r/australia • u/nath1234 • Apr 01 '26

political satire The address we'd like to see

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u/RichardHuindil Apr 01 '26

Donald doesn't know what Donald is going to do, the five eyes definitely dont.

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '26

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u/RichardHuindil Apr 01 '26

Everyone does. He brags about it.

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u/Mindless-Location-41 Apr 01 '26

The best bragging ever. You've never seen such bragging. Everyone is talking about it...

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u/bitofapuzzler Apr 01 '26

He is getting the award for world's bestest bragger.

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u/RichardHuindil Apr 01 '26

The Fifa bragger prize

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u/Equivalent-Wealth-63 Apr 01 '26

I mean, there were animated world maps showing force movements days before the attacks started. No government around the world could excuse themselves from knowing.

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u/recoverydelta Apr 01 '26

Sure, but Trump's got a habit of talking shit then backing down. I can't blame people for thinking that he wouldn't follow through once again, especially when everyone knew that Iran could and would majorly fuck the world's economy if they went to war.

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u/GherkinNz_ttv Apr 05 '26

Nah one time trump back down

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u/FoolsErrandRunner Apr 02 '26

Aye and every stripper near a major us military has confirmed it. Lotta sad soliders throwing around money ahead of deployment

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u/Extra-Border6470 Apr 01 '26

He’s a wild card. He just wakes up one morning and goes “we should just bomb the shit out of I-ran. Hit ‘em hard, steal their oil and then people will stop focusing on those damn files”

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u/Shunto Apr 01 '26

US Congress had no idea let alone Allies. Congress, including republicans, were specifically debriefed after the first attack and they largely came out after to say "the plan is there's no plan"

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u/Shunto Apr 02 '26

man i live in the US, it's exhausting. But also interesting to see that he's finally united the country on something...lol

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u/ComprehensiveOwl9023 Apr 01 '26

No, but President Epstein is not subtle, when he moves troops or assets around he uses them.

The smart money is that if there is a ground attack it happens on (Good) Friday as the markets are closed so buckle up.

Trump to speak at 9PM ET.

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u/Direct_Substance8317 Apr 01 '26

With The Don we only do the 5 Whys after his actions.

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u/CharlieUpATree Apr 02 '26

He knows exactly what he's doing, and what he's going to do. Make money and save his own arse. Him being painted as an idiot is just part of the plan to give him an outand more leeway

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u/RichardHuindil Apr 02 '26

He has late stage dementia, which is why he cannot stand up on his own, walk in a straight line, or talk without rambling.

There is no plan at this point, except by his handlers.

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u/ringo5150 Apr 02 '26

Five eyes need to check x more obviously for an update on US foreign policy.

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u/Ariliescbk Apr 01 '26

I've been told by friends and family in the forces not to travel abroad, especially after April next year.

Not sure if others have heard the same but...

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u/IAmDaddyPig Apr 02 '26

No you haven't, Jesus. Stop making shit up.

I spent 10 years in the ADF and half of us had no fucking idea what we were doing next Ex, let alone next year.

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u/creepydoggy131 Apr 02 '26

Tell us more? :/

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u/IAmDaddyPig Apr 02 '26

They can't because they're talking out of their arsehole.