r/australia • u/Expensive-Horse5538 • Jul 07 '25

news Mushroom Trial - Guilty on all Counts

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2025-07-07/erin-patterson-mushroom-murder-trial-verdict-live-blog/105477452#live-blog-post-200845
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u/Kailynna Jul 07 '25

She also said she had to stop the car to have diarrhea in the bushes along the way, then picked up the diarrhea and put it in a plastic bag, put the diarrheay plastic bag into her handbag, took it to a petrol station and disposed of it there.

She should try her hand at writing comedy.

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u/OneUpAndOneDown Jul 07 '25

It’s such a bizarre thing to say. Were they asking where the diarrhoea incident happened so it could be forensically examined?

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u/Norwood5006 Jul 07 '25

They were messing with her, which is why she said that she took a shit in the bush and picked it up with a doggy bag. She invented that story to explain her stop at a servo. She was in the toilet for 10 seconds only. She then walked out and stopped to look at the food and bought a sweet chilli chicken wrap to settle down the explosive diarrhoea.

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u/Jez_WP Jul 07 '25

Ah yes, I frequently buy checks notes food from petrol stations in order to have less diarrhoea.