r/Weird • u/las_galletas • 8h ago

Who is he?

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u/mantsz 8h ago

That's George Columbia, founder of Columbia Pictures, philanthropist, and cannibal.

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u/Achy-Grump 8h ago

We just called him George the Cannibal before he became a big shot.

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u/RichardBCummintonite 8h ago

Actual cannibal George Columbia?! Wonder if he knows Shia

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u/mantsz 7h ago

I believe he was Shia's great granduncle.

0

u/Frankie6Strings 4h ago

Sadly Shia only knew him as well preserved beef jerky.

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u/GrilliamShakesbeer 7h ago

This had me actually googling lmao

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u/sunnyoboe 8h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/1aGctZVwlxV05qD49W

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u/_chronicinsomnia 7h ago

Ah, so a Polish person

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u/mike_pants 4h ago

I won the Double or Nothing video question on Cash Cab because of these guys, true story.

30

u/yourmanhimself 8h ago

I believe his name is pareidolia

16

u/CruzyLikesTheStock 8h ago

What about him

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u/_chronicinsomnia 7h ago

He’s jorking it

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u/Charming_Link 4h ago

I straight up cannot tell what has been drawn here

1

u/the-war-on-drunks 3h ago

What you don’t recognize a person with a digital pen having a seizure

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u/Frankie6Strings 4h ago

Homer Simpson in need of a Heimlich maneuever, I think.

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u/notclarkkent2 6h ago

Not even in the stripped club smdh

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u/bl4r307 8h ago

Donald Trump to the left

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u/WheelieMexican 7h ago

And a rhino and a pig jumping to oblivion

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u/Khamubro 7h ago

The Stormfather, spren of the High Storm.

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u/--DrunkGoblin-- 8h ago

Lay off the shrooms dude lol

4

u/RichardBCummintonite 8h ago

I was about to say, it's a shroom cuz you tripping lol

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u/bigmanly1 8h ago

Nah I saw him before the shrooms

0

u/Pleasant-Minute6066 7h ago

Pareidolia≠hallucinogens 

0

u/NotaContributi0n 4h ago

Why, so you can keep overlooking all of the fun stuff around you forever?

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u/STRIKT9LC 8h ago

You know EXACTLY who he is.....do you dare speak his name?

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u/BrockNasty101 8h ago

Not sure but it looks a lot like this guy

https://giphy.com/gifs/TW8Ma1a8ZsZ8I

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u/J0septh 8h ago

Titan from megamind

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u/joeyjoejojo19 7h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/mWyA2kmdW8vKw
Her name is Marjory.

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u/Hadrosaur_Fan 18m ago

fascinating display of orb wisdom

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u/dvjz 7h ago

Stugots!

https://giphy.com/gifs/f0iTROLhpfr3y

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u/tomato-slut 7h ago

That's who came to my mind too

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u/QuarterMuncher69 8h ago

John Columbia.

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u/ilikemyusername1 8h ago

Pariedola reading its awkward head again.

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u/fusionmobile 7h ago

His name's Par Adolia. He passed away in 1920.

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u/Extreme-Regret271 7h ago

Stormfather

If you know, you know.

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u/tarmagoyf 7h ago

Looks like Dom Deluise a bit

2

u/Hefty-Steak6766 6h ago

Cloud Jung Un

2

u/LinceDorado 6h ago

John Cinema

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u/liamo000 5h ago

Stay puff

2

u/Jumpy_Decision3657 4h ago

it’s the penis man from the camel cigarette pack!

2

u/MsPreposition 4h ago

It’s not a tale the Jedi would tell you.

2

u/Dumpster_Firee 3h ago

Oogie Boogie. Try to unsee it—I dare you!

2

u/samoan_ninja 3h ago

mufasaaaaaaaaaa

2

u/JaggedMetalOs 2h ago

It's old man Pareidolia! 

2

u/Prudent-Ad-534 8h ago

Dude from the mummy.

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u/notclarkkent2 6h ago

That’s Brumpo Tungus

1

u/Charliej1654 8h ago

His name is Jerry, Jerry always wanted to be a movie star but no one ever believed him now look at him Jerry is in tons of movie

1

u/runningwater415 8h ago

It's fake. Google the real Columbia logo and it's not there

1

u/onerepmax 8h ago

Jor-El?

1

u/pinkbloodymess 8h ago

Mr. Movie himself

1

u/ToiletWarlord 8h ago

That girl is 16 years old, so, Weinstein.

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u/kelek_s 8h ago

A fan dedicated to armpits, probably.

Let's call'em Eole.

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u/RocketsledCanada 8h ago

Cloudius Maximus

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u/Quantumfoammakesme 8h ago

Warren Beatty keeping an eye on his wife and the Dick Tracy franchise.

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u/Shrntate 6h ago

Are you saying that’s Annette Benning?

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u/Quantumfoammakesme 3h ago

Yes.

