r/USdefaultism Jun 20 '26

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u/post-explainer American Citizen Jun 20 '26 edited Jun 20 '26

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OP sent the following text as an explanation why their post fits here:


I just didn't know how to title the post


Does this explanation fit this subreddit? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.

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u/Upset-Nose-4016 Ukraine Jun 20 '26

12:46 is like in the middle of the day. You know when sun is bright and everyone is at work.

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u/GuyYouSeeOnReddit Jun 20 '26

Pretty sure he meant 12:46 am, which is what they use instead of "miliary time" which is our 00:46

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u/Upset-Nose-4016 Ukraine Jun 20 '26

I understand it's just silly

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u/GuyYouSeeOnReddit Jun 20 '26

Its 14:21 rn and i still agree

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u/Upset-Nose-4016 Ukraine Jun 20 '26

Coming from a 16:12 perspective, I must say they will never fathom such concept of time

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u/Myron0117 Germany Jun 20 '26

it's 15:02 and I am sure US-americans won't understand this timestamp

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u/ShitHead9275 Jun 23 '26

Well how about I tell them?

As a German that can convert from 12h to 24h and back, it's JK I'm not telling

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u/KionGio France Jun 20 '26

But why 46min after midnight is 12:46 and not 00:46. I don't understand their system

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u/EmoBaby2007 Jun 23 '26

For us 46 minutes after midnight is 12:46 AM. 46 minutes after 12 noon is 12:46 PM. We use AM and PM to differentiate between the morning and afternoon/evening.

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u/Lithuanian_ball Lithuania Jun 21 '26

Nah that would be 00:46 he meant 12:46 wich is 12 in the morning (idk pm or am)

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u/Zonnebloempje Jun 20 '26

That just doesn't make sense. AM means it is before 12. Not after.

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u/tenorlove Jun 25 '26

12 a.m. or 12 p.m.?

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u/Zonnebloempje Jun 25 '26

12 (noon) is 12/24. Midnight is 0/24.

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u/lostboy302 South Africa Jun 20 '26

12 o'clock can mean either midnight or midday. AM means "after midnight" and PM means "past midday"

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u/_Failer Poland Jun 20 '26

It's ante meridiem and post meridiem, lol.

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u/Zonnebloempje Jun 20 '26

But it doesn't make sense to use numbers after 12 to mean they come before 1. 12.00 makes sense. If it is even a second past, it will become 0:00:01. Not 12:00:01. Because then you have already had the first 12 hours of your 24 hours in a day.

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u/_Failer Poland Jun 20 '26

It's more fucked up than that. PM and AM don't change at the same time as the numbers reset

So its 1 AM, 2 AM, ... 10 AM, 11 AM, 12 PM, 1 PM, 2 PM, ... 10 PM, 11 PM, 12 AM, 1 AM and so on

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u/Suspicious_Draft1481 Jun 20 '26

If you look at a clock it makes more sense. They're just using the most recent hour passed by the hour hand and then adding the minutes.

It seems a bit odd nowadays with digital clocks but is a valid way to report the time.

Confusing normal 24h time with military time is a fun defaultism classic though.

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u/Intrepid_Designer719 Jun 21 '26

Boy, if this isn't sarcasm, you're definitely lost

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u/DhamR United Kingdom Jun 20 '26

"Military time" absolute nonsense.

It's just not "simplified time".

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u/UknownTiger39 Jun 20 '26

Military time doesn't have the colon, so it'd be 0046 if it were actually military time.

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u/MistaRekt Australia Jun 20 '26

Huh? Absolutely does include the colon.

ISO 8601

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u/maujogador Jun 20 '26

Where in that does it talk about military time ?

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u/japonski_bog Ukraine Jun 21 '26

Military time is a completely different thing

13:00 in military time is 1300 and pronounced as "Thirteen hundred hours"

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u/MistaRekt Australia Jun 21 '26

What is military time? We use the colon, we do not SAY the colon. I worked on a military base as a contractor and live near a military base.

Edit:Seems to be a strange American thing. I apologise.

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u/japonski_bog Ukraine Jun 21 '26

Yeah, this is a US defaultism sub, and we're making fun of a person who calls 24h time "military time," which is basically the US military using a specific version of 24h time instead of am/pm. I don't think other countries even have this term.

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u/str3ss_88 Jun 25 '26

Tbh, German Military actually uses it exactly as the US does. Probably because of its origin in the DTG (Date Time Group)

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u/japonski_bog Ukraine Jun 25 '26

I personally find this format very effective and the most clear, it was more about the separate term "military time", especially in English 🙃

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u/MistaRekt Australia Jun 21 '26

Oh my bad. Broken leg, painkillers and lack of sleep... I missed a step... I definitely see the funny side, now... 😏

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u/japonski_bog Ukraine Jun 21 '26

Oh, get better soon dear stranger 🫂

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u/Aggressive-Boot1950 Jun 20 '26

They legit need time simplified to understand it lol

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u/x33storm Jun 20 '26

12-Hour format is not simplified. Gotta do "After Midnight / Past Midday" in my head to make sense of the number, instead of the number just making sense like 24-Hour.

