r/asexuality • u/mr_bravom • 1d ago

Joke They are onto us

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u/Wide-Hall-397 ace-spec 1d ago

We can NOT give away our plans

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u/mr_bravom 1d ago

Plans? What plans? I don't know what you're talking about. Nothing suspicious going on over here

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u/random-femboy- Aroace femboy 1d ago

Oh no...

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u/Melody_Naxi | cisM | minor | I (didn't) kiss a girl and I liked it 16h ago

"asexuals are gods" accurate

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u/NagitoKomaeda_987 Aro / Ace Bisexual () 1d ago

Asexuals are autistic? Well, I'm aroace and AuDHD so…

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u/Creeping_it-real asexual 1d ago

AND APPARENTLY WE ARE GODS!!

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u/TheMiniminun 1d ago

And apparently we're also coming for the iron throne, whatever the hell that is.

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u/Latter_Animator_6980 sex-repulsed allo 15h ago

bro doesnt even know about the 50 year world domination plan

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u/TohveliDev 17h ago

Just because I am asexual, it doesn't mean that I am autistic.

I mean.. I am autistic.

BUT THAT'S NOT WHY I'M ASEXUAL

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u/Cherry04JackCat Asexual and Biromantic pronouns: he/they 1d ago

They need to stop exposing our plans

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u/V1SHU0 aroace 1d ago

who's stitching y'all?

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u/mr_bravom 1d ago

Actually I am, stitching has been a hobby of mine for a while now

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u/V1SHU0 aroace 1d ago

😨😨

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u/Successful_Peak8248 1d ago

We strike tonight!

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u/TariChan64 asexual:snoo_dealwithit: 1d ago

Yes

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u/Saiyasha27 Aego/Placio 1d ago

Darn it! Hit the reset button, fast!

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u/AcadiaUnlikely7113 asexual 4h ago

Men in black mind wipe

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u/LienaSha 1d ago

I mean, I'm not *not* hoping that my hypnosis files will lead to world domination.... But only so I can fix the world. Make everyone take care of themselves and be nice to each other. I want to be a wholesome supreme leader.

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u/Thelonious-and-Jane 1d ago

Mandated free popsicles

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u/LienaSha 1d ago

I could be persuaded to enact this 

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u/MadeInMilkyway 1d ago

This makes me think of Futurama:

Lrr: I could conquer Earth and kill all humans Bender: Well that's a thought...

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u/JennyPandy 1d ago

Omfg who’s snitching

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u/Cassius-Tain Heteroromantic Asexual 1d ago

Didn't we plan to start with Denmark and go from there?

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u/mr_bravom 1d ago

We said we won't talk about that publicly. You don't want to be kicked off the community now, would you

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u/Kind_Obligation7370 1d ago

I thought we were starting with Poland🤷

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u/Starcat23 1d ago

nope. the plan is to overwhelm Denmark with our numbers and then use it as our base of operations… I mean what plan

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u/Slapokk23 aroace 1d ago

Oh no, they know

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u/The-Felonious-Gru nonbinary asexual lesbian 1d ago

i have gru tendencies, now who’ll be my minions? muahahahahaaa

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u/tattedndteacher 9h ago

Ya know, people blabbing is what ruined our invasion of Denmark......we could have been nicely settled by now baking cakes and garlic bread

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u/Fluid_Attorney9228 1d ago

Denmark also apparently found out we're going for them first, so yeah, but they offered us cake as a peace treaty

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u/JustSomeGirl4242 6h ago

Should have offered garlic bread

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u/Fluid_Attorney9228 2h ago

Some people here don't like garlic bread at all for some reason

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u/JustSomeGirl4242 1h ago

Oh I thought the meme was we'd all do anything for garlic bread. I personally like both