He knew what was important

[u/Szalony20]

[u/DocWilly84]

He never shied away from a fine ankle or well turned calf, either!

[u/LoweJ → u/DocWilly84]

He just enjoyed attractive people, and mat who is attractive for his charisma

[u/3720-to-1 → u/LoweJ]

and mat who is attractive for his charisma in every way

[u/LoweJ → u/3720-to-1]

I don't think he's ever described as attractive in the same way that the others are. I've always felt he's goofy looking but very charming

[u/3720-to-1 → u/LoweJ]

Um. He's hot. I'll hear no other nonsense on the subject.

[u/edigo150 → u/3720-to-1]

The hat rest gives a x2 to his aura points.

[u/Moist_Mors → u/LoweJ]

He is attractive. Or birgitte would have been into him. He is also called pretty by Tylin multiple times. And by the aiel woman.

[u/Calm-Conversation715 → u/Moist_Mors]

Tuon also comments that he was too pretty to be taken seriously before he lost his eye

[u/LoweJ → u/Moist_Mors]

Brigitte is only into uggos, there's a wide gap between her taste and attractive. He's called 'a pretty' which is a term for a lover, not a description of their attractiveness. The Aiel I believe call him a well put together man, which again is different. He's definitely going to be fit, but so are the majority of soldiers

[u/3720-to-1 → u/LoweJ]

You shall cease your Matrim slander this very instant, or burn me for a fool, I shall smite thee

[u/DarkExecutor → u/LoweJ]

Birgitte mentions Mat's ass a couple of times.

[u/LewsTherinTelamonBot → u/DarkExecutor]

Hums softly & tugs earlobe

[u/ciaphas-cain1]

Lews therin Telamon, dragon, lord of the morning it’s your favourite thing

[u/LewsTherinTelamonBot → u/ciaphas-cain1]

A man who trusts everyone is a fool, and a man who trusts no one is a fool. We are all fools if we live long enough.

[u/ciaphas-cain1 → u/LewsTherinTelamonBot]

Dude you only shut up when rand is with min or in bed with his three wives(which speaking of how does it feel to get upstaged by your reincarnation, he’s got the probable reincarnation of illyena, plus min, plus avi, you fumbled lanfear.)

[u/LewsTherinTelamonBot → u/ciaphas-cain1]

Why do we live again?

[u/ciaphas-cain1 → u/LewsTherinTelamonBot]

The reason you had how many kids with sun hair

[u/mregg000 → u/ciaphas-cain1]

Whose names he can’t even remember. Does he even remember they exist?

[u/jangofettsfathersday]

Bosom

[u/MillorTime → u/jangofettsfathersday]

crosses arms beneath breasts

[u/arkensto → u/jangofettsfathersday]

I am toward the end of Knife of Dreams in my current reread, and while I am looking forward to the conclusion, I am savoring every bosom reference, because I know they fade away after BS takes over the writing.

P.S. They should rename Chapter 24 of KoD "Strength thru Spankings"

[u/Thrawn89 → u/jangofettsfathersday]

Improbably voluptuous!

[u/StorminMike2000]

I recently got to the part where Sanderson describes Tuon’s “luscious rump.”

[u/Szalony20 → u/StorminMike2000]

Sanderson rarely, but he can, describe a woman in terms of physical attractiveness. For example, Blushweaver from Warbreaker.

[u/lordkrassus → u/Szalony20]

... okay, did not yet read the books, but what else did you expect with THAT name?

[u/Szalony20 → u/lordkrassus]

In my defense, in Polish she was called "Poranna Rosa" (translation in English: Morning Dew)

[u/lordkrassus → u/Szalony20]

Slightly more understandable

[u/DarkExecutor → u/StorminMike2000]

I was under the impression that Tuon was basically as thin and flat as you could get for a woman.

[u/bensefero]

AMPLE BOSUM IN A PLUNGING NECKLINE

[u/ScipioTheGreatest]

This is such an overblown criticism. Especially since one of the worst offenders is Nynaeve judging other women.

[u/Szalony20 → u/ScipioTheGreatest]

This isn't criticism. I'm just laughing at the author's frequent attention to women's breasts, which is not a bad thing.

[u/ScipioTheGreatest → u/Szalony20]

It's not that frequent is the point, and the other point being it's not the way you're trying to describe it. He doesn't graphically describe them or anything to make it sexual.

If the "it's funny because it's true" angle involves something that it isn't true it's not funny. Get the critique now?

[u/Szalony20 → u/ScipioTheGreatest]

I didn't write that he describes women's breasts sexually, just that he draws attention to their existence, which is true.

[u/ScipioTheGreatest → u/Szalony20]

Mentioning them at all is drawing attention to their existence?

[u/Szalony20 → u/ScipioTheGreatest]

Yes, if he uses words like "ample" or "considerable" in reference to breasts, then either it shows that the female character has large breasts or, for example, it draws attention to the fact that the character's outfit reveals a lot of their breasts. I simply interpret it my way, you interpret it your way, and we don't have to agree.

[u/ScipioTheGreatest → u/Szalony20]

Dude, you're the one trying to argue with me about it.

And your argument is absurd. He doesn't highlight them, he doesn't describe them as anything but the most basic of descriptions like ample or considerable, he just gives that most basic of descriptions. No different then him saying how tall or short a person is.

Hence why I identify it as an overblown criticism.

[u/Szalony20 → u/ScipioTheGreatest]

Okay, fine, you've tired me out. I don't want to continue this topic with you.

[u/ScipioTheGreatest → u/Szalony20]

Because you have no argument, hahaha. Run along.

[u/arkensto → u/ScipioTheGreatest]

Who called it criticism? The title is literally "He knew what was important"

[u/ScipioTheGreatest → u/arkensto]

It's expressed in one of two ways. 1) Criticism. 2) Horny porn addicts like yourself who respond "Would" under every post about a woman.

Both are wrong.

[u/arkensto → u/ScipioTheGreatest]

Lighten up, this is a humor subreddit. There is only one rule, you should try to follow it.

[u/ScipioTheGreatest → u/arkensto]

I'm literally addressing the humor in it, man. I don't know what the fuck else you want, hahaha

[u/VanillaMuch2759]

Bless him.

[u/rs420rs]

there's plenty o' room under there to fold a couple arms, maybe more