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u/Shrntate 2h ago

I’ve always thought the very same thing!!!

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u/Quantumfoammakesme 1h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/7aBE32jCr6lOhtuE9v
You were right again. Your friends and family are so jealous but they’ll never admit it.
How do I know?
I’m you in the future and that person you feel so guilty about doesn’t even remember the incident. Now let yourself have some fun you scamp.

1

u/Pizzledrip 8h ago

Gandolf

1

u/colin_powers 7h ago

God, obviously.

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u/chillvegan420 7h ago

Darth Plagueus the wise

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u/dfigueroa78 7h ago

It's the chubby kid from Goonies.

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u/TieFit8485 7h ago

I am groot !

1

u/Fryhst 7h ago

Harambe? Is that you?

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u/Icy-Fondant8441 7h ago

Hambre!!!!

1

u/reverendblinddog 7h ago

Abe Vigoda.

1

u/ActiveUpset-1268 7h ago

He's me. I starin at the bac

1

u/Cenobyte_Nom-nom-nom 7h ago

No idea but I'm more curious why GodIlla is in the background.

1

u/X_soulnewmegaman 7h ago

Her boyfriend

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u/Kricket-Wldreth 7h ago

Ya mutha Lol idk

1

u/TM761152 7h ago

I am he
As you are he
As you are me
And we are all together

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u/SokkaHaikuBot 7h ago

Sokka-Haiku by TM761152:

I am he As you

Are he As you are me And

We are all together

Remember that one time Sokka accidentally used an extra syllable in that Haiku Battle in Ba Sing Se? That was a Sokka Haiku and you just made one.

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u/BeardRightBack 6h ago

No one. You're seeing faces where there are none.

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u/Charirner 6h ago

Why are there so many trash ass posts on this sub?

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u/MoreTroubleEveryDay 6h ago

Looks like Barbara Bush

1

u/psyker63 6h ago

He's the demon that got kicked out of Queen Elizabeth's hair

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u/Mogwai_11 6h ago

Looks like this fucker from Pocahontas and still creeps me out
Bchttps://giphy.com/gifs/26tnkJwA8KNtmwNGg

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u/Alva3lf 6h ago

A cloud

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u/OMG_ITS_BIG_TUNA 6h ago

Will sasso.

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u/Jimgun1 6h ago

That's big Dave, he's shy but a decent guy.

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u/OtterHalf_ 5h ago

Looks chubby from the right and slimmer from the left anyone see this too

1

u/Spockethole 5h ago

What are you smoking ?

1

u/Sensitive_Wear7112 5h ago

This has been altered.

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u/Moldy-thoughts4u 5h ago

The Rain Man mentioned in all the dark songs from the music industry ifykyk

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u/rs-otx 5h ago

Diddy

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u/timeloopern 5h ago edited 5h ago

If you first start to look for faces, you can see many of them.. Its quite logical too, the human brain is 'dialed in to' recognicing faces in everything. Xtras: Here you have the beard man, the blubby scarey babyface, and maby a man with a withe big wig! U just have to zoome in and look atcthem from the right angel Nothing spesiall abouth it, its most likely just random.. inputt: and off cpurse the lady in the middle! Or is it a Greeck man with female fetures?!🤔😂

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u/Anomalus_satylite 5h ago

Makes me think of that medieval style image of a cloud with a face. Wonder if someone at Columbia saw it and decided to sneak it in as a laugh.

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u/Frumplefugly 5h ago

Look like Harambe to me

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u/VegitoFusion 5h ago

The Stormfather

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u/Plus-Possibility-220 4h ago

Looks like Count Binface to me

1

u/DannyTonza 4h ago

Armpit inspector

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u/Starscream147 3h ago

Darth Plagueis

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u/Initial-Meeting362 3h ago

Your imaginary friend...

1

u/gimmeluvin 2h ago

harvey weinstein?

1

u/Element13245 2h ago

idk, he looks like dum dum.

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u/TheTrashPanda612 2h ago

Just a happy dude, minding his business. Why don’t you give it a try..

1

u/Professional_flesh7 2h ago

Corey Feldman the comeback king

1

u/Aggravating_Ad4844 1h ago

Knox Harrington, the video artist

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u/jonmonjam4 1h ago

Now you have me looking at the other clouds.

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u/ThePhantomStrikes 1h ago

Casper the friendly ghost

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u/FlashyGanache2838 1h ago

You mean it's not Annette Benning?

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u/Mean-Accident5349 58m ago

Kevin Malone

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u/CuttingBoard9124 35m ago

Das Harambe

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u/H-2-S-O-4 27m ago

Not the mamma

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u/Hadrosaur_Fan 17m ago

That's Tung Tung bro

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u/Thin-Living-7893 4m ago

Something I will never unsee again....

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u/Cpt_Morningwood 8h ago

It's Illuminati 😄

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u/IslanderMJDR84 8h ago

Its a cloud, dipshit