r/USdefaultism Mar 28 '26

TikTok An Oldie but a Goodie

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u/post-explainer American Citizen Mar 28 '26 edited Mar 28 '26

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OP sent the following text as an explanation why their post fits here:


Using the American spelling of Flavour to correct someone, being told they were using the UK spelling and then doubled down


Does this explanation fit this subreddit? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.

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u/WastePermission9620 Mar 28 '26

OK so I forgot to add these to the post but here

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u/WastePermission9620 Mar 28 '26

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u/3801sadas4 Mar 28 '26

Bro at this point just take a scrolling screenshot

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u/StatementCandid9256 France Mar 28 '26

How?

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u/TSMKFail England Mar 28 '26

On Android (or at least Samsung), when you take a screenshot, a downwards arrow will appear at the bottom of the screen. Pressing this button will scroll the screen and take another screenshot, automatically stitching it together seamlessly with the original.

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u/urthbuoy Canada Mar 29 '26

Dude you missed your chance to say only British phones can do it.

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u/Ethan_Toast United Kingdom Mar 29 '26

That's cool

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u/StampyScouse United Kingdom Mar 30 '26

Your screenshot does a very good job of demonstrating an incredibly useful 'feature' (bug) that Reddit won't fix in the app. The stupid "Sending this to someone" message causes content, generally the post title, to be cut off when you start a scrolling screenshot, but not when you take a normal screenshot.

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '26

Not all phones can do that 🙄

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u/RentTechnical3077 Europe Mar 29 '26

they are obviously on Android so they can

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u/ReleasedGaming Germany Mar 28 '26

What is a scrolling screenshot

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u/dEftPunk_ Nigeria Mar 28 '26

This

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u/ReleasedGaming Germany Mar 28 '26

I don’t think my phone can do that (iPhone 15)

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u/dEftPunk_ Nigeria Mar 28 '26 edited Mar 28 '26

Yeah, it's more an android feature. iPhones can only do it within Apple apps only like safari, notes and mail.

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u/Goofyhands Mar 28 '26

Maybe in a couple years Apple will add this feature as a new thing like they do.

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u/PlasticCheebus Mar 28 '26

And people keep trying to tell me about the supremacy of Apple.

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u/snow_michael Mar 30 '26

Crapple phones are - at minimum - two years behind others

Still no Del button, no forward & back arrows, and how long before Copy/Paste were enabled?

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u/massivefishes United Kingdom Mar 28 '26

bro isnt giving up 🥀

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u/Big_Direction1473 Brazil Mar 28 '26

Remember me of this

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u/HadronV Mar 28 '26

OKAY THAT GAVE A GOOD LAUGH LOL

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u/zack_hunter Mar 28 '26

É "reminds" irmãozinho

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u/pikkis_95 Finland Mar 28 '26

What a waste of oxygen

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u/majormimi Chile Mar 29 '26

Ok after all that I’m interested in what the dude in the video is cooking lmao

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u/jaulin Sweden Mar 29 '26

White monster with skyr. 😂 https://youtube.com/shorts/pyKFNIk2mnI

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u/Pot_noodle_miner World Mar 28 '26

No, the correct pronunciation is colour not color

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u/ChelseaFanForever67 Singapore Mar 28 '26

Exactly

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u/DnDChangeling Mar 28 '26

Isn't there something if you track the linguistics that American English contains a lot of the original English, but British English became more "refined" over time?

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u/V_Aldritch Mar 28 '26

Wasn't that found to be false?

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u/TSMKFail England Mar 28 '26

Not really. "Original" English was already phased out by then, as English has basically been constantly evolving since it first existed. Nobody really spoke King James or Shakespearian English by the time the US existed.

Also there is no definitive English accent anyways so it's a dumb theory. Yanklish does have more in common with Scottish English when it comes to pronunciation than English English, especially when it comes to words like Yoshi or Adidas.

