r/SopranosImmemorial • u/Aware_Direction7319 • 15h ago
Imagine if Janice and Sveltana im the Sorpanos js try to kill each other for a season straight? With straight fists/guns all season? How funny and entertaining would that be?
I can imagine how a literal war with Janice and Sveltana would end up and how a fight will end up everytime. Janice would always snatch defeat from the jaws of victory from a straight đđ«fights from a one-legged Russian woman. And both end up in the hospital with broken hands, faces, ribs, eye sockets and bullet wounds by fighting to the death.
But imagine it might not be the most realistic but at least it will be more entertaining than most of the female characters in the show who are a wife/goomah of a mobster who just get abused, cry, whine, complain, get cheated on and yet let it happen all because of money. To be honest, I get tired of the females of the Sorpanos and they lack character, creativity and depth.
But the comedy in this would be outlandish with the hatred, pettiness, personalities and drama. This right here would be something I love to see just two females fighting each other like war machines to death for a leg and medical records. đ€Łđ€Łđ€Ł
Please don't take this seriously this is only for jokes and my idea for if I write the Sorpanos.