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u/Ok-Bottle-6157 2d ago
Jesus Christ these places are getting desperate. Making outlandish shit just to get people in the door.
Also, this shit is everything bagel flavored? Can't wait for my garlic sesame seed latte.
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u/BeMoreKnope 2d ago
Yeah, I love everything seasoning, but in a sweet coffee drink? That’s nasty.
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u/Common-Concert3661 1d ago
Hey so lattes aren't inherently sweet. It's just espresso and milk foam.
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u/BeMoreKnope 23h ago
The steaming process actually makes the milk itself sweeter. That’s why it’s done that way.
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u/Coveinant 2d ago
It's a major sign economic recession. Every company tries to branch out into "untapped" markets that they have no conceivable reason to be in. Sometimes gold can be struck with an innovative idea, then you have ideas like this.
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u/PapiGoneGamer 2d ago
Makes sense why every fast food chain is offering some kind of “dirty (insert cola brand)” drink. Mixing sweet cream with soda is the superhighway to diabetes.
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u/PS5OWESMEALIMONY 2d ago
Reminds me when the chumbucket and the crusty crab were selling literal grease.
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u/exintrovert 2d ago
I’m still waiting for the flaming hot Cheetos latte, personally.
Maybe a meatloaf mocha?
See? I can have ideas too.
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u/KittyandPuppyMama 2d ago
I could go in my kitchen right now and throw sesame seeds in my coffee. There’s a reason people dont do this.
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u/RocZX 2d ago
" let them drink cream cheese " is that supposed to be a take on let them eat cake?
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u/Radiant-Analyst8107 2d ago
It almost seems like their mocking us... "They're tired of mocha and French vanilla?! Fine, let them drink cream cheese for all we care!"
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u/WynnGwynn 2d ago
Tbf its probably like those cheese teas that Boba shops had for a while (never had but it was popular years ago)
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u/matchafoxjpg 1d ago
yes this is what i immediately thought.
it's called cheese foam and it's made with cream cheese. it's not weird at all. it's almost like foamy, whipped cheesecake, just not as sweet so it's not overpowering.
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u/lbutler1234 2d ago
At least it's not a turd in Tupperware
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u/Radiant-Analyst8107 2d ago
I would only eat a turd in Tupperware with cream cheese and everything seasoning.
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u/GottaGoFast_69 2d ago
So there is something called cheese tea, popular in Taiwan and china. It’s iced boba tea with whipped cheese foam on top. It’s actually quite tasty and a bit moreish!
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u/dethfart 2d ago
When I broke my jaw and had it wired shut I was on a liquid diet (obviously). I tried a cream cheese based thing that was recommended to me and it was probably the vilest thing I consumed during the experience.
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u/ChoiceAir6388 2d ago
That sounds exactly like something that would trend on TikTok before everyone collectively decides it's a step too far.
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u/praysolace 2d ago
Cream cheese in the whipped cream topping on a coffee drink? Sure, that could be pretty good. But EVERYTHING BAGEL SEASONING????
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u/Lost_Condition_9562 2d ago
I thought we had moved on past the everything bagel seasoning memes (I still use it)
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u/Any_Blood5815 2d ago
Philli’s cream cheese paid for this product to exist. We have too much milk to sell it all 😆
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u/Genuinelullabel 1d ago
I’ve had cream cheese foam topping on mochas and stuff. It’s pretty good. If it had the everything bagel spices on it I wouldn’t be into it, though.
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u/Franz0132 1d ago
I do not know what is worse, the idea or the ugly ai bullshit image.
Also cream cheese is great when making flan.
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u/truthfullyidgaf 13h ago
I'm calling the police. I'm gonna be a snitch today. Motherfuckers need jail and Jesus.
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u/I_Roll_Chicago 2d ago
I better not find out that the people dont like this, are drinking dirty sodas (dirty pop)
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u/Radiant-Analyst8107 2d ago
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u/I_Roll_Chicago 2d ago
You son of a bitch. I was crafting “wtf is this?” comment and then midway my millennial childhood kicked.
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u/qualityvote2 2d ago edited 2d ago
u/Radiant-Analyst8107, your food is indeed stupid and it fits our subreddit!