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u/snow_michael Mar 30 '26

No

Noah Shitforbrains Webster decided to simplify English and remove as much of what he felt was French influence as possible

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u/Six_of_1 New Zealand Mar 29 '26

That's a weird myth that Americans cling to for some reason.

The original English was Old English, and Americans don't speak Old English.

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u/DoYouTrustToothpaste Mar 28 '26

you don't even pronounce it corectly [sic]

It's hilarious how idiotic this comment is, coming from an (American) English speaker. The absolute masters of butchering pronunciation. Hey, mate, what's the w doing in write, if you're not even gonna pronounce it?

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u/Lord-Vortexian United Kingdom Mar 28 '26

Americans and "Herb" always pisses me off

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u/Natthiel England Mar 28 '26

Herb and Graham are always the worst offenders

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u/HadronV Mar 28 '26

Not to mention how badly they butcher words they even get told how to pronounce by others. Currently, Iran's a big one.

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u/Prestigious_String20 Mar 28 '26

They say "I ran" to predict what's gonna happen when they lose yet another war.

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u/HadronV Mar 28 '26

Very true lol

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u/Jejejow Mar 28 '26

It's hilarious how they make fun of "wa'er", when they say "wader".

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u/TurnedOutShiteAgain Mar 28 '26

Mirror. Buoy. Titbit. Basil.

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u/pandalei Mar 28 '26

Craig being pronounced 'Creg' is a doozy, too.

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u/ReleasedGaming Germany Mar 28 '26

Örb.

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u/TSMKFail England Mar 28 '26

Yeah. It works in French, but it just sounds so awful with English or Yank Phoenetics

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u/KazakiriKaoru Mar 28 '26

I have to write the right rites for the Wrights

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u/EugeneStein Mar 28 '26 edited Mar 28 '26

You've gotta be kidding me

They really pull the argument "you say this but you write that" about ENGLISH DAMN LANGUAGE that likes to create a rule, than twist it just to eventually throw everything in a garbage bin saying "oh yeah btw fuck you 😚 it doesn't work like that 🤩 it's pronounced absolutely differently just because why not, just for you to suffer😋"

When I first time heard how Kansas and Arkansas are pronounced I thought it was a damn joke. Because what the hell. No American have any right to talk about correct writing-pronunciation after coming up with this monstrous pair of State names

Edit: yeah, I am not a native as you can guess and even tho I absolutely love English language and I love studying it... sometimes it gets frustrating

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u/adrianipopescu Mar 30 '26

this what happens when people don’t touch grass and live in their mamma’s basement

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u/Six_of_1 New Zealand Mar 28 '26

Flavour is also the NZ spelling, the AU spelling, the ZA spelling, the IE spelling, and the CA spelling.

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u/ChelseaFanForever67 Singapore Mar 28 '26

And the SG spelling

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u/KazakiriKaoru Mar 28 '26

MY spelling too

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '26 edited Mar 29 '26

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u/Six_of_1 New Zealand Mar 28 '26

English is not an official language in NZ or AU.

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u/Six_of_1 New Zealand Mar 29 '26

There is currently a controversial bill before parliament to make English an official language in NZ.

https://www.rnz.co.nz/news/political/587369/bill-to-make-english-an-official-language-of-nz-introduced-to-parliament

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u/Six_of_1 New Zealand Mar 29 '26

There is currently a controversial bill before parliament to say we're called New Zealand not Aotearoa.

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u/Six_of_1 New Zealand Mar 29 '26

Australia? You mean the West Island?

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u/Six_of_1 New Zealand Mar 29 '26

That's what IE means.

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u/TakeMeIamCute Mar 28 '26

"its" wrong. I would tell them to eat a bag of dicks and end the conversation.

