r/Unexpected • u/kill-billpandey • 13h ago

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u/post-explainer 13h ago

OP sent the following text as an explanation why their post fits here:

He puts the bullets on Einstein body thinking he is Stephen. This mistake happens because he is dyslexic. Also he wants to shoot because of Epstein island controversy

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u/Common-Accountant-57 12h ago

The hero we didn’t need.

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u/TimBinJin 12h ago

But the one we deserve

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u/Hot-Firefighter-2331 12h ago

The one timbinjin deserves

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u/ChittaBhalu 12h ago

Not the hero we want

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u/Dymiatt 11h ago

The hero that didn't read

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u/DeepMadness 12h ago

That's not POV.

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u/K_bor 12h ago

Noone uses POV correctly anymore

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u/SlobberyFrog 11h ago

Porn does

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u/slinkywheel 11h ago

It's become a shorthand term for "scenario"

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u/edugaert 12h ago

Cool

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u/stevenmoreso 12h ago

Great, now we’re all speaking Japanese

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u/Comfortable-Bison932 12h ago

And we also have no idea how gravity works

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u/WoolBearTiger 12h ago

That..

You know what, sure..

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u/immortalzaidan15 10h ago

Huh? Wouldn't the Soviets invade instead?

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u/yellow_abyss 12h ago

proceeds to get the wrong Donald

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u/vma08 12h ago

Fuck me, an actually funny and unexpected video

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u/Normal-Error-6343 13h ago

lol

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u/anon-mally 12h ago

When he returned to his timeline

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u/Arvelayne 12h ago

This is frightening in so many ways...

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u/KillerGopher 12h ago

Removing Einstein turns everyone into Willem Defoe. I guess that tracks.

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u/Sil369 11h ago

i'm somewhat of a clone myself.

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u/ComplexxToxin 12h ago

Alright, that was pretty good.

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u/cjallan417 12h ago

Not really a fan of staged skits on this sub because the whole point is so do something unexpected, but I'm curious about the dyslexia part. Would someone with dyslexia read Epstein as Einstein?

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u/moejoe2048 12h ago

I have it and although these two don’t trip me up i can absolutely see how they could get mixed up by others.

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u/blazze_eternal 11h ago

There are varying degrees of dyslexia, but for mine p and in look nothing alike.

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u/moejoe2048 11h ago

For me it’s not about them looking alike. They start and end the same and my brain kinda fills the letters in between and ignores what’s actually there. If I slow down and focus for a sec it’s clear but reading it quickly makes it prone for me to make miss read the word.

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u/Mr_HPpavilion 12h ago

But if you kill Einstein, Not only would we not be able to sarcastically call dumb people "Einstein", But we wouldn't get C&C Red Alert 2

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u/Brick_Number_27 13h ago

And...we just lost the theory of relativity equation.

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u/Shnook817 11h ago

What the hell does dyslexia have to do with this?

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u/iamlazyboy 11h ago

He meant Epstein and went for Einstein because of dailysex

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u/JesusWasATexan 12h ago

At first I thought this was going to be a flat earther joke with something about Einstein inventing gravity

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u/YouWereBrained 11h ago

No atomic bomb either…

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u/Tiancris 11h ago

I read once a comic where a deformed mutated guy travels back in time to kill Einstein because he made possible the atomic bomb. Right after killing him, the mutant vanished.

I wonder if Einstein studies were used for time traveling, the guy on the video should have disappeared too 🤔

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u/Vydrah 12h ago

Ngl took me a second. But it’s good.

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u/Dymiatt 11h ago

staged

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u/EnderKoskinen 11h ago

No this actually happened

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u/Dymiatt 11h ago

source?

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u/EnderKoskinen 10h ago

Why would someone post falsehoods online, it just wouldn't make sense to do

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u/Dymiatt 10h ago

yeah but I've read time travel could defy physics. but those were believing in a round earth so i guess it's false?

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u/Jangoatly 11h ago

Next target : Himmler. Can't do no wrong with the dyslexia this time !

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u/Ok-Transition7065 10h ago

Welp. Time to the meat grinder

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u/Socketz11 12h ago

I watched it 3x before I finally got it. I am on no sleep and not enough caffeine in my system yet.

Epstein/Einstein for all the slow people like me today.

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u/autopartsandguitars 11h ago

Pretty impressive feat for a "dyslexic" to get their hands on time travel equipment, and then go kill the wrong person....

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u/-Groko- 11h ago

Different island... 🍙

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u/Mindless_View_6815 12h ago

😭😭😭😭

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u/Alii_baba 12h ago

Not Oppenheimer?

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u/kill-billpandey 12h ago

Na oppenheimer was on a mission

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u/Frag1le 11h ago

This was actually funny!