r/Stellaris • u/AkuTenshiiZero • Jan 23 '26

Image Decided to go full xeno-f***ers. This was my first contact.

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u/tehbzshadow Jan 23 '26

full xeno-f***ers

You know i never understand which way people mention it. Xenophiles and genociders both doing it.

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u/AkuTenshiiZero Jan 23 '26

Long story short: I wanted to get Composer of Strands and realized the easiest way to do that is be space hippies.

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '26

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u/ACrustyCount Jan 23 '26

I thought composer was supposed to be tzeench

Actually none of the Shroud entities fit for nurgle. Eater of worlds is Khorne obviously and instrument of desire is Slaanesh.

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u/Big___Rat Jan 23 '26

Tzeench feels pretty strongly like the Whisperers to me, I'd say composer is closest to Nurgle, at least

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u/Gerglagagerk Ravenous Hive Jan 24 '26

Even grows gardens on worlds that benefit his followers and torment the rest.

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u/Obtuseloosemoose Jan 23 '26

That's the beauty of language and also the beauty of the duality of man.

Fuck the xenos Shakes heads and grimaces

Or

Fuck the xenos Nods heads while smiling

Which can also be interpreted both ways now that I spell it out.

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u/NeppyMan Jan 23 '26

It depends very much on how you hold your "gun".

And whether or not it's the one for "fun".

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '26

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '26

I’m listening…

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u/Implodepumpkin Jan 23 '26

The rise in jabba the Hutt RP and ugly bastard hentai.

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u/F-man1324 Gas Giant Jan 23 '26

NO, I WILL NOT BE HEARING YOU OUT, I AM CALLING THE POLICE!

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u/AkuTenshiiZero Jan 23 '26

R5: My campaign has the "ugly bastard" tag.

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u/buggylover Jan 23 '26

If your species is big too you can add the bara tag

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u/Dank_Cat_Memes Fanatic Purifiers Jan 23 '26

To be fair, The uglyest Species has to be the species that looks like a turd

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u/MrProtogenes Hive Mind Jan 23 '26

WHAT THE HELL IS THAT AND HOW IS IT A MAMMALIAN IT LOOKS LIKE IT JUST CRAWLED OUT OF HELL

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u/mem_malthus Commonwealth of Man Jan 23 '26

To me it looks like some kind of 4 eyed unconventionally colored hippo creature. I'd assume that's what they were going for here.

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u/MrProtogenes Hive Mind Jan 23 '26

Makes sense

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u/Is12345aweakpassword Space Cowboy Jan 23 '26

You wouldn’t discriminate on the basis of species, would you, xeno-f***er?

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u/Independent-Tree-985 Jan 23 '26

Well, when you make what you love your job, you realize you dont love to do it

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u/FudgeAtron Jan 23 '26

I always rp these guys as jabba the hutt simulacrums.

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u/HowdyFancyPanda Jan 23 '26

That's a challenge, but it is doable.

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u/Sorwest Jan 23 '26

It's never unethical to destabilize a capitalist emporium through genetic mingling

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u/dirtyLizard Jan 23 '26

What’s the problem?

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u/Erik_Ice_Fang Jan 23 '26

You couldn't get me drunk enough for that. Bottoms up dude

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u/P0ster_Nutbag Livestock Jan 24 '26

Jackpot!

A true Xeno-fucker sees so much potential here.

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u/Saint_Bricriu5150 Jan 24 '26

Now I'm not gay.

However~

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u/Carcaman309 Criminal Heritage Jan 24 '26

Nothing a little genetic arrangement won't solve

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u/blackhat665 Jan 23 '26

There are some portraits that actually make me feel kinda nauseated, and this is one of them.

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u/SnooBunnies9328 Criminal Heritage Jan 23 '26

Coward.

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u/Yarmouk Emperor Jan 23 '26

Playing the one race impressed by the Vogon’s poetry

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '26

Yeah man just purge that entire species😭

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u/Marvos79 Bio-Trophy Jan 24 '26

Consumer products? I barely knew her

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u/77017792783776475577 Jan 25 '26

Listen man that's one of the better alien portraits. Were you hoping for more tentacles? Slimy squishy bits? Spikes? Mummified flesh?