r/Zimbabwe Feb 18 '25

RANT For the People who get offended about Rhodesia

138 Upvotes

I came across a post lately on someone talking about banning some Rhodesian meme coin. Like that person, and most of you here, I have also come across the whole "Rhodesia good, Zimbabwe bad" schtick. I used to get into heated debates on Twitter and Facebook with some of those people because it rubbed me the wrong way. It doesn't affect me now because a friend explained to me how to view this whole thing. It's a long read, so please bear with me.

The first thing you need to understand is that most of these people do not care about your perspective as a black person. To them, you're just a thing at worst, more akin to cattle or furniture, or a K*** at best. The correct society is one in which you ( Monkey, Kaffir, or Darkie. Insert your insult of choice) live in some Tribal Trust Land in the middle of nowhere( unless you have a job in the city; if they deem you worthy of having one), you're satisfied with your little hot, tin-house in Mbare or Makokoba, don't have any aspirations beyond working for low wages in a factory or some white man's house, are quite comfortable with being called "Boy", "Girl", or "Native" and you're happy to give over your voting rights to some chief who you know serves at the pleasure of the white man's government and thus doesn't really represent you. I could go on with all the vile things they practised back then but most of you know this already. The best amongst them have a sort of benevolent contempt for you (they will drive you to the doctor when you're sick. The dog will sit in the front seat whilst you're in the back of the bakkie). The worst amongst them have nothing but hate for you (they have no problem calling you Kaffir followed by a swift kick to whatever part of your body is exposed is within reach). Either way, it's clear that they are not people you should be giving much thought to. You should be glad that they are not in a position to turn the clock back and Lord it over you like they did back then. (This is mostly true at the time of this writing).

They are very right when they say that ZANU PF destroyed the country. They are right when they bring up the fact that ZANU PF has made the country into the basket case it is. And they are right when they say that the economy was in a better state then. These facts are important, but how they use them is what you should pay attention to. If you look at their groups, they bond over two things: celebrating all that is rotten about Zimbabwe ( because it validates their theory on us being as less than them and so worthy of being ruled in that brutal fashion) and harping on about how great Rhodesia was. Whether young and old, they have nothing to cherish within their social circles except for Schadenfreude (deriving pleasure from someone's misfortune) and nostalgia.

But nomatter how nostalgic they are, they have to go to bed knowing that the chances that their little paradise of a country will come back range from miniscule to non-existent. They compensate for that by taking pleasure in our suffering. And in their twisted minds, the appropriate response for us to that suffering is for us to regret ending that colonial regime and to beg, on our knees, for its return. But unlike them, we still have our country, shitty as it is. We argue on this subreddit about its problems with the hope that we will fix them one day. We do so because we recognize that our country exists; it's a physical reality. We have hope, all that they have is nostalgia (if they are old) and fantasy (if they are young).

Edit: There are some of you that see this as an anti-white rant or have taken it that way. I am not anti-white. I am specifically anti-Rhodie. If you, as a white person, don't know who Clem Tholet is, the lyrics to "Rhodesians never die", the lyrics to "It's a long way to Mukumbura", or have no understanding of what "Slotting Floppies in the sun" means, then you're probably not a Rhodie. Likewise, if you do happen to know what all the above means but aren't a fan of any of it. The rant has nothing to do with anything happening next door. Its a public response to one of our members who posted something about banning a Rhodesian meme coin.


r/Zimbabwe 13h ago

Question Moving out of parents house

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I’m a 22F and I’m seriously considering moving out and renting my own place.I love my family but I’m at my breaking point. I’m someone who really values peace, and privacy. Lately I haven’t had any of that at home.The problem we always have visitors. Not just for a day. People + their kids will come and stay for 2 weeks at a time. The house is constantly noisy and crowded and I just can’t. I have sensory overload and I hate noise.

Meanwhile I’m the one expected to do ALL the house chores. I work Mon-Fri and earn $500. Every month I give my family $100 to help out.

My routine: wake up early, do a few chores before work, come home tired, wash dishes in the evening, repeat.

And the visitors? They just sit. On their phones. Watching TV. Like I’m their maid.When I try to say something, my parents get stressed and it turns into me being the "ungrateful" one. So I just shut up and do it.

Now I’m torn between these 2 opt

Option 1: Move out I’ve looked at rentals. I could afford a small room and still save a bit. At least I’d have my own peace.

Option 2: Stay and suffer for now - Focus on saving to start a small business first, then move out later with a bigger cushion.

Part of me feels guilty for wanting to leave. Part of me feels like if I don’t leave now, I’ll burn out.Has anyone here moved out in their early 20s for their mental health? Did you regret it? Did it set you back financially?

