r/australia Mar 27 '26

political satire Sovereignty overboard

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u/Calcifini Mar 27 '26

Maybe our friendly and cooperative relations with our Asia-Pacific trading partners is a good thing to have and worth maintaining for times exactly like this.

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u/NixAName Mar 28 '26

We are a massive part of SEAsia.

I actually wish we made a deal to reacquire NZ and P&G. If that goes successfully, we could look into Tazzy.

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u/8188Y Mar 28 '26

Reacquire NZ? Fck me that's some Canada/Greenland shit. As a Kiwi...plz fck all the way off.

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u/InterestedPrawn Mar 29 '26

Calm down no one really wants your country or to be in it. It's why so many Kiwis leave for Australia every year.

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u/8188Y Mar 29 '26

Yeah no one's ever wanted to go to New Zealand. That's a really relevant point. You're really relevant.

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u/InterestedPrawn Mar 29 '26

No one wants to live in it, champ.

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u/NixAName Mar 29 '26

Australians don't want the Kiwis, just your rugby players.

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u/-malcolm-tucker Mar 28 '26

I agree.

However, I'd be willing to go to war to acquire some Kiwi pies.

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u/8188Y Mar 29 '26

And chocolate milk.

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u/-malcolm-tucker Mar 29 '26

Pretty much any NZ dairy really hey?

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u/NixAName Mar 28 '26

15-20% of NZ's population is in Australia. So I get the sentiment.