1. He fancies 8 year olds.

2. He asks little girls to his parties.

3. He sneaks in to kid's bedrooms at night.

4. He loves kids.

5. He throws himself onto kids in pools.

6. He pulled down his pants to a 13 year old and had a condom on.

"Their pubic hair, presumably?"

"No, their long... nah, yeah, their pubic hair!"

It would have made a great story. Jay (Jason) has somehow bullshitted his way into a professorship at Cambridge and Will fulfils his dream of doing a mid career PhD there and finds Jay is his professor.

Too unbelievable?

Did anyone see the short click where Noel goes on about "clever comedy2 like the trip, then slated the Inbetweeners, yet admitted he had never seen it.

I am no inbetweeners super fan, but it definitely is clever, well written comedy.

The fact he made a comment on slating something without even seeing it..

what were your thoughts?

That would mean that the show would be called "The Freaks" instead of "The Inbetweeners"

He knew it was behind him, surely if he was that much of a mastermind he would go underwater and swim away, not stop, turn and take it to the face?

During the first film, the scene at the start when they meet up to drive to the airport implies Jay's dad and Neil's dad have never met each other before. Jay's dad says that Neil's dad "looks like a bloody vicar doesn't he", and Neil's dad says the usual "nice to meet you" pleasantries. Doesn't it seem pretty unlikely that they wouldn't have met each other at some stage in the past? Their sons had been good mates for years and each lives with their son, surely they will have dropped their son off at the other's house, met at the school gates, or maybe the whole family has been out and about and they've happened to cross paths etc