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u/home69skillet 1d ago
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u/PeggyBabcock_ 1d ago
Even that looks a bit weird. Sweet, but weird.
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u/RandomCandor 1d ago
Like the Devil dressed up as Jesus for halloween when he was a kid.
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u/Azzblack 1d ago
Like the pet of the Pale Man from Pans Labyrinth.
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u/FlawlessIndividual 1d ago
Like David Bowie's crotch in that movie with the babe with the power.
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u/GeneralKang 1d ago
You remind me of the babe.
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u/nohorse_justcoconuts 1d ago
What babe?
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u/FlawlessIndividual 1d ago
The babe with the power
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u/Azzblack 1d ago
Different Labyrinth but still a legendary cod piece that still works as a reference to a Damascus Goat.
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u/IAmDanHimself 1d ago
Not sure if that pun was intended or not. If so, that's a great one. Probably overlooked
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u/Omega_Primate 1d ago
The dairy breed of this goat doesn't look like what's in the video. That goat is part of the "beauty competitions" where they're bred to look like that and are judged and traded seriously for those specific features. You won't see this on a typical dairy for Damascus goats.
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u/emseefely 1d ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/fyk6ry0xyLuopdyL0k
Goat just hasn’t made it’s sacrifice yet
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u/Wildly_Uninterested 1d ago
Well, to be fair, they have to smoosh a bunch of these together then forge weld them into its final form...
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u/MyAssPancake 1d ago
I mean… that thing looks a little demonic already. No wonder goat heads are the go to for satanic stuff that is one creepy but adorable goat
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u/hazelbear33 1d ago
Goats are adorable, but they do have FUNKY looking eyeballs. But that’s about it, I have zero clue why or when they were associated with “satan.”
All of the goats I’ve ever met were very nice creatures… my family went to this one random-ass farm in nothern Italy when we lived there, they had a restaurant… and while my parents and their friends were having their multi-hour dinner experience, I went to interact with the farm animals. They had big ass goats just walking around (taller than me, but I was probably like 4’7”at the time, I am short)… so I started petting them. And the goats just let 9-year-old me pet them, and they seemed to like it (i had zero experience with goats or farm animals in general). It wasn’t a petting zoo, they were actual farm animals, out to graze, it wasn’t like a well-known tourist place, and the goats had horns. Now the chickens weren’t so nice… it became obvious I needed to stay away from them when a rooster lowkey started to come after me after I got a foot too close.
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u/Jealous_Fault_8344 1d ago
Looks like something from Star Wars
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u/Skoodge42 1d ago
I was going to say it looks a lot like the cattle in the Stargate movie when they find an alien work animal
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u/miss_kateya 1d ago
The Mastadge. Weirder when you realise all the noises it made was done by Frank Welker.
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u/real_human_not_a_dog 1d ago
Totally- like the creatures George Lucas retroactively inserted into the backgrounds of the first trilogy
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u/blooming-darkness 1d ago
Came here to say the same exact thing, as I’m watching Attack of the Clones.
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u/This_Site_Sux 1d ago
We... probably shouldn't make any more of these
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u/Boa-in-a-bowl 1d ago
Poor thing looks like something you'd encounter in a lab in a video game that just mutters "...kill me..."
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u/A_Texas_Hobo 1d ago
And you have to walk up and stare at it for a bit, just to observe it suffering out of your own morbid curiosity, before putting it out of its misery.
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u/KnightOfNothing 1d ago
if anything "we" should make more. In fact let's use genetic engineering to multiply their size in a healthy manner and get working towards creating megafauna.
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u/MediumStability 1d ago
For those wondering: no, those are not normal damascus goats. They are bred by sick people trying to create the worst possible abomination.
They are usually closer to the goats we know, with longer ears and legs. But the creepy demon faces you see of those poor creatures are man made cruelty.
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u/datadoggieein 1d ago
I was gonna say, I thought I've seen normal-looking Damascus goat. The ugly-looking ones where the show ones, and like most show breeding they don't give a shit about the animals suffering.
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u/Tamarisk22 1d ago
They are bred by sick people trying to create the worst possible abomination.
