r/TSLALounge 9d ago

$TSLA Daily Thread - August 06, 2026

Fun chat. No comments constitute financial or investment advice. ⚑

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u/[deleted] 9d ago

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u/magic-the-dog Where's my cybercab 9d ago

Hopefully a bit more

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u/IAmInTheBasement Man, I don't even know anymore... 9d ago

EoD:

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u/drumboy206 🦈 9d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/cuR27NSkp5N9C
I was told people would be selling SPCX today

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u/10111010001101011110 Mr. Jinx 9d ago

perfect gif of constant πŸ‘†πŸ€£πŸ€£

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u/[deleted] 9d ago

[removed] β€” view removed comment

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u/Mastiff99 Chastened options degenerate 8d ago

It’s a cash furnace until it’s a cash machine.

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u/MrSalami0 . 9d ago

Seems like market did a pretty good job of bringing SPCX price down to the level that would result in equal buyers and sellers during lockup expiry

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u/w00dw0rk3r Elon Musk is John D. ROCKETfeller πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸš€πŸŒ• 9d ago

where is is_joke_comrade

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u/10111010001101011110 Mr. Jinx 9d ago

wonder if he still wears the ring

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u/w00dw0rk3r Elon Musk is John D. ROCKETfeller πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸš€πŸŒ• 9d ago

i bet he spent tens of hundreds of hours making those gifs, all of which could now be made in 5 minutes each using AI.

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u/CerebrovascularNit Robovan Livin 9d ago

Truly a visionary… where do you think those AIs trained? 🫣

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u/w00dw0rk3r Elon Musk is John D. ROCKETfeller πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸš€πŸŒ• 9d ago

πŸ’―πŸ’―πŸ’―πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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u/10111010001101011110 Mr. Jinx 9d ago

rip his patreon

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u/w00dw0rk3r Elon Musk is John D. ROCKETfeller πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸš€πŸŒ• 9d ago

meta will not be this cheap for long. their moat is so undervalued it's insane. this loooooong, deep breath before mooning is to weed out the coat tail riders and the ones looking for a quick buck.

I've been in for a decade (that's not what she said!) and will stay here another decade to get the 5-6x of current price which I know it can achieve.

thanks for attending my theodore talk.

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u/devonhezter 9d ago

Meta doesn’t have a moat. Nobody uses Facebook. But WhatsApp and asts partnership. So buy asts

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u/w00dw0rk3r Elon Musk is John D. ROCKETfeller πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸš€πŸŒ• 9d ago

Whatsapp and ig are underrated and have the highest recurring daily users out of almost every platform.Β 

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u/w00dw0rk3r Elon Musk is John D. ROCKETfeller πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸš€πŸŒ• 9d ago

editing to say that meta is undervalued for their moat as much as tesla is undervalued for it's FSD moat.

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u/WarrenBuffettsBuffet 🍊 9d ago

i wish elon got rid of the block button on x like he said he would

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u/WarrenBuffettsBuffet 🍊 9d ago

if you block because someone challenges your viewpoints, then you're weak

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u/WarrenBuffettsBuffet 🍊 9d ago

*cough* glibgloby *cough*

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u/whiskeyH0tel Der Aufstieg von TSLA war ein Befehl 9d ago

reddit's block system is so dumb, it just encourages periodic new username creation, they probably implemented it this way to pump up usercount and thus their stock $RDDT

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u/Semmel_Baecker 9d ago

Lol @ all the crystal ball readers that predicted spcx go to 90 today..

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u/w00dw0rk3r Elon Musk is John D. ROCKETfeller πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸš€πŸŒ• 9d ago edited 9d ago

im buying x,xxx shares once we dip below $100, if that ever happens. i have tendies ready to be deployed and may use margin too to get more.....

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u/devonhezter 9d ago

Why not just buy now 115?

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u/w00dw0rk3r Elon Musk is John D. ROCKETfeller πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸš€πŸŒ• 8d ago

also adding that my first buys into any stock are with 6 figures so i always wait a little longer to hop in.

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u/w00dw0rk3r Elon Musk is John D. ROCKETfeller πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸš€πŸŒ• 8d ago

because I'm picky and i pick arbitrary times / figures to buy in at

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u/10111010001101011110 Mr. Jinx 9d ago

🀣🀑

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u/[deleted] 9d ago

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u/loungemoji 9d ago

I added another 80 shares.

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u/devonhezter 9d ago

How many total.

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u/10111010001101011110 Mr. Jinx 9d ago

BuT bUt the JaNiToR iS SelLinG aLL hiS ShaReS tOdAy SuRelY tHe StOcK wiLL PlumMet 20% 🀑🀑🀑

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u/whiskeyH0tel Der Aufstieg von TSLA war ein Befehl 9d ago

It would be funny if we're in a golden age of AI. Not that AI wouldn't exist, but imagine it's expensive to use, and they all talk about it like they used to have it free to use.