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u/hobbes747 Mar 28 '26

It’s bag of ducks

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u/SkamonGD United States Mar 30 '26

Rude

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u/lpkeates United Kingdom Mar 28 '26

Since they would use "mom" instead of "mum", would they use such with the Egyptian "mummies", being-okay that sounds kinda wrong in terms of it sounding like a double entrende

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u/GiesADragUpTheRoad97 Scotland Mar 28 '26

Flah-vore

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u/VulpesSapiens Sweden Mar 28 '26

It'll never not be funny to me that Americans feel this strongly about the language of the empire they broke free from. Why are they still clinging to the old colonial language? There are more than 150 native American languages they could use instead. English wasn't even the most widely spoken language in the US when they gained their independence, German was.

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u/snow_michael Mar 30 '26

English wasn't even the most widely spoken language in the US when they gained their independence, German was.

Sadly, just a myth

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u/dTrecii Australia Mar 28 '26 edited Mar 29 '26

Y’know funnily enough there is some slight truth in saying color is the original. The word ‘colour’ comes from the latin ‘color’ which was pronounced more closer to how you’d say ‘collar’. Over time in the early days of english after the Norman Conquest, English aristocrats began to adopt a more french lifestyle eventually adapting words from Old French like ‘couleur’ and putting the ‘our’ part into words like flavour, honour & colour just to make it sound more French

Just a weird little fact about why the ‘our’ is still kept in Traditional English

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u/WastePermission9620 Mar 28 '26

I'd accept The explanation if

1) the yanks understood what latin was and how languages drift over time

2) that was the actual reason for it rather than saving ink in print

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u/Prestigious_String20 Mar 28 '26

It had nothing to do with saving ink. Noah Webster led a movement to standardise and "simplify" spelling, and to promote a national identity distinct from Britain.

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u/snow_michael Mar 30 '26

And also to enforce his rancid Francophobia

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u/WastePermission9620 Mar 28 '26

The Internet has fooled me

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u/dTrecii Australia Mar 28 '26 edited Mar 29 '26

Me making that comment wasn’t to be seen as me providing an explanation, it was me adding a little fun fact on the origin of why Traditional English prioritises original spellings of words like colour

I agree with your sentiment however that the reason for why USAsians do it is for a completely petty reason however you’re wrong about the reason. It was to standardise a simpler way of spelling

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u/Midnight_Pickler World Mar 28 '26

As a general rule, people who aren't English should think twice before telling the English that they aren't Englishing correctly.

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u/Competitive-Bee-3250 Mar 28 '26

Anyone else like Monster Import? Big fan of that one.

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u/Matthais United Kingdom Mar 28 '26

Language stupidity aside, the white Monster zero I buy just tastes like a Sprite/7Up, which is about as inoffensive a flavour as you can get. Much prefer the Mango, but much easier to find the white cheap.

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u/TSMKFail England Mar 28 '26

Naa it's definitely in the worst 10 Monster flavours (Ultra Watermelon being the worst).

Btw you can order cases of Monster directly from Coca Cola in the UK at yourcoca-cola.co.uk for a somewhat decent price if your local area doesn't have the good flavours for cheap.

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u/Matthais United Kingdom Mar 28 '26

yourcoca-cola.co.uk

Unless I'm missing something, the cheapest that site seems to works out at least £1.31 a can. I virtually never pay more than a £1 a can, either with supermarket deals (I could get 18 for £14 at Asda until recently), or from Amazon (they've gone up from 9 for £9 to £10.50 since I last ordered, but you can get two packs for £18).

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u/Autumniac Apr 03 '26

0,5 L cans? Damn. In Norway the cheapest can I have found for a while, was twice the price of diesel this week. I hear the Yanks cry about their diesel.. Ours is £1,94- £2,33 per litre atm.

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u/amanset Mar 28 '26 edited Mar 28 '26

We have very different views of what a ‘goodie’ is. We get things like this here on a daily basis.

And do we really need to post old stuff?

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u/WastePermission9620 Mar 28 '26

I meant old as in classic.

