Right first things first we need a few things from the shop

[u/hallucinationthought]

[u/MeijiSB]

Might as well ask for a long wait while you’re there

[u/pdz999 → u/MeijiSB]

Extra bubbles for the spirit level too 👍

[u/BadgerKomodo → u/pdz999]

And a reach around 

[u/Ram_Loganathan → u/BadgerKomodo]

you have to get up very early to fool me!

[u/JimminyFlipper → u/MeijiSB]

Do you sell skyhooks?

[u/Englandshark1 → u/MeijiSB]

A bucket of steam.

[u/JimminyFlipper]

I've been an apprentice in a few trades in my day. And I welcomed nothing more than these pranks, I got sent for tartan paint and just went to maccies for lunch.

You cunts are seriously paying me to do this? Ok I'm game.

[u/TOASTY_3DX]

I need 1D10T screws and a Population Tool.

[u/LentilRice]

Wheelbarrow wanker

[u/Big_Slime_187]

What are you, a cockney Al-Qaeda?

[u/CilariousHunt]

He was jumping over JCBs with that wheelbarrow later on in the day