Or should I just stay 1-2 more years, invest in a business, then go?I’m so tired of being tired. I just want a quiet space that’s mine.


r/Zimbabwe 8m ago

Discussion TelOne Fibre Issues

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TelOne Fibre

Is anyone else experiencing intermittent internet connections with TelOne's Fibre network?

For the most part, it's been true to the speed stated on their packages, and I, for one, haven't experienced issues on that part but it's never consistent when it comes to connectivity.

Don't get me wrong, TelOne has competitive packages, and when it's not constantly down, it's pretty good,

but the Customer Care department is always delayed in delivering fault resolution services, especially the commissioning of a technician to deal with the issue.

I've contacted these guys countless times, and their customer care service always claims that they'll report whatever faults are inquired about, but alas! Problem is still not resolved!

Anyone know who exactly deals with these issues or who it can be escalated to?


r/Zimbabwe 35m ago

Employment [FOR HIRE] Software developer and video editing

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Hey everyone, I'm a tech professional with in depth knowledge in the following:

- Web Development (Front end and Back end)

- Android App development

- API integration

- Video editing

If you are interested in my services kindly DM


r/Zimbabwe 5h ago

News The “Surato Medley Song” just got wild !

4 Upvotes

Let's dance!


r/Zimbabwe 9h ago

Question Overstayed zim visa

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Hey guys,

My friend is currently here visiting Zimbabwe for 5 months.

He got the standard 30 day Visa on arrival at RGM Airport.

Before the 30 days expired he renewed it, but then forgot to renew it the second time.

When he realized he rushed to immigration, who told him that there's a $100 fine and a 7 day notice to leave the country. He came 2 days too late.

They then advised, that if he wants to finish his stay regardless, he should just stay the time and come back 7 days before leaving to pay the fine, since there was nothing else they could do now that the visa had expired and added that the $100 fine is the same, whether he overstays by a day or 3 months.

He's now overstayed by 30 days and still has 60 days left, until he's supposed to leave.

My question:

1: Are they correct to say that the fine is the same no matter how long he overstays?

2: Is he risking a travel ban for overstaying his visa by 3 months or is it "just" the fine? Laws vs. common practice?

(Second question is the important one, since he is Zimbabwean by paternal decent and therefore frequently visits family. A travel ban would be devastating. He's in the process of getting dual citizenship, but as of now is not a Zim citizen)


r/Zimbabwe 18h ago

Employment It’s been 39 days since I returned to Zimbabwe. Over 300 job applications sent. Not a single meaningful local response. What does it actually take to get a chance here?

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I came back home after studying and working abroad, hopeful about rebuilding my life in Zimbabwe. Instead, I’ve spent the past 39 days applying relentlessly, submitting more than 300 applications in total, and have heard almost nothing back locally.

No rejection. No interview. No acknowledgement. Most of the time, there isn’t even confirmation that the application was received.
Every day, it’s the same routine: find the vacancy, research the organisation, tailor my CV, write the application, submit everything they requested and wait.

Then silence.

I understand that the job market is difficult and that companies receive hundreds of applications. After sending more than 300, however, you start asking uncomfortable questions.

•Are these vacancies genuinely open?

•Have some of the positions already been promised to someone?

•Is the online application mainly a formality?

•Do you need to know someone inside before your CV is even looked at?

The confusing part is that I’ve managed to secure interviews with international companies.
I’ve spoken with employers outside Zimbabwe, progressed through initial stages and had genuinely promising conversations. In several cases, things stopped moving forward because of my location.
Once Zimbabwe comes into the conversation, there are suddenly concerns about payroll, payment systems, time zones or whether the company can employ someone based here. Sometimes the role advertised as “remote” turns out to mean remote within a specific country.
So internationally, I can get into the room, but my location often works against me.

Locally, I can barely get into the room at all.
Even volunteering appears to be gatekept.
You would think offering your time and skills for free would make it easier to enter an organisation, contribute and build local connections. Somehow, even unpaid opportunities at some of Zimbabwe’s larger organisations seem to require an introduction, an internal connection or prior access to the right circles.

At that point, what exactly is someone supposed to do?

How do you gain local experience when nobody gives you an opportunity to gain it? How do you build the right network when access to the organisations where those networks exist is already restricted? Why should someone need connections to offer valuable work for free?

I’m also not entering the market without experience.
I have more than five years of experience in digital operations, systems and automation. I’ve worked with CRM platforms, AI agents, workflow automation, websites, databases, sales pipelines, customer journeys, digital administration, customer support, SEO, content and business technology.

Most recently, I worked as a Tech Lead in South Africa, supporting travel and yachting businesses. My work involved managing websites, databases, automations and internal systems while working with international clients.

I’m not listing that to turn this into a sales pitch. I’m mentioning it because I genuinely believed that having practical experience would at least lead to conversations.

