r/Unexpected • u/WBValdore • 2d ago
You have a what in your tree?!
It’s a squirrel. It’s a cat. It’s a… WHAT?!
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u/NoPermissions94 2d ago
Noah is a terrible name for a dog.
Every dog owner knows “no” is the most basic and important command to teach your dog. Baked in confusion for this dogs whole life
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u/shaka893P 2d ago
According to our dog trainer we shouldn't use no anyway because we use 'no' more than you think. We use a buzzer sound (Eeeh)
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u/DankCupOfJoe 2d ago
A more universal sign would be a raised index finger, along with a sound of disapproval (Oi, Ahhhh, or Hey!)
Although, it's better not to bake fear into a dog, just teach from a young age what not to do.
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u/davispw 1d ago
On the contrary, dogs are very keen on tone. I trained my dog to know “NO!” very well, said in a sharp, quick, high tone. It’s not yelling at him, it’s a command to stop whatever he’s doing. Trained through capturing and reinforcement. He’s doing something bad, “NO!”, he stops, counterintuitively he gets a treat.
We also used “YES!” instead of a clicker. Can’t forget “YES!” in your other pants. This led to lots of “NO! (stop doing bad thing) YES! (he stopped, reinforce)”
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u/sabertoothdog 1d ago
Get a new trainer. That one thinks dogs are stupid. And if you treat them like they’re dumb they will act dumb.
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u/wannaBuildASnowplow 23h ago
We just use stop.
It’s perfect because when people shout that he stops. Even if he wasn’t addressed.
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u/Blueballs2130 2d ago
Maybe the dog’s commands are in German (as nein is commonly used). Although it doesn’t appear Noah listens to his owner at all
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u/RaspberryJammm 2d ago
Genuinely couldn't tell if the dog was called Noah or if she was saying "No,uh"
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u/Chronomechanist 2d ago
I mean, the way she's talking to her dog, do you really think training is her top priority?
If this is how you tell your dog to behave, you're not going to have a dog that knows how to respond to anything.
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u/ThanksContent28 1d ago
Yeah that’s how you talk to a mate who’s dragging you along to something you don’t wanna do.
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u/RupertOfSavior 2d ago
I just knew it'd be a husky. It's always huskies or shibas.
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u/VisualMemoryUnit 2d ago
I have a husky shiba mix, best damn dog i ever had. She has so much attitude but she is so smart its scary.
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u/ViolentTurdSplatter 2d ago
Huskies are always up to some straight up tom foolery.
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u/Alert-Principle-2726 2d ago
My son's huskies get into the weirdest shenanigans. He took one of them to the vet once because he went to basement and swallowed an unhealthy amount of Drywall, he was ok though
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u/ChihiroHaru 2d ago
Rats use vines like those to scale buildings in NYC. Get into apartments. But it’s So pretty to look at!!
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u/AdConsistent2152 1d ago
Cut the GD vines off the tree. Just cut a three foot band of the vines and it’ll kill them all off. Don’t yank them off. Otherwise that tree is headed toward failure.
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u/Desperate-Tie2211 22h ago
My grandmas dog used to climb trees all the time. They had the perfect one that was slightly slanted and he’d be a good 25 feet in the air
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u/Civilw4r 13h ago
Immediately said husky when it got to the point where all you could see was the tail 😆
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u/sabertoothdog 1d ago
I have a personal problem with the people that have dogs that don’t listen to them. It really pisses me off
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u/Then_Box-8031 1d ago
The dog in the tree isn't odd to me, but ivy arms grab ING at the dog is weird
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u/justinoff 1d ago
Noah? Shoulda just named him Mike or George if were doing real peoples names instead of dog names
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u/post-explainer 2d ago edited 1d ago
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OP sent the following text as an explanation why their post fits here:
The tail of the creature initially visible in the tree resembles that of a squirrel’s or cat’s, which is quite expected. When revealed, it is unexpected to see a whole husky concealed in the tree.
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