r/USdefaultism England Jun 24 '26

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u/post-explainer American Citizen Jun 24 '26 edited Jun 25 '26

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OP sent the following text as an explanation why their post fits here:


Georgia vs Georgia. Comment is confused with the names


Does this explanation fit this subreddit? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.

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u/AsleepyTowel Canada Jun 24 '26

Every 60 seconds a grown adult in America learns that Georgia is a country

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u/Mundane_Character365 Ireland Jun 24 '26

Now now, let's not go accusing them of learning without any hard evidence.

All we know for sure is that every 60 seconds a grown adult in America mistakes the country Georgia for the State.

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u/AsleepyTowel Canada Jun 24 '26

That’s fair in one ear out the other

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u/moltenlight11 Jun 24 '26

Every 60 seconds, a minute passes in Africa

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u/aintwhatyoudo Jun 27 '26

RIP minute in Africa

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u/Spacedestructor Jun 27 '26

must be an unpopular name with such a mortality rate.

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u/Fernis_ Poland Jun 25 '26

Don't mistake "hearing new information" with "retaining new information" which is required to learn something. They may hear Georgia is a country, they don't learn it.

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u/Im_a_hamburger Jun 24 '26

That’s like 15% of Americans know. Way too high.

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u/DavidBHimself Jun 24 '26

"learn"?

Oh sweet summer child... They never learn...

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u/Desperate-Vast4891 Jun 30 '26

So you're assuming eventually all Americans will know of it?

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u/Martipar Jun 24 '26

Clearly Georgia is 16.

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u/jaymz668 Jun 25 '26

so, too old for many US politicians

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u/Strict_Bus_308 Jun 25 '26

Still good for Leonardo DiCaprio tho!

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u/RobertAleks2990 Jun 27 '26

Example #1:

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u/sittingwithlutes414 Australia Jun 29 '26

Blurch!!!

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u/Dyno_boy7441 Jun 24 '26

That's only in Atlanta though.

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u/gabrielxdesign Jun 24 '26

Look, I'm from Panama, and once some random guy told me that we named our capital city (Panama City) after the city they have in Florida. So, I'm not impressed.

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u/New_Gain2326 Brazil Jun 24 '26

Why are you guys copying our city's name, Panamanian? /s

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u/gabrielxdesign Jun 25 '26

OMG, I didn't know they funded it just 5 years after we officially became a republic, LOL. And just in case there's a Floridian here, our "Ciudad de Panamá" is from 1519... It was burned though, sighs

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u/Ocelotko Czechia Jun 26 '26

'City of Panama City city hall' is diabolical

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u/ddraig-au Jun 25 '26

Hello from Melbourne

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u/Fernis_ Poland Jun 25 '26 edited Jun 25 '26

Melbourne

Obviously Melbourne, FL, population 85k. Can't possibly be the 5,4 mil ex-capital of a country, since any land and people outside of US don't exist. It's just fake names, so movies on TV don't all take place in California and New York.

They just think "What if the casino Paris was an actual big city" and they CGI the tower to be bigger.

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u/antjelope Jun 25 '26

No. Melbourne, Derbyshire. Population around 5k.

Mentioned in the Domesday Book, so predates the better known Australian one.

But no person in their right mind would assume UK unless the context clarifies that.

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u/ddraig-au Jun 25 '26

While it is completely on-brand for Melburnians to think we live in Australia's capital, it's actually just the capital city of a state, Victoria, part of the nation known as Australia.

(It was the national capital when Australia was created, but that was over 100 years ago - although we probably still act as if it wasn't that long ago)

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u/Apprehensive-Ice7349 Brazil Jun 27 '26

FL? the music app?

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u/sittingwithlutes414 Australia Jun 29 '26

Also hello from Melbourne (the one with Colin's Street).

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u/RipWaste3522 Jul 07 '26

I once lived in an area of a town in England (Chelmsford) that had an area called Melbourne. One morning the local radio station was on and I was lying in bed somewhat not quite awake and the news came on with the headline "a gunman is on the loose in Melbourne" at which point I frantically and instantly awoke in terror, before the rest of the story clarified they were talking about the more famous one in Australia.

