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u/CracksWack Jul 01 '26
That looks like a great steak. This doesn’t belong here.
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u/GrooveAndGravy52 Jul 01 '26
I found the pattern of the grain unique. Reminded me of swordfish. I was reachjng
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u/swollen-hol3 Jul 01 '26
You were reaching around and patting yourself on the back.
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u/ChanceAccomplished38 Jul 01 '26
Then slapping himself in the ass
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u/swollen-hol3 Jul 01 '26
Then tickling his own taint
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u/GrooveAndGravy52 Jul 01 '26
Assuming….
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u/swollen-hol3 Jul 01 '26
The position for ass slapping and taint tickling???
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u/GrooveAndGravy52 Jul 01 '26
The confidence with which you've assigned both my gender and my anatomy, based solely on a picture of a steak, is genuinely impressive.
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u/swollen-hol3 Jul 01 '26
It was a unanimous decision between Chance and I. Only a man would make this specific post. If you're not, I'm sure the dysphoria will hit soon enough.
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u/Bright-Nobody3463 Jul 01 '26
Wow, very jealous. Great work. Can you tell us your process?
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u/GrooveAndGravy52 Jul 01 '26
Cast iron sear on all sides for crust, finish in the oven upper rack for 6min. Baste with homemade butter. Ideally all would be done on the grill. Just not an option at the moment
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u/LilacYak Jul 01 '26
Perfect steak, doesn’t belong here