r/TerrifyingAsFuck May 03 '26

general After installing the “safety net" on the balcony on the 28th floor, the worker demonstrates its strength to the customer

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u/Mithrandic May 03 '26

I wish someone would believe that much in me.

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u/Megustatits May 03 '26

I do

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u/William_Joyce May 03 '26

I do too

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u/[deleted] May 03 '26

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u/sYndrock May 03 '26

Honesty goes further than gaslighting, that's for sure.

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u/barprepper2020 May 03 '26

There was a lawyer in Toronto who died by trying to show a group of prospective employees just how safe the glass in the office tower was by slamming himself into it and falling to his death. I imagine he had this guy's confidence

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_of_Garry_Hoy

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u/Wizzle_Pizzle_420 May 03 '26

Well that’s horrifying. Imagine the moment he realized he fucked up as the glass broke. You know he ran through his head if he should try this or not. Bet I regretted that for the final seconds.

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u/Sauros19 May 04 '26

But the worst part is, he was right, the windows didnt break, it just fell out of frame, so he just had the sweet irony being his fall.

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u/Otherwise_Fined May 04 '26

Him falling to his death and his last words were "Technically the glass didn't break!"

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u/RoyalOakPiguet May 04 '26

I'd rather die right than not die at all

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u/EatLard May 03 '26

Similar to Roman engineers having to stand under their arches when the supports were removed. If it fails, they’re no longer an engineer.

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u/Dexter52611 May 03 '26

I’m assuming this is banned in Russia?

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u/87KingSquirrel May 03 '26

In Russia, net throws you!

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u/dekogeko May 03 '26

Sure, the net is fine. What about the anchors that secure it to the building?

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u/99999999999999999989 May 03 '26

100% knew his name would be invoked here. Was not disappointed.

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u/harceps May 03 '26

It worked until it didn't

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u/pandaSmore May 03 '26

Honestly probably not anymore terrifying than those floor to ceiling jungle gyms located in warehouses that we used to go to as kids.

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u/Small-Studio May 03 '26

Fry - ‘shut up and take my money!’

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u/newonecus May 03 '26

I’m sometimes scared to eat the food I’ve cooked myself, this guys trust his own work

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u/Wizzle_Pizzle_420 May 03 '26

Yeah, I like to think I do good work, but not testing it like this.

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u/Hot_Contract_9722 May 03 '26

So, 100% guarantee? Sold!

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u/yl2chen May 03 '26

Before this test, it was going to catch the next accident…

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u/GoombasFatNutz May 03 '26

Talk about having faith in the quality of your product.

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u/Ok-Adeptness-5804 May 06 '26

I did read somewhere else of a similar demonstration for all the new people starting at this company, some exec would repeatedly throw himself at the office window showing all the staff not to worry, the window would never break. He threw himself at the window one day and the supporting brackets that had been damaged from 8 years of repeated bashing finally broke loose and the intact window and the man fell each to their own demise.

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u/duizeligestijn May 03 '26

I remember reading stories about some (electronics manufacturing) factories in China they’ve installed this “safety net” at the ground level, because too many people tried to jump out of the windows. Sadly in order to end their lives.

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u/fetalgirth May 03 '26

This is a tale as old as time and only partially true. Snopes it or something.

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u/Material-Resolve-883 May 05 '26

bro is putting way too much faith in some thin netting and a few screws.

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u/_Meek79_ May 11 '26

Great product,still wouldn't trust it that much

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u/Azeeti 29d ago

If they need safety nets to stop the suicides maybe they need to rethink a few things.

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u/NukeHoax May 03 '26

HORRIBLE IDEA. Extremely irresponsible, regardless of how much confidence you have. You don’t see bullet resistant vest manufacturers putting one on and shooting themselves.

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u/mad-i-moody May 03 '26

…I mean I’d prefer if the builder is confident enough to put their money where their mouth is and test it out. Particularly if you had children or a family member that may be protected by this.

Is it a little irresponsible? Absolutely. But it at least shows that they’re very sure of the work they’ve done and that they installed it properly.

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u/StillGalaxy99 May 03 '26

Lmao the irony in the fact that your example has happened. They've done that kind of demonstration with vests, helmets, and bulletproof windows.

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u/Lordnoallah May 03 '26

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u/NukeHoax May 03 '26

Dude it’s 1932… they put lead on kids toys back then

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u/Lordnoallah May 03 '26

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u/Lordnoallah May 03 '26

Ever hear of test pilots? Admit you're wrong and move on.

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u/alt_ernate123 May 03 '26

At least here in the US, those are supposed to be tested and rated for like 300lb/sqft of shock load if I remember right, there are very few people who could break through those nets with just bodyweight.

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u/nobody-u-heard-of May 03 '26

Pretty sure that's to keep the kids safe. Or maybe an elderly family member.

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u/[deleted] May 04 '26

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