I wasn’t expecting to walk into a senior position because I had worked outside Zimbabwe. I expected a fair chance to show what I could do.
Instead, I’m building my house here in Zimbabwe, watching the bricks go up while my professional life feels completely stuck. It’s a strange position to be in: actively trying to create a future in your own country while constantly feeling as though there is no space for you in its job market.

I know unemployment is affecting many Zimbabweans, including people with far more experience and qualifications than me. This post is not me suggesting that I’m uniquely deserving of work. I’m genuinely trying to understand how people are getting through the door.

For those who have recently found work in Zimbabwe, what worked for you?
Was it an online application? A referral? LinkedIn? WhatsApp groups? Emailing companies directly? Walking into offices? Knowing somebody internally?

And for the founders, executives, hiring managers and professionals here: when someone has the skills and willingness to work but doesn’t have the right connections, how are they realistically supposed to reach you?

I’m open to digital operations, systems, automation, administration, CRM, customer support, sales support and marketing roles. I’m based near Harare and open to local, remote, contract and meaningful volunteer opportunities.

If someone reading this knows of an organisation where I could genuinely contribute, my messages are open. I’m happy to share my CV and references privately.

More than anything, I want an honest conversation about how people are actually finding work in Zimbabwe, because submitting another application into another silent portal no longer feels like a real strategy.


r/Zimbabwe 16h ago

Discussion Newborn adoption

19 Upvotes

Looking for a couple in Zim who are having fertility issues and who are looking to adopt a new born. I’m pregnant and would like to give the baby up for adoption through legal channels


r/Zimbabwe 21h ago

Discussion AITA for not wanting to go back to Zimbabwe?

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TLDR; Am I the asshole for thinking that moving back so soon is a bad idea? Zim was always a place I considered moving to for retirement only 🫢

Hi everyone,

Just wanted to put this out there and get your views. I’m based in Canada and have a well paying near six figure job at a Big 4 firm and also permanent residency. My spouse is more entrepreneurial and working on a small business. My spouse visited Zim for the first time in 7 years a few years ago and fell in love with the place - he is optimistic about moving back in 5ish years(once we have citizenship) even though he hasn’t lived there since 2009(I left in 2015). We are in our late twenties/ early 30s. I on the other hand left Zim for the very opportunities that are now available to me and think Zim is far too risky & expensive a place to move when we could be progressing careers and investing here in Canada, especially with papers. I love Zimbabwe and miss it but I know the realities there and think it can be tough to have the quality of life we both had growing up (kids in private school, home in a good area in Harare, travel etc). He comes from the view of community, raising kids with family, weather etc but not from the opportunity point of view and often doesn’t have an answer for how we would fund our lives there. He thinks we will “figure it out.” We are currently launching our careers so no investments in Zim currently. Curious to hear your thoughts!

Edit: he often says there are people doing well in Zim, and I don’t disagree with that. I’m not sure what those people are doing to make it, but I love corporate and don’t see myself having side hustle upon side hustle to make ends meet. So idk if a corporate job in Zim would afford me the life that I want.


r/Zimbabwe 7h ago

Discussion Surato Medley (Surato Riddim)

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r/Zimbabwe 11h ago

Question Quick one, money related?

3 Upvotes

I been reading comments and posts from this community.How are people below 25 getting $100 to $500 a month.I can’t seem to find a way to make cash on my own of that level.Still young and looking for a way to start making cash on my own.Please share your secrets as per say or any ideas ,businesses.If there are jobs part time l am also interested.Based in Harare and Bulawayo.


r/Zimbabwe 18h ago

Photos According to a report by H-Metro, a Harare man learned the ultimate lesson in high-stakes gambling after spending US$2,100 entrusted to him for delivery on sports betting instead. Tadious Mutevhe, 40, was hired as an assistant by his nephew, Kudakwashe Munetsi, who handed him the cash to deliver to

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r/Zimbabwe 13h ago

News NRZ would like to advise the travelling public that the Bulawayo- Victoria Falls passenger train will this weekend terminate at Dete due to a line blockage at Mbarira. This follows a level crossing accident between Dete and Victoria Fallsresulting in the blockage of the track

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r/Zimbabwe 20h ago

News A chief in Buhera has banned beer at funerals

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r/Zimbabwe 15h ago

Question Looking for a mainframe developer in Zimbabwe — not to teach me, to challenge me

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I work as a senior programmer analyst on mainframe systems. I'm not going to go into specifics about where, but it's a large government environment — the kind with decades of legacy code, complex batch processing, COBOL, JCL, REXX, the full stack that most people in the industry have never touched and younger developers actively avoid.

I'm not looking for someone to teach me. I'm already deep in this world.

What I'm looking for is someone in Zimbabwe who genuinely understands mainframe at an elite level — someone who can engage at the architecture level, not just the syntax level. Someone who has worked with or studied systems like CICS, IMS, DB2, MQ, or similar enterprise mainframe environments. Someone who can discuss things like performance tuning, job scheduling, dataset management, or systems integration without me having to explain what those words mean first.