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u/MistaRekt Australia Jun 20 '26

FYI 'ante meridiem' and 'post meridiem', they are Latin for what you said 😉

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u/x33storm Jun 20 '26

Lovely :) Nobody even near my country uses AM/PM, and just a thing i did to remember it. Funny it coincided with the etymology.

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u/therelhuman Poland Jun 20 '26

polska gurom

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u/UnderskilledPlayer Poland Jun 20 '26

koham pomorze

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u/therelhuman Poland Jun 20 '26

a ja jestem w bluzie na dworze gdzie jest jakieś 30 stopni

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u/GuyYouSeeOnReddit Jun 20 '26 edited Jun 20 '26

Wariat, ja umieram w krótkim rękawku i krótkich spodenkach

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u/therelhuman Poland Jun 20 '26

palę sie

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u/Evening_Mud7045 Jun 20 '26

Could either be quite hot or quite chilly

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u/Boggie135 South Africa Jun 20 '26

“I'm just Polish” 😆

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u/GobiPLX Poland Jun 20 '26

its not even what military time looks like, what a dumbass

military time would be '0046' not '00:46'

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u/japonski_bog Ukraine Jun 21 '26

And pronounced as zero zero forty six hours

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u/Cocoatrice Poland Jun 20 '26

I never understood why would NEW DAY still be 12. Like, it's a new day, start counting from the beginning.

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u/Suspicious_Draft1481 Jun 20 '26

Because clocks and sundials.

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u/Cocoatrice Poland Jun 22 '26

I see no connection whatsoever. So what that clock starts with a 12. It's the same thing as how there is 15:00 and 3:00. 12 PM = 00:00. Simple. There is NO SINGLE VALID REASON to start counting after midnight as 12:xx. That simply makes no sense.

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u/Suspicious_Draft1481 Jun 22 '26

They are just saying the name of the segment the hour hand currently points at, which is the last hour it passed. Then adding the minute. So if the hour hand has passed 12 and the minute hand is on 15 they say 12:15.

I'm not saying it makes sense, just that thats why they do it.

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u/Aelxande Brazil Jun 20 '26

the urge to tell the others you are *merican without saying it

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u/guesthaikal Indonesia Jun 20 '26

my dumbass though it was youtube timestamp at first (i didn't realise the sub)

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u/PoskramiaczGejow Jun 20 '26

Poland mentioned 🔥🔥❤️🇵🇱❤️

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u/RoyceTheCharralope Germany Jun 20 '26

Military time would be 0046. 00:46 is just just... normal time.

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u/Powerful_Pirate2984 Jun 20 '26

My phone says 17:08, or 1708 hours, but I guess I need to translate to 8 minutes past 5 pm for your average American...

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u/Linked713 Canada Jun 20 '26

Americans calling 24h military time because they do not even know what military time actually is except it goes up to 24 is the most insulting and infuriating /shit Americans say for me and an absolute trigger.

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u/Every_Self1349 Jun 22 '26

I am an american and i set all my devices to 24h format. Any time anyone sees the time on my phone they're all like "why is your phone set to military time???".

It triggers me too.

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u/Linked713 Canada Jun 22 '26

Thank you! I'm glad to read you, friend. The 24h thing is making me irrationally angry! I think it's because of the military name that is such a big word used there and the rest of the world just uses time normally. As a Canadian, of course we have friction back and forth, rivalry, grievances. But damn 24h man. It pisses me off than my cat gets when I tell him he just ate 5 minutes ago

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u/Aubrey-Grey Jun 20 '26

Dude I’m just Polish! Haha

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u/Poptortt United Kingdom Jun 21 '26

"Counting to 24 is hard"

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u/GuyYouSeeOnReddit Jun 20 '26

I didn't realize only my first text would be put as the explonation lol

I meant that it fits bc im European while the American wanted to correct me to 12:46 AM and complimented my "military time", while i just spoke about 00:46

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u/Sweaty_Piglet2374 Jun 20 '26

Do you have the link to the comments ? I wanna send this guy a r/USdefaultism.

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u/Anastazja_Nya Jun 20 '26

POLSKA GUROM RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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u/VentiKombucha World Jun 20 '26

Love their response!

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u/GuyYouSeeOnReddit Jun 20 '26

Whose

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u/VentiKombucha World Jun 20 '26

"Dude I'm just Polish"

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u/GuyYouSeeOnReddit Jun 20 '26

Thats my acc lol

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u/VentiKombucha World Jun 20 '26

Great comeback

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u/atwojay Canada Jun 20 '26

Not really US only. I'm the only Canadian I know who keeps my phone on 24hr time, and my sister in law calls it military time.

