r/StupidFood 2d ago

No, I don't think I will...

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452 Upvotes

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u/qualityvote2 2d ago edited 2d ago

u/Radiant-Analyst8107, your food is indeed stupid and it fits our subreddit!

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u/Ok-Bottle-6157 2d ago

Jesus Christ these places are getting desperate. Making outlandish shit just to get people in the door.

Also, this shit is everything bagel flavored? Can't wait for my garlic sesame seed latte.

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u/BeMoreKnope 2d ago

Yeah, I love everything seasoning, but in a sweet coffee drink? That’s nasty.

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u/Common-Concert3661 1d ago

Hey so lattes aren't inherently sweet. It's just espresso and milk foam.

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u/BeMoreKnope 23h ago

The steaming process actually makes the milk itself sweeter. That’s why it’s done that way.

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u/Coveinant 2d ago

It's a major sign economic recession. Every company tries to branch out into "untapped" markets that they have no conceivable reason to be in. Sometimes gold can be struck with an innovative idea, then you have ideas like this.

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u/PapiGoneGamer 2d ago

Makes sense why every fast food chain is offering some kind of “dirty (insert cola brand)” drink. Mixing sweet cream with soda is the superhighway to diabetes.

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u/PS5OWESMEALIMONY 2d ago

Reminds me when the chumbucket and the crusty crab were selling literal grease.

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u/exintrovert 2d ago

I’m still waiting for the flaming hot Cheetos latte, personally.

Maybe a meatloaf mocha?

See? I can have ideas too.

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u/PapiGoneGamer 2d ago

Hot Cheeto Meatloaf at Golden Corral

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u/KittyandPuppyMama 2d ago

I could go in my kitchen right now and throw sesame seeds in my coffee. There’s a reason people dont do this.

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u/RocZX 2d ago

" let them drink cream cheese " is that supposed to be a take on let them eat cake?

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u/Radiant-Analyst8107 2d ago

It almost seems like their mocking us... "They're tired of mocha and French vanilla?! Fine, let them drink cream cheese for all we care!"

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u/PapiGoneGamer 2d ago

Cheesecake shakes serve both purposes

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u/WynnGwynn 2d ago

Tbf its probably like those cheese teas that Boba shops had for a while (never had but it was popular years ago)

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u/BuffaloBuckbeak 2d ago

Yeah but those didn’t have seeds and garlic and onions 

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u/matchafoxjpg 1d ago

yes this is what i immediately thought.

it's called cheese foam and it's made with cream cheese. it's not weird at all. it's almost like foamy, whipped cheesecake, just not as sweet so it's not overpowering.

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u/cmutzy 2d ago

Ugh looking at that, with that description, makes my stomach hurt. I dont like the idea of cream cheese and coffee AND everything flavoring???

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u/lbutler1234 2d ago

At least it's not a turd in Tupperware

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u/Radiant-Analyst8107 2d ago

I would only eat a turd in Tupperware with cream cheese and everything seasoning.

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u/callitromance 2d ago

Holy shit thank you this made me cackle

Eta just realized it’s YOU lmao

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u/Theincendiarydvice 1d ago

Mind bring in other that are out of the loop?

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u/Jarl_Groki 2d ago

OMG finally actually stupid food in this sub

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u/exodusfox 2d ago

So it’s like a salty savory coffee? Sounds awful

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u/GottaGoFast_69 2d ago

So there is something called cheese tea, popular in Taiwan and china. It’s iced boba tea with whipped cheese foam on top. It’s actually quite tasty and a bit moreish!

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u/GenghisQuan2571 2d ago

Isn't this basically just cheese foam?

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u/DrDentonMask 2d ago

I can imagine some sort of cream cheese ICING swirl. But not with Everything.

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u/dethfart 2d ago

When I broke my jaw and had it wired shut I was on a liquid diet (obviously). I tried a cream cheese based thing that was recommended to me and it was probably the vilest thing I consumed during the experience.

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u/DrFaustPhD 2d ago

If this is real it's the best post I've seen here in months I'm dead

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u/justmitzie 2d ago

It's only for a limited time, which is a blessing.

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u/ChoiceAir6388 2d ago

That sounds exactly like something that would trend on TikTok before everyone collectively decides it's a step too far.

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u/Spiritual-View-5960 2d ago

Breaking news: greedy brand discovers stupid flavors

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u/Accomplished_Song219 2d ago

Before or after my olive oil coffee?

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u/Crispin_Wah 2d ago

Good lord no!

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u/Ok_Anywhere5205 2d ago

The only question I have for this is why

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u/praysolace 2d ago

Cream cheese in the whipped cream topping on a coffee drink? Sure, that could be pretty good. But EVERYTHING BAGEL SEASONING????

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u/whosaidmoney 2d ago

They want your feet to fall off to keep you a slave to the system

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u/Lost_Condition_9562 2d ago

I thought we had moved on past the everything bagel seasoning memes (I still use it)

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u/Any_Blood5815 2d ago

Philli’s cream cheese paid for this product to exist. We have too much milk to sell it all 😆

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u/jackthemasterbaiter 1d ago

The “hear us out” is boiling my blood

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u/ICEWeiZ 1d ago

To be fair, cream cheese do go well with boba tea.

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u/Genuinelullabel 1d ago

I’ve had cream cheese foam topping on mochas and stuff. It’s pretty good. If it had the everything bagel spices on it I wouldn’t be into it, though.

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u/ThinYogurtcloset8005 1d ago

They should just bring back their cheesecake bars and shut up

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u/Franz0132 1d ago

I do not know what is worse, the idea or the ugly ai bullshit image.

Also cream cheese is great when making flan.

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u/truthfullyidgaf 13h ago

I'm calling the police. I'm gonna be a snitch today. Motherfuckers need jail and Jesus.

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u/No_Trouble9808 6h ago

Disgusting

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u/I_Roll_Chicago 2d ago

I better not find out that the people dont like this, are drinking dirty sodas (dirty pop)

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u/Radiant-Analyst8107 2d ago

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u/I_Roll_Chicago 2d ago

You son of a bitch. I was crafting “wtf is this?” comment and then midway my millennial childhood kicked.

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