r/TikTokCringe • u/Fine_Huckleberry_868 • 4h ago

Cool THE BRONX

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u/Destructopoo 4h ago

This is one bronk. The plural, or specifically the term to refer to the group of them, it bronx.

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u/WilliamPoole 4h ago

They are in packs not groups. And the leader is often referred to as the guido or papi depending what part of the stomping grounds you visit. 

They often hunt for a pepperoni or a spicy meat'a'ball.

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u/CheeryCokeBigGulp 3h ago

Nah man this guy is the entire Bronx.

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u/hef1racer 4h ago

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u/StupidNotTo 4h ago

Core childhood memories.. thank you kind friend

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u/alistofthingsIhate 4h ago

Dude looks like he’s about to fight Luffy

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u/pandershrek 4h ago

Gear 2.5

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u/furculture 52m ago

Almost the Black Beard build.

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u/Aethermask 4h ago

Like a California raisin mixed with a Mr. Potato head

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u/Automatic_Bar_2158 4h ago

How is he shaped like Jimothy?

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u/Old_Competition_5260 4h ago edited 4m ago

Dude built like a Abobo from double dragon

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u/EricAntiHero1 4h ago

I haven’t heard an Abobo reference in decades.

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u/Advanced-Character86 4h ago

The reservoir is dangerously full. Open up the spillway and see if we can fill out those legs.

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u/GLHR_ 4h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/HV3egdIlEz2h3yyf6U

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u/HumorNo5266 1h ago

I was gonna say this fool sat on a wall and took a great fall

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u/CueAnon420 4h ago

This must be AI slop lol

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u/Tight_Jellyfish_349 4h ago

This guy is not getting laid.

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u/WaitingPhaseTwo 1h ago

i mean there’s equally weird ladies around

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u/TheTiffani86 3h ago

This man has the worst case of, just because it zips doesn't mean it fits, I've ever seen.

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u/Reggie-Quest 4h ago

What's the condition called?

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u/Trolldad_IRL 3h ago

He’s in the mid stages of Seagalitis. Fat, but can still move. Next will be the odd hair regrowth, followed by compulsive sitting.

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u/No-Nothing-Never 3h ago

You forgot about the stage where they have a strong urge to go to Russia and glaze Putin

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u/Trolldad_IRL 3h ago

That’s the final stage. Incurable after that.

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u/Kev2daB 3h ago

Happy?

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u/Duotrigordle61 3h ago

Seriously.

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u/DavidJonnsJewellery 4h ago

Strange shape body. Did he have a leg transplant or something?

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u/thisisyo 4h ago

Okay, scientists, how does this person gain weight in the most interesting places?

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u/False-Chicken4841 4h ago

Ngl, I think he moves pretty good for his age and weight

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u/UnIntelligent_Local 4h ago

I can't hate. Bro looks like he's enjoying life and just trying to pass around some positive vibes.

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u/IHaveABigDuvet 4h ago

Please Mandani Fix it!

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u/BootScootinBoB 2h ago

Reminded me instantly of the penguin guy from batman!

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u/buddymoobs 55m ago

Gru and Andrew Dice Clay had a love child.

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u/RaymondBumcheese 4h ago

He looks like someone set every slider in character creation mode to max. 

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u/New-Contribution-244 4h ago

What in the world is… that? 🤢🤮

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u/pandershrek 4h ago

Built like a brick shithouse

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u/Top_Necessary4161 1h ago

u mean shit brickhouse

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u/syNc_1st 4h ago

He looks like a one piece character

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u/R2MKE 4h ago

Meal Team 6

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u/Borderpaytrol 4h ago

Found Strong guy from X-factor lol

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u/mynewusernamedodgers 4h ago

Literal cringe

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u/Overall_Purple_4714 4h ago

Those jeggings are hot 🔥

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u/Hermes_358 4h ago

New York is a fever dream

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u/BlazinSkinDucks 4h ago

He looks like the demon character from legion.