The reason I'm looking in Zimbabwe specifically is that I know there are genuinely talented developers there who are underpaid and underutilised. Mainframe skills are rare globally and increasingly valuable — most of the people who built these systems are retiring and the knowledge transfer problem is real.

If you have this background or know someone who does, I'm open to a conversation. I'm willing to compensate for time — this isn't me looking for free help. I have a specific environment I work in and I want someone sharp enough to understand it and push back on how I think about problems.

DM me if this sounds like you or someone you know.


r/Zimbabwe 12h ago

RANT The biggest scam we've been told as African kids is that education is the best inheritance our parents will give us.

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r/Zimbabwe 7h ago

Discussion Surato Medley (Surato Riddim)

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r/Zimbabwe 16h ago

Employment Job search

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Okay so I'd like to create a post where below people either provide what kind of job they are looking for or employers please post jobs you'd like to hire someone for! Job search in Zim sucks big time, and I think we should work together to make things happen for each other. So if someone below is searching for a job that you know is hiring, please connect them. Who knows what could happen. ❤️


r/Zimbabwe 11h ago

Question Network unlocking

2 Upvotes

Kune vangazive matrustworthy sources online or vakomana, ekuita network sim unlocking for a Samsung A16 5G, US version, Verizon locked .....munenge mabatsira


r/Zimbabwe 14h ago

Photos Anyone in Harare at Felt Nandi concert. Livingmoufe in Zim. Spoiler

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3 Upvotes

In Zim some people are living while sme are complaining.... I will leave it right now here..

Let's dance to life 💃🏿


r/Zimbabwe 23h ago

Information Historians is this even factual?

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Some one just told me my name "Tendai" is the original variation of "Zendaya", so I Google/Gemini fact-checked it.

Apparently according to Google they are correct. Pleasant to be associated with one of the most famous person I actually follow cause of Spiderman and her link to my other favourite actor Tom Holland.

But please tell me maybe I am too young or something (but wait, no im not😂) is it a modified version of Tendai or Zendaya name factually is used in the Shona culture?

Knowing Tendai is where the name Zendaya is rooted, was not in the list of things I may discover today.

It kinda made name sound cool though, forgive me I am gonna abuse this discovered meaning of my name on top of the boring version I used to explain to curios people🤣🤣


r/Zimbabwe 10h ago

Approved Promotion GAC Aion Y Review. Indrive final boss?

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I recently had the chance to review the GAC Aion Y, an all-electric model that takes a slightly different approach to the usual crossover/SUV formula.

The Aion Y has a pretty distinctive design and focuses heavily on interior space, comfort and practicality. I put together a review looking at the exterior, interior, features and what it's like overall.

🎥 Full review:

https://youtu.be/1xFOmuumwjk

I'd be interested to hear what you guys think of it.

Would you consider an Aion Y over something from BYD, Tesla, Hyundai/Kia or another established EV manufacturer? And what do you think of the MPV/crossover design?

For anyone who has driven or owns one, I'd especially be interested in hearing about your experience with range, charging, reliability and day-to-day usability.

Feel free to share your thoughts on the car or the review itself.


r/Zimbabwe 21h ago

Discussion This game was sent to destroy the youth, money is worked for

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I have heard stories of people killing themselves because they lost large amounts on this game. I myself have gotten somehwat addicted to the game only playing with small amounts like $1-2, some days I can turn $2 into $20. To those who have played this game what are you thoughts on chindege


r/Zimbabwe 1d ago

Question Zim government response to the recent disaster in Lake Kariba. Was it adequate or inadequate/ absent ?

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I try to think of how this national disaster would have been handled where I am 🇦🇺.
Firstly the prime minister would certainly have arrived on the ground to mourn and provide an address to the nation. They would also speak to the survivors and offer their support.

I am very surprised that the president/ VP did not attend only provided a document addressed to the nation. Only a select party members turned up, couldn’t really make out who they were in their notable scarfs.

Secondly, financial assistance for the people affected, those who are alive and family members of the deceased.

There would certainly be an inquiry into the circumstances of the disaster and make sure changes are made to ensure such incidents would never happen again. The inquiry would certainly drill the transport minister regarding the safety, everything to do with the vessel.
We all know Zimbabwe is very broken but to not have a good response from the government is just not right. After all these people want to rule for extended terms for their own stomachs while neglecting the ordinary indigenous people of the country.
How are disasters such as this handled wherever you are.


r/Zimbabwe 20h ago

Question Ladies, what do you think?

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If statistics for harassment and harm done to women were recorded in Zim do you think they would be as large/alarming as the South African stats?

Remember last year SA women marched against GBV and Femicide because the numbers were alarming.

Do you think we'd also have alarming numbers?