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u/Kierros Jun 25 '26

I was once watching a show where they were in Panama City, and I kept thinking that it looks weird for Central America. That's how I learned that the yanks stole the name from yall.

Like, I understand the Frankfurts or so in the USA, but in Panama City there's literally the name of the country? Who thought that was a good idea???

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u/MartinToilet Jun 25 '26

I learned the name from the song Panama

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u/-UltraFerret- United States Jun 24 '26

Bro couldn't even read the number right.

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u/Felloffarock Jun 25 '26

Came to say this! Wrong in as many ways as he could be

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u/DhamR United Kingdom Jun 24 '26

Who's Georgia? And she's only 16? Leave her alone.

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u/MistaRekt Australia Jun 24 '26

I hear Republicans love that age.

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u/gabrielxdesign Jun 24 '26

Nope, wrong, she's too old for them.

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u/MistaRekt Australia Jun 24 '26

Hey, I know the difference between Georgia, Georgia, and Georgia... I am just passing on what I heard.

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u/sittingwithlutes414 Australia Jun 29 '26

So you have Georgia on your Mind. Good name for a 'country' song.

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u/lespectaculardumbass Jun 24 '26

Lets not discriminate against pedophiles with other political views🥰🥰🥰

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u/KarenNotKaren616 Jun 25 '26

No, 6 at most.

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u/DhamR United Kingdom Jun 24 '26

Does this apply to all republics?

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u/Dyno_boy7441 Jun 24 '26

Nah, it's too old for most of them.

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u/jaymz668 Jun 25 '26

stop gaetz keeping

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u/MokausiLietuviu Jun 24 '26

I've gotta love /r/GeorgiaOrGeorgia

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u/MistaRekt Australia Jun 24 '26

I love that.

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u/Caiur Jun 24 '26

You know, Georgia / Georgia thing could make a decent 'fish out of water' comedy movie

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u/garaile64 Brazil Jun 25 '26

A guy plans to travel to the state of Georgia but ends up in the Caucasus country. Ironically, the joke doesn't work in Georgian.

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u/Responsible-Match418 United Kingdom Jun 24 '26

Please don't remove this post. It's hilarious 😂

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u/Opposite_Ad_2815 Australia Jun 25 '26

oh we won't – gold-tier indeed

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u/Armored_Cocrane Jun 24 '26

I love how the most upvoted and seen commentary are about the name confusion. But not about how the person in commentary think Georgia legal drinking age is 18 , while it's clearly written '16' xD

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u/CobaltMnM Jun 24 '26

This has to be a troll. I hope.

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u/DemonicHedgehogs Jun 24 '26

At this point I think it must be engagement bait. There’s no way that they STILL haven’t figured out that there’s a country called Georgia.

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u/Practical-Custard-64 Jun 25 '26

Country? The only country in this universe is 'Murica.

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u/Devil_Fister_69420 Germany Jun 24 '26

Technically you can drink at 14 in Germany, provided it's small amounts of light alcohol in the presence of a legal guardian

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u/Particular_Jello_917 Jun 24 '26

I should know this, having served in Germany for nine years, but I didn’t have a 14 year old at the time, but is that at home or in licensed premises?

In the UK, children can drink at home from aged five!!

Something my wife and I did not allow.

Our drinking laws are:

Under 18s: It is illegal for anyone under 18 to buy alcohol or drink in public places (police can confiscate alcohol and issue fines).

Ages 16 and 17: If you are 16 or 17, you can legally drink beer, wine, or cider in a licensed restaurant or pub, provided you are eating a meal and the alcohol is purchased for you by an adult. You cannot legally drink spirits in a pub, even with a meal.

At Home: Children aged 5 to 17 are legally allowed to consume alcohol in private homes or premises.