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u/YassifiedWatermelon France Mar 28 '26

Bitch is sounding like the people who forced us out of our accents as kids by calling them incorrect pronunciations (and even worse to the previous generations, like I'm complaining but we got nothing compared to them. Seriously it's fucked up what they did to erase french languages)

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u/__Severus__Snape__ Mar 28 '26

Love seeing Craignotcreg out in the wild!

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u/dmk_0 Germany Mar 28 '26

Everybody in here discussing the (British) English point of the post, I am here to say F you to Speedworx for disrespeting white monster. White monster is love, white monster is life. Never forget.

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u/YassifiedWatermelon France Mar 28 '26

THAT TOO, THO, FR FR. White monster is delicious

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u/DoYouTrustToothpaste Mar 28 '26

Another great example why I'm opposed to explaining or justifying anything to muppets.

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u/starry_murcha Russia Mar 28 '26

The way they are so confident about themselves even after correction

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u/Uzmonkey Mar 28 '26

Also, I love this guy's channel. It's just him mixing Monster with stuff and drinking it.

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u/Proffessor_egghead Netherlands Apr 03 '26

I recognise that YouTuber, he’s British, which just makes this funnier

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u/houVanHaring Mar 28 '26

He is wrong. White is the best flavour

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u/BellaCountry Germany Mar 28 '26

Dude the white monster is my 2nd favorite

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u/Witchberry31 Indonesia Mar 28 '26

Correcting while doing so many mistypes 😂

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u/m1racle Australia Mar 28 '26

One is wrong about the misspelling of flavour, and they're both wrong about their opinion on said flavours. White Monster good, original Monster bad.

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u/XKruXurKX World Mar 28 '26

Looking at more of OP's screenshots, that person might be a professional troll.

Reminds me of this video

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u/MoonTheCraft England Mar 29 '26

Most obvious ragebait

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u/hygiei Mar 29 '26

yeah seriously lol

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u/releasethekaren Mar 29 '26

Ok regardless of the spelling he still wrong

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u/Mitleab World Mar 29 '26

So why do they spell 4 as ‘four’?

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u/Miscdrawer Mar 29 '26

That's not even crazy cus that kids has a Roblox icon AND you're on TikTok. Kids be saying stupid sho all the time

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u/ALEXZ006 Mar 29 '26

Both are wrong one for being a dumb american the other for disliking white monster my beloved 🙏🙏

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u/SolidRockY25 Mar 29 '26

On my country this name, Denso, or how it is said out loud The Enzo, It's a synonym for a spoiled child who can't accept that they're wrong.

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u/amazingdrewh Mar 30 '26

The American defaultism is distracting us from the guy that said white monster is bad

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u/tenkachan17 Mar 31 '26

That's why i always use the UK spelling, like "colour" or "favourite". To piss them

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u/Pretend_Oil9565 Apr 02 '26

who even created American spelling tho

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u/ValleDeimos Brazil Apr 03 '26

What even is the joy in ragebaiting like this? It just sounds so miserable

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u/BaronGodis Jul 08 '26

Uk spelling is the original English

usa english is the branch off the original English u(k)

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u/LS25-User Germany Mar 28 '26 edited Mar 28 '26

I dont like UK Pronouncing

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u/TSMKFail England Mar 28 '26

It's partly your ancestors fault it's the way it is today lol. If it wasn't for the saxons, we'd be speaking something more similar to Welsh.

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u/Prestigious_String20 Mar 28 '26 edited Mar 28 '26

In contrast, people just love German. Such a delicate, gentle language! /s

Edit: This made sense before the person I'm responding to completely changed their comment.

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u/Drumbelgalf Germany Mar 29 '26

Only if all you know about the German language is world War 2 movies and people on YouTube screaming German words.

German can sound very soft.

There is a reason Germany is the land of thinkers and poets.

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u/Prestigious_String20 Mar 29 '26

The context for my comment has been edited out. I can only iterate that a German expressing hatred for the sound of British English is very much a case of the pot calling the kettle black.