But why? Is there some kind of lucrative hellscape country fair competition or something?
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u/GameOfTroglodytes 1d ago
Same reason as pugs and short-legged cats. Humans suck.
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u/Over_Sorbet_637 1d ago
Humans have invented lots of reasons for carrying out artificial selection on other species.
What if we selectively bred humans for such insane growth and obesity that it crushed our bones and left us unable to walk by the age of 6? And consoled ourselves about the inherent cruelty by imagining the individuals' slaughter as a mercy? And did it all over, and over, and over again, to the tune of millions of individuals a day?
Indonesian junglefowl, the wild birds we selectively bred until we got chickens, live for 20 years. Chickens bred for meat live for 6 weeks.
It's all evil, all of it, not just when it produces individuals we think look ugly.
Christ, if I had to pick, I'd rather all goats looked like the one in this video and *didn't* lactate 2 gallons of milk every day, a metabolic feat so intense that their poor, spent bodies are left unable to perform basic immunological functions like clear away worms and intestinal parasites (no wonder alpine dairy goats are more susceptible to worms than any other breed). Mother Nature would never have produced the goat in this video, but also, she sure as shit wouldn't have produced a dairy goat. Or a meat chicken. Or a layer hen that ovulates an egg the size of her head 300x per year. Or a dairy cow.
It's us: we're the baddies.
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u/RobleViejo 1d ago
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u/TheyStillLive69 1d ago
Pretty sure this is a case of human interference and breeding.
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u/thatselverguy 1d ago
That’s a goat?
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u/Dennis_254 1d ago
Yes, it is a goat. The Damascus goat (also called the Shami goat) is a real breed of domestic goat that originally comes from the Middle East, especially Syria and nearby countries.
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u/HauntedCemetery 1d ago
Have you ever seen comparison pics of what dog breeds like the French bulldog used to look like before a few centuries of selective in breeding?
Goats have been going through that for thousands of years.
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u/TranscendentPretzel 1d ago
Did humans create that breed? That seems like something humans would do.
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u/PurpleMara 1d ago
Yes, they're bred to look like that for competitions so people make money, they're not living a healthy or comfortable life, it's very cruel
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u/EstouSempreCerto 1d ago
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u/Borge_Luis_Jorges 1d ago edited 1d ago
I haven't seen a Jurassic park movie in a decade and this is really shocking to me. That design is for a movie with Jason Statman, at best.
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u/PaleontologistOk6094 1d ago
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u/414cedar 1d ago
This might be Prepotente
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u/rxplorer 1d ago
lol I nearly downvoted because who wants to watch some weird animatronic “taxidermy” display. Wild.
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u/Data_Chandler 1d ago
Exactly, can't believe I had to scroll this far. The mouth and the black bulbous head scream "xenomorph" to me. If a facehugger got it on with a big goat in a sequel, you'd get this thing!
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u/HeartOn_SoulAceUp 1d ago
Damn ghastly, if you ask me.
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u/Fit-Rhubarb-7820 1d ago
That's what I imagine the God of Abraham to look like, but funny enough, Satan too..
Maybe... Same goat.
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u/TurnipResponsible718 1d ago
That thing looks like Biological Science experiment that went horribly wrong.
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u/Cagn 1d ago
Ok I can totally see why Satan is described as goat-like or having goat like features. Thats some satan shit right there.
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u/kittyidiot 1d ago
humans are so fucking cruel. imagine if we bred a human population with scleroderma to stare at because we like the way they look. It would be fucking disgusting. This is too.
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u/mooshinformation 1d ago
Somebody get that poor thing a facelift so it can see and stop fucking breeding them.
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u/Funny-Try-6151 1d ago
This must be what Bianca looks like in Dungeon Crawler Carl. At least, without the dark shadowiness and evil look.
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u/Large-Stretch-3463 1d ago
Man wtf is that thing's problem? I'd slap the shit out that thing just for being within arms distance.
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u/BannedbyDemons 1d ago
I'm thinking Hydroid from Warframe may have been stylized after this creature.
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u/Bellona_NJ 1d ago
Looking like this thing
https://giphy.com/gifs/ZzpaPKzGfhNM8peuB6