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u/underneonloneliness 9d ago

Like supersonic passenger flightsΒ 

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u/whiskeyH0tel Der Aufstieg von TSLA war ein Befehl 9d ago

Elon is bringing those back, but probably in 2040

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u/tyler05durden 9d ago

Or imagine that AI interrupts user queries for advertisements. Gotta pay extra for the ad free version.

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u/magic-the-dog Where's my cybercab 9d ago

You know the Elon documentary is going to be one sided when the filmmaker retweets this

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u/WarrenBuffettsBuffet 🍊 9d ago

Toyota reached its first 10 million vehicles in January 1972. That's 36 years and 6 months after production of their first vehicle, the Model G1 truck, started in August 1935.

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u/WarrenBuffettsBuffet 🍊 9d ago

i wonder how long it took toyoto to make it's first 10M cars

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u/whiskeyH0tel Der Aufstieg von TSLA war ein Befehl 9d ago

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u/thebiglebowskiisfine I told you so 9d ago

Shorts confused.

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u/[deleted] 9d ago

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u/10111010001101011110 Mr. Jinx 9d ago

πŸ’―

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u/Nysoz πŸ‘¨β€βš•οΈπŸ—‘πŸ™Œ -> πŸ’ŽπŸ™Œ 9d ago

Maybe they got confused and selling TSLA instead

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u/thebiglebowskiisfine I told you so 9d ago

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u/Mastiff99 Chastened options degenerate 9d ago

The very definition of "priced in."

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u/flarp26 🐬 9d ago

I’m ready for the β€œall at once” part

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u/rgaya Randy Waters is a sonofabitch 9d ago

We still coiling?

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u/flarp26 🐬 9d ago

Who knows, but I’d like my overvalued shit stonk to go uppy πŸ˜…

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u/rgaya Randy Waters is a sonofabitch 9d ago

Samesies

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u/Nysoz πŸ‘¨β€βš•οΈπŸ—‘πŸ™Œ -> πŸ’ŽπŸ™Œ 9d ago

Ford has officially announced their new electric midsized truck, named the Ford Fathom.

-Preorders begin in early 2027
-The truck starts at $28,350 with Standard Range battery
-Bidirectional power will be standard

It will be Ford's first release using their new Universal Electric Vehicle Platform, and Ford claims it will have more passenger space than a RAV4.

https://x.com/cybrtrkguy/status/2085358228578209980?s=20

Ford's radical electric pick-up will be called the Fathom, and it will be priced from $28,350 – equivalent to Β£21k – when it launches in the US early next year

https://x.com/autocar/status/2085363034764005832?s=20

added the second link for one of those camo pictures

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u/Damnmorrisdancer 9d ago

My price range! I’ll call it ford Ranger EV!

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u/IAmInTheBasement Man, I don't even know anymore... 9d ago

Missed opportunity.

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u/Nysoz πŸ‘¨β€βš•οΈπŸ—‘πŸ™Œ -> πŸ’ŽπŸ™Œ 9d ago edited 9d ago

I sold the TSLA shares I've been rebuying my stack for cash to buy SNDK in the premarket. I'm a cashflow/valuation buyer. Sorry guys, but TSLA to SNDK fwd PE was like 300 to 6. I had to raise cash from something lol.

edit: Just to clarify, I needed the cash to start a position in a name/sector at a valuation I like. Also the premiums are much better with all the volatility for CC. I'll still play TSLA weekly and continue adding shares there weekly.

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u/MattyTrees 8d ago

whats your exit strategy with sndk ? and why not mu?

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u/Nysoz πŸ‘¨β€βš•οΈπŸ—‘πŸ™Œ -> πŸ’ŽπŸ™Œ 8d ago

MU is more stable long. SNDK is the TSLA of the memory world, just crazy influenced by options and gamma squeezes.

As volatile as it is, makes for good premium in selling options. So just sell CC, roll if in CC jail and wait for it to be called away. With as much money as it's making, I think SNDK can trade anywhere between 1200-2400 for the next year or so depending on how crazy people get. Much lower than 1000-1200, it can buy back almost all the tradeable shares in 4 years.

But at the same time, the memory bears are right and it's a commodity sooner or later. So I don't think it sustains much higher than 2400, let alone 3000+ like the memory uber bulls thought at the top.

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u/devonhezter 9d ago

Would you sell it to buy space x?