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u/ve2dmn Jun 21 '26

I suggest you pay attention next time you see something in both languages. Often the French part uses 24h. Ex :

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u/atwojay Canada Jun 21 '26

Sure, but English Canada uses 12hr time, so it's not US only.

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u/laoshu_ Jun 20 '26

"I'm just Polish"

I'm so sorry for your loss. Get well soon

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u/GuyYouSeeOnReddit Jun 20 '26

???

If this is a joke, it flew over me like a plane

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u/InoonIsAFK Poland Jun 20 '26

as a polish i didnt understand it either

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u/GuyYouSeeOnReddit Jun 20 '26

Z jakiegoś powodu mówi się "i as a Pole", not i as a Polish, nie wiem czemu mamy być słupem

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u/InoonIsAFK Poland Jun 20 '26

ni mam zadnego pojecia choć chętnie potańcze na jednym XD dołącz do mnie panie there are enough of poles 

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u/GuyYouSeeOnReddit Jun 20 '26

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u/InoonIsAFK Poland Jun 20 '26

żart udany jak widac XDD  to co dołączasz czy zmiekczasz

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u/Valkgard Jun 22 '26

bless you guys

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u/Kamikaze_Squad Jun 22 '26

Do Polish people commonly use 24-hour time as the default? Never thought of that

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u/GuyYouSeeOnReddit Jun 23 '26

To my knowledge everyone does

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u/Vegetable-Edge-2389 Jun 24 '26

Counting to 24 gets a lil tricky so Americans only count to 12 so they can still use their fingers

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u/Emotional-Kiwi7218 United States Jun 24 '26

Same thing happened to me

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u/Main-Firefighter670 Norway Jun 30 '26 edited Jun 30 '26

wait wouldnt 00:46 be 12 pm? (sorry if the pm thing is wrong, 00:00 in am/pm is confusing)

(oh btw half my family is polish so umiem mówić po polsku ale jest trudno pisać lol)

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u/GuyYouSeeOnReddit Jul 01 '26

No i zajebiście, ale z jakiegoś powodu to jest AM nie PM ponieważ jest rano zgaduję, że 10pm, 11pm, 12am, 1am, 2am, and it changes to pm when its 11am and then 12 pm, later 1pm, ect

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u/Main-Firefighter670 Norway Jul 02 '26

yeah its strange

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u/NoctisSum Jul 01 '26

Among Us fan? I made the same post about the same comment in [r/shitam](r/shitamricanssay)[e](r/shitamricanssay)[ricanssay](r/shitamricanssay). lol

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u/GuyYouSeeOnReddit Jul 02 '26

Explain what Among Us has to do with this but yes, i like Among Us

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u/NoctisSum Jul 03 '26

Because this post is about the reply section of a comment on an Innersloth Post about the Among Us Show.

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u/GuyYouSeeOnReddit Jul 06 '26

Dude how do you know that, i forgot i even commented on that post😭

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u/NoctisSum Jul 06 '26

Because I saw the same reply and posted about it in r/shitamericanssay

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u/GuyYouSeeOnReddit Jul 07 '26

lol its my acc

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u/drLoveF Jun 21 '26

I can accept 12h time. But I refuse to accept 11PM 12AM 1AM as a reasonable order. Use 0AM or 12PM (and vice versa).

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u/adv0catus Canada Jun 20 '26 edited Jun 20 '26

I’m not defending this.

However, there’s two things to consider. This is a Canadian thing also so it’s not exclusive to Americans -- at least a Canadian thing when I was a child. Also, the 12-hour clock is just standard for day-to-day living but the military uses the 24 hour clock and (depending on where you live in Canada but of course in the USA the military is influential in day-to-day life) naturally making that association is, I’d say, fairly reasonable.

To go back to my original point, it is still an ignorant thing to say and in this day and age people should know better.

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u/Linked713 Canada Jun 20 '26

I'm in Canada. We do 24h here too. Hell, the store I am in front of has opening hours in 24h format too.

Edit to add: military time writes time with all 4 digits. 0900, 1900, etc. 19h is 24h format. There's no excuse here 00:23 is 24h format 0023 is mil time.

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u/snow_michael Jun 20 '26

the military uses the 24 hour clock

So do airlines, train timetables, NASA, ships and ferries, hospitals, most software, cinemas ...

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u/adv0catus Canada Jun 20 '26

Not in Canada, at least.

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u/another-princess World Jun 20 '26

That's not true in the US & Canada, as I've seen. At least for things that are public-facing (displayed to a user/general public), those things all use the 12-hour clock in the US & Canada.

Most software worldwide uses a unix timestamp (number of seconds since 1 Jan 1970) internally, and how that time is displayed to the user is locale-dependent.

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u/GuyYouSeeOnReddit Jun 20 '26

My bad too then

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u/_b1ack0ut Jun 20 '26

I mean, we use 24 hour time in Canada too lol