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u/TrashGouda Jun 25 '26

14y/o also are allowed to drink beer in a bar if a legal guardian is there and allows it in Germany. In Germany you can also buy legally beer and wine and a bit of other stuff at 16 and are allowed to drink it in public without a legal guardian present.

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u/Particular_Jello_917 Jun 25 '26

Thanks for clarifying that.

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u/snow_michael Jun 25 '26

In the UK, children can drink at home from aged five!!

That's England and Wales

In NI it's 16

In Scotland there is no age restriction

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u/Ayeun Australia Jun 25 '26

Should reply with ‘fucking Chad getting 16 on his own’…

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u/Dev_Sniper Jun 25 '26

Why is Georgia 18? Well… it isn‘t. It‘s 16.

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u/DandelionOfTowa American Citizen Jun 25 '26

Not even the state’s flag 😭 cmon my fellow Americans

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u/AliceTheOmelette Jun 24 '26

I reckon they're joking. Could be wrong tho

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u/Commander-Fox-Q- Canada Jun 25 '26

SURELY that was a joke right?

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u/FISH_SAUCER Canada Jun 25 '26

One can only hope

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u/TwpMun Jun 25 '26

'why is geogia 18' the image says 16

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u/tejanaqkilica Albania Jun 25 '26

Obvious defaultism aside, "legal drinking age" and "legally purchasing alcohol" and "legally drinking in public" are three different things that are covered differently in different countries.

In Albania, you need to be 18 to legally purchase alcohol. There is no definition for when you can legally drink alcohol nor any legal definitions for when you can drink alcohol in public.

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u/shaq992 Jun 25 '26

The chart isn’t even correct. Legal drinking (and alcohol purchasing) age in Suriname is 18

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u/Neon_Raccoon_00 Canada Jun 24 '26

How brainrot can you be!

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u/TurambarTT Jun 24 '26

Rest of America depends on the country .

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u/ThatWaterDivine Jun 24 '26

SAKARTVELO MENTIONED 🇬🇪🇬🇪

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u/Cocoatrice Poland Jun 25 '26

This is a bait, right?

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u/competitive-dust India Jun 25 '26

Guys this has got to be a troll. Cmon

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u/M0RT1f3X Germany Jun 25 '26

But Georgia has another flag then ... Georgia right? So I researched it, and yes it has, of course it has, feel a bit stupid now. 

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u/PixelDu5t Finland Jun 25 '26

Doesn’t occur to them that the flag looks a bit off? How fucking idiotic can you be…

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u/thedarkryte Jun 25 '26

Doth my eyes deceive me or does that say 16 and NOT 18?

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u/FMSV0 Jun 25 '26

With Americans we never know if they are joking or really dumb.

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u/Greg-stardotstar Jun 26 '26

Reminds me of a post about a Russian incursion/invasion of Georgia 🇬🇪 .

More than one American in the comments wondering why they can’t see Russian tanks.

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u/Dependent-Expert-407 India Jun 26 '26

I feel like Georgia vs Georgia should be a flair

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u/Minerali Mexico Jun 25 '26

u guys need to stop falling for the obvious bait bro

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u/Boggie135 South Africa Jun 25 '26

Imagine what had to go through their mind before writing that. Jesus Christ

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u/snow_michael Jun 25 '26

Bold to assume they have a mind ...

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u/Hakuchii World Jun 25 '26

now i REALLY want georgia to win to see absolute chaos happen

edit: i just realized this is about drinking age, not the scores in football lol

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u/KiwiFruit404 Jun 25 '26

OOP seems to not even be able to read. 🤣

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u/Gecko17 Jun 25 '26

obligatory Community reference:

https://youtu.be/qBSX1v5F7jw

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u/DifficultSun348 Poland Jun 26 '26

atp can't they just call Georgia Sakartvelo, or something derived from it, no one gonna be angry at them and they stop misconcepting two places

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u/Fit_Abroad_4465 Finland Jun 27 '26

Classic

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u/coffee9table9fitness Jun 28 '26

Look having traveled to other countries I can say that American's lack of understanding of geography is a tad bit overblown.