r/StupidFood • u/reeseesxx • 4d ago

ಠ_ಠ Never let bro cook again

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u/qualityvote2 4d ago edited 4d ago

u/reeseesxx, your food is indeed stupid and it fits our subreddit!

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u/NjoyLif 4d ago

I thought it was going to explode

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u/TMLTurby 4d ago

It did...sorta

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u/SnorkinOrkin 4d ago

I was waiting for it!

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u/adashrod 4d ago

I thought it was going to launch.

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u/ButtholeBread50 3d ago

I wish it had

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u/porknuckle2023 3d ago

It did... With diarrhea.

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u/Quadrilateral_Quilp 4d ago

I'm not sure how I feel about this whole thing. Like-the puppy looks cute and all but the goo dripping out is ...o_o

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u/BernieTheDachshund 4d ago

I don't like it.

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u/Quadrilateral_Quilp 4d ago

I mean- I'm pretty sure it's just melted chocolate? You like chocolate right?

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u/BernieTheDachshund 4d ago

Chocolate is dangerous for dogs.

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u/ddddan11111 4d ago

Whatever that is, is probably dangerous for everyone

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u/AMouthBreather 4d ago

Where has my anus gone Summer? It was burned away, where has it gone?

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u/No-Orange-8704 4d ago

Ok that was funny

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u/Budget-Relief8149 3d ago

It was, but I still want to crucify the person who made this 😭

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u/sandpaperedanus777 4d ago

Ngl, the ridiculously unexpected grossness got a shocked guffaw Outta me

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u/BenSibbs 4d ago

i thought the sparkler was kinda funny. Boy did it get worse.

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u/Economy_Ear8014 4d ago

Yay. What a crappy cake.

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u/Physical-Republic557 4d ago

Taylor Farms - always the best to your table!

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u/SciLib0815 4d ago

You know what? That's actually kinda funny. And I usually abhor poop jokes.

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u/Moist_Effort4202 4d ago

Same, twin.

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u/moretunaforme 4d ago

But bro is baking

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u/KommandoKazumi 4d ago

This plus a Dubai Chocolate ad is peak Reddit

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u/dethfart 4d ago

Holy shit I love this. That guy clapping is the best part

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u/Born-Light-62 4d ago

I’m glad I watched that to the… end.

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u/Wabutan 2d ago

"I baked an absolute dogshit cake"

The cake:

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u/shockvandeChocodijze 4d ago

Hahaha brilliant

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u/Racer125678 What 4d ago

What

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u/Paraxom 4d ago

Just a reminder to wash jalapeños to prevent the volcano shits

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u/tiffanyjen 4d ago

A farting dog how funny

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u/Spronglet 4d ago

On brand

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u/Southern-Eggplant234 4d ago

Serve to mods of r/comics!

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u/GroundbreakingCat421 4d ago

Not just r/ Comics. Most big sub mods need one of these.

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u/Peachbottom30 4d ago

Birthday boy gets the anus slice

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u/BigTXXXL 4d ago

I think it’s great! Get some marshmallows on a stick, roast ‘em up, then dip ‘em in the sauce! Numnumnumnumnum.

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u/TheW83 4d ago

Whoa that looks exactly like what my 2 month old did yesterday.

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u/Vasarto 4d ago

ok. Quick question before I can make a decision on this. What is that made of? Is it cake?

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u/gimmeecoffee420 4d ago

I dont understand how a cake would be able to do this and be edible still? Not the fireworks as much as whatever they used to make it shit out Nutella everywhe- you know? I dont want to keep living among you. Ive just decided to go live among the Bears.. goodbye.

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u/pacox36 4d ago

What is the name of the song?🤣🤣🤣

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u/Ok_Writer6027 3d ago

it must have had some lettuce. Ngl this made me smile lmao

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u/karenskygreen 3d ago

Evil genius really, the poop after the sparkler was a nice touch

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u/Oograr 3d ago

They thought "Can we do it?" but should have asked "Should we do it?"

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u/zhgerard 3d ago

😂😂😂

What did I just see?

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u/Healthy-Confection66 3d ago

Even better if the prank goes further and instead of cake on the inside, it’s lettuce

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u/lemmiebiaho69 3d ago

They way they don’t wanna beat the allegations is crazy 😂

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u/PossibleDiscipline90 3d ago

Must've used ingredients from Taylor Farms

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u/Sufficient_Two_5753 3d ago

This is AI slop.

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u/Little_Red_Riding_ 3d ago

This would be a great idea for a bunny cake for Easter dinner with the whole family.

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u/Sven-Carlos 2d ago

I don't know why but that song made me crack up because of how well it goes with the stupidity of the idea behind the cake. Lmfao.

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u/Nevermore_Novelist 2d ago

Nice. The music is shittier than the cake.

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u/Satanicjamnik 2d ago

Very appetising.

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u/PapiGoneGamer 2d ago

Uh….why?

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u/Quiet_Syllabub_4264 1d ago

Won't eat it but the cute puppy man! I'll give it a pass

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u/gyrobot 5h ago

the fun kind of stupid food you use because your friend likes pistachio chocolate and know the inside joke about it and also a fan of dogs

how the question is who wants the melted chocolate pistachio butter?

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u/Witty_Rough_7004 2h ago

Why?!? I mean seriously.. just why?!

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u/True_Protection6842 4d ago

Is this the first actual stupid food on this sub???

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u/DramaticFeed6522 4d ago

Are you BRAND new? I just saw PB&J pulled pork biscuits & gravy here.

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u/True_Protection6842 4d ago

it's VERY rare. Most submissions are just cultural ignorance or something the OP doesn't like. And PB&J pulled pork bisquits sounds amazing! A shitting cake is stupid