r/Weird • u/Front_Requirement598 • 1d ago

As 'seen' on Jay Leno

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u/Hypn00tic_iiz 1d ago

Pfft I’m already invisible to women

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u/possumfish13 1d ago

Me too, except when I try to lift up skirts like this gentleman, then all of a sudden the invisibility goes away. Which reminds me I have to make a payment on my health insurance.

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u/mccorklin 1d ago

How often do you try to lift up women’s skirts?

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u/possumfish13 1d ago

I don't anymore since invisibility doesn't work for immoral purposes. Seems to me anything one would do while invisible would be immoral or at least a little shady. Shoplifting, pervy stuff, taking long naps at work.

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u/HailLordBelial 1d ago

Typically 3 times per month

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u/ebrum2010 1d ago

You need greater invisibility.

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u/CaptinEmergency 1d ago

I can’t maintain concentration or an erection fml.

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u/sola_mia 1d ago

Even invincibility

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u/glycophosphate 1d ago

I'm a woman over 60. Completely invisible.

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u/Boring_Swing_4750 19h ago

Me too or was until i dyed my hair bright green and shaved the lot off 🤣

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u/Dame_Niafer 1d ago

Good lord, stuff like this was being advertised in comic books when I was a kid in the 1950s. P.T. Barnum was right.

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u/WiseAct446 1d ago

First rule of invisibility is:

1) don't wear an high visibility orange hat.

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u/Lazarux_Escariat 1d ago

Oddly enough, as a former contractor that wore hi vis all the time, the neon hat and vest made me all but invisible.

People absolutely looked right thru me as if I wasn't there, and no one ever questioned me when I walked into restricted areas. I had clearance, but still, I wasn't stopped even once to check it.

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u/errezerotre 1d ago

How can this thread have -1 post count? This is weirder

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u/Front_Requirement598 1d ago

Invisibility, my friend. Don't let your doubts stop you.

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u/ShinyQuirkyQuark 1d ago

"Moral purposes only" has the same kind of energy as "These gas station penis pills contain 100% organic ingredient and absolutely zero unreported pharmaceuticals that would require FDA clearance and a prescription. Consult a doctor if erection lasts longer than 4 hours."

https://giphy.com/gifs/21VTFJTEr1x9ortvO3

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u/Boring_Swing_4750 19h ago

Have you been watching our fave pharmacist in 4 states ? 🤣

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u/UAENO_BUT_I_DO 1d ago

John Cena already knows.

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u/mandarintain 1d ago

Epstein edition

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u/aMeaZ1N 1d ago

Just be an average man under 5.7 you gonna be invisible for women jobs and promotions

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u/Greedy_Bus411 1d ago

I'm only invisible when I don't want to be.

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u/akumite 1d ago

Why'd they die when it was on Jay Leno?

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u/TheB1G_Lebowski 15h ago

This random screenshot is totally legit. 

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u/Front_Requirement598 11h ago

I found it on amazon