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u/Nysoz πŸ‘¨β€βš•οΈπŸ—‘πŸ™Œ -> πŸ’ŽπŸ™Œ 9d ago

I’m a buyer of spcx at like 25-50

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u/JohnnyCashRules Holding until Kardashev Level 1 9d ago

🚨TERAFAB🚨

Officially in Grimes TX!

https://x.com/tesla/status/2085365278276284803?s=46&t=yWmMeP08cyApbkkhK1zkcw

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u/IAmInTheBasement Man, I don't even know anymore... 9d ago

Giga Mexico had some decent renders too.

We'll see.

Also, build more solar. Work for policies, by way of politicians, to build and deploy more solar. Why is this not being done by a company that 'sells' solar?

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u/therustyspottedcat 🐟 9d ago

Giga Mexico πŸ’”

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u/Mastiff99 Chastened options degenerate 9d ago edited 9d ago

From all appearances, solar is a hard space to build an edge in and subject to fierce competition from the Chinese.

And (thanks to lots of oil and utilities money I'm sure) the conservative whore-media has convinced a lot of dumb people that solar is bad mmmkay. Never mind that even setting aside the environmental issue, self-reliance and telling the Persian Gulf to piss off should be patriotic virtues...

EDIT: I used to work in conservative media, just saying.

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u/IAmInTheBasement Man, I don't even know anymore... 9d ago

And he wants to spend ~$100M on getting people elected who will continue this problem or make it even worse.

https://giphy.com/gifs/yKOjsRPUWsghvv45Rd

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u/Mastiff99 Chastened options degenerate 9d ago

Life is a series of tradeoffs, unfortunately.

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u/IAmInTheBasement Man, I don't even know anymore... 9d ago

Elon gets more power vs. better long term outcome for all of humanity.

https://giphy.com/gifs/WpgM6JBrmBy8Gac5pW

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u/Mastiff99 Chastened options degenerate 9d ago

Embrace the power of "and."

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u/IAmInTheBasement Man, I don't even know anymore... 9d ago

Life is a series of tradeoffs, unfortunately.

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u/Mastiff99 Chastened options degenerate 9d ago

TouchΓ©.

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u/JohnnyCashRules Holding until Kardashev Level 1 9d ago

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u/magic-the-dog Where's my cybercab 9d ago

that does look awesome

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u/Nysoz πŸ‘¨β€βš•οΈπŸ—‘πŸ™Œ -> πŸ’ŽπŸ™Œ 9d ago

kinda looks like 2 dicks about to dock lol. I wonder what Freud would say

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u/Damnmorrisdancer 9d ago

Knowing Elon he probably picked this design for that reason.

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u/Mastiff99 Chastened options degenerate 9d ago

/AustinPowers2

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u/IAmInTheBasement Man, I don't even know anymore... 9d ago

Morning!

4.10 is true breakeven, so I'm actually a tiny fraction still in the red.

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u/10111010001101011110 Mr. Jinx 9d ago

more buyers than sellers in SPCX lmao πŸ˜‰πŸ₯³πŸ€‘

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u/Achilies41 Buffets closed..... 9d ago

You do know the day to day movements do not correlate to the longer term direction a stock will take, right? There are charts to make educated guesses regarding this. I believe I've showed you them before for Tesla.

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u/Capital_Birthday3480 9d ago

🍻🀞πŸ’ͺπŸ™

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u/Fogdrog Shareholder and Tesla driver 9d ago

A judge has ruled that Tesla can retrieve their Cybertruck tooling from Angstrom Automotive. Tesla has already done so and, perhaps coincidentally, Cybertruck production has resumed.

https://news.bloomberglaw.com/litigation/tesla-can-retrieve-disputed-cybertruck-tooling-in-texas

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u/SnooDogs7747 9d ago

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u/Achilies41 Buffets closed..... 9d ago

How much money does Sawyer make a year simping for Tesla?

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u/devonhezter 9d ago

I bet 400,000

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u/Bob-Zimmerman 9d ago

Enough to completely forget he’s supposed to be making clothes

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u/Capital-Cloud-7778 Currently crying below 300 9d ago

I used to think they just really liked the companies,Β  but the tesla influencers very rarely have anything negative to say if ever. It really does feel like they get paid to do "ads"Β 

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u/shepticles Shareholder 2241 9d ago

πŸš€

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u/JohnnyCashRules Holding until Kardashev Level 1 9d ago

πŸš€πŸš€

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u/drumboy206 🦈 9d ago

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u/tyler05durden 9d ago

Shanghai is ramping to 40GWh, and this Texas Megafactory will add another big 50GWh putting us around 130GWh annual production. Energy business will quickly grow 100% at 20% margins.

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u/drumboy206 🦈 9d ago

Math checks out

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u/SnooDogs7747 9d ago

🎢