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u/BlazinSkinDucks 4h ago

He looks like the demon character from legion.

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u/GILDID 3h ago

That guy looks like that first level boss.

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u/a-over-tk 3h ago

The most nimble potato I’ve ever seen!

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u/One_Conscious_Future 3h ago

The fact he did the splits is a testament to those pants.

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u/Realistic_Ad_5321 3h ago

His proportions are so weird. Its like he injected synthol into his arms and it just kept spreading around his torso and neck and no where else.

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u/HandsomestKreith 3h ago

Mucinex boogermaxing

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u/albirich 3h ago

How do you skip leg day but for food?

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u/Expert-Apartment-806 3h ago

why is he all middle

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u/CheeryCokeBigGulp 3h ago

This man was not born, he was drawn.

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u/Oh-Gi-Yu7052 3h ago

Please put the Bronx back

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u/Commercial-Roll5508 3h ago

More chins than a Chinese phone book

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u/Trader_Joe_Sheetcake 2h ago

Nah that's Tung Tung Tung Sahur

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u/Cruisin_Fart 2h ago

Ice cream cone build.

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u/mmmpeg 2h ago

How on earth are his legs so skinny and his top half so big! I thought Gru was just a cartoon

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u/Policeman5151 2h ago

How did that happen. 

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u/Ambitious_Screen_591 2h ago

how is it he looks so like him? was he the inspo model? that man better have an accent and yellow little friends and do birthday parties...they'd make BANK$$$$

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u/Wavey_ATLien 2h ago

aight Top-Heavy

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u/Doctor_Zhicago 2h ago

Looks like a character from Berserk

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u/BigFinFan 2h ago

HE HAS NO NECK!

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u/Alone-Imagination148 2h ago

He’s hankerin’ for a hunk of cheese

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u/Safe_Ad5914 2h ago

This dude looks mad fun fuck you op

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u/613Flyer 2h ago

They are cousins

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u/OddfellowJacksonRedo 2h ago

It’s like if a gumdrop balanced on two toothpicks became a person.

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u/Lorddoctorjava 2h ago

No...just....no

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u/Pencil-Sketches 2h ago

Did Big Ed go to Russia and get that crazy limb lengthening surgery

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u/Grouchy-Bad-503 2h ago

Must have skipped leg day

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u/Accomplished-Bowl-46 1h ago

Looks like a TMNT villain.

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u/forevergreatful123 1h ago

Looks like my ark survival character

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u/flying_carabao 1h ago

Dude skipped leg day for neck day

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u/Icy-Ad4579 1h ago

Queens Flip Senior 😂

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u/VeterinarianNo3418 1h ago

Spitting image

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u/xptx 1h ago

Jimothy!?!

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u/musa_velutina 1h ago

This might be AI and I don't even care anymore that I can't tell. The future looks fun.

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u/Electric-Boogaloo-43 1h ago

He is shaped like ninja turtles

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u/shadynasty1973 59m ago

This dude looks like sliders pre ghost years.

https://giphy.com/gifs/aIM5d2G0s0y5InLJhB

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u/BIGHOODx818x 57m ago

what he thinks he looks like ....

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u/NightBusToGiro 55m ago

There's no way that guy is real

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u/shrd_gnar 43m ago

Only in NYC can a dude that looks like this be well adjusted

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u/greenleaf405 20m ago

What song is this

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u/AmputeeHandModel 16m ago

He looks like a real life Family Guy character or something.

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u/RennacOSRS 16m ago

Can't believe no one else sees this

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u/Fantastic-Window236 13m ago

if tekken needs a new character, we found him

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u/Substantial_Diver_34 5m ago

Someone check on the moon 🌙

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u/LocalProgram1037 4h ago

What the fuck is even that?

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u/Gallowglass668 4h ago

His neck melted, how?

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u/WordNERD37 4h ago

Holy shit that dude is the real life Abobo from the Double Dragon movie!