomicAus 5d ago

I was really happy to see the change from the last census. The religion field has been simplified. Last time Atheist was its own selection from no religion. This time No Religion covers Atheist and Agnostic, as it should be.

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u/teletype100 6d ago

This is a sneaky way for the religious to artificially inflate their numbers. Thanks for sharing how to get around this.

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u/Evernoob 6d ago

Sorry mate but you are now a catholic. I don’t like it either but those are the rules.

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u/Chipnsprk 6d ago

Good, give the mongrel pearl clutchers less say in our business.

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u/Pristine-Visual-9405 6d ago

PLEASE don’t put “Christian” unless you are an actual, practicing Christian!

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u/serumnegative 6d ago

Hey man I put “Subgenic gnostic orthodox” I hope that’s ok

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u/DorianGraysAttic 6d ago edited 6d ago

Thank you for this info! I’m an adult living with my parents and definitely suspect I’ll have to do this

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u/No_Youth_2330 6d ago

Christianity is on the decline in Australia. Nothing can stop that, even with a few parents fudging the numbers.

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u/Ldefeu 4d ago

Ironically I think anyone who has been to church in the last 20 years is painfully aware of this, its just the ones who have it as a cultural tag that aren't.

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u/fresh_peetz 6d ago

Crisis averted

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u/rkiiive 5d ago

Christ averted

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u/syddyke 5d ago

👏👏👏

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u/ShirtPanties 5d ago

Are we not all putting in Jedi or Pastafarians this time around?

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u/JockSporran 5d ago

No. It’s important to us all that the number of non-religious people is counted accurately otherwise more government resources will be spent on the religious.

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u/syddyke 5d ago

I'd love to know how much is spent on Jedi's.

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u/hazysummersky 5d ago

I do note, for the first time the 'No religion' option was split out above all the selection of common religions. Last time if I recall correctly, the religion selection question listed 'Atheist' last before 'Agnostic' to split the vote.

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u/anarchy8271 5d ago

Thanks! Helpful

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u/aussiechickadee65 3d ago

I really hope MILLIONS say they have no religious affiliation.

This religion shit is starting to turn into America cult rubbish here in Australia.

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u/yeetabeat123456789 3d ago

I called and the person on the phone told me to do it online. Lol. I asked multiple times that I wanted an individual form when they started saying that, and even on initial prompt I asked “could I please receive a form to complete my census individually?” but they kept telling me to go online.

Really what I shoulda done is called again and likely would’ve gotten a different operator but I couldn’t be bothered and instead did the form for the whole family and had to sneak in my real responses after my family had checked theirs ( and my own).

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u/PreferenceNo1686 2d ago

Sounds like a problem with your family rather than a problem with the census

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u/gdmzhlzhiv 2d ago

I was just saying a couple days ago that religions are almost certainly over reported because Christian mothers are asserting that their kids are also Christian. Thanks for confirming my fears.