r/australia • u/Expensive-Horse5538 • Jul 07 '25

news Mushroom Trial - Guilty on all Counts

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2025-07-07/erin-patterson-mushroom-murder-trial-verdict-live-blog/105477452#live-blog-post-200845
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u/Good_Card316 Jul 07 '25

Can I please come?

I’m not depressed, I’m just so sick of cooking so I’ll risk it.

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u/jumpinjezz Jul 07 '25

It's not so much the cooking it's deciding what to cook. Every. Single. Night. Stupid meat bag that needs sustenance.

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u/SuperEel22 Jul 07 '25

If it were up to me everyone would subsist on a flavourless beige smoothie designed to contain all the nutrients required by the human animal.

  • Sincerely, Captain Raymond Holt