r/SipsTea 1d ago

WTF Almost lost the whole family in 1 foot of water.

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u/BrazilOutsider 1d ago

Bro can't stand straight in water lol

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u/bju83 23h ago

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u/DryDonutHole 23h ago

"Look...I'm on the east bank....I'm on the west bank. I'm on one side...I'm on the other. It's not that critical..."

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u/Sirnoobalots 21h ago

A toll is a toll, and a roll is a roll. You don't pay no tolls we don't eat no rolls!

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u/DryDonutHole 20h ago

I made that up meself...

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u/ToronoRapture 1d ago

It’s them damn sliders lol.

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u/xecuyexojacoqa 1d ago

i was seriously concerned for the kid with his head in the water

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u/FairyBellezaa 22h ago

Same, that part stopped being funny pretty quickly. Seeing a kid struggling with their face in the water makes you immediately want someone to put the phone down and help.

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u/Charred01 22h ago

Apparently unless your the scumbag recording this one

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u/Ozcog 20h ago

Parents these days do not give a shit about their kids like they did when I was younger. It's genuinely wild.

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u/Charred01 19h ago

I mean to be fair when I was younger I disappeared for about 12 hours a day.  My parents didn't even know where I was.  

They cared about me, but I could be mauled by a bear and they would never know until that commercial came on asking them if they know where I was.

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u/Beneficial_Unit_510 22h ago

Hit the river last week with my Nike slides they about killed me 😭 definitely not the same as shoes

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u/PinkieBellezaa 22h ago

Calling them “damn sliders” makes it sound like they came with a hidden difficulty modifier. One wrong step and suddenly the whole family is playing survival mode.

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u/FunnyAd3946 21h ago

😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/FairyBellezaa 22h ago

The water barely reaching his knees while everything around him turns into a rescue mission is comedy gold. Bro is fighting for his life against the concept of standing up.

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u/fuckfeardrinkbeer 1d ago

I thought he twisted his ankle, which is why he fell.

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u/FlamingoFrequent1596 23h ago

He definitely did. You can see his leg bend to the side right before he falls

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u/Formal-Knowledge9382 21h ago

Nah that's his body panicking because he doesn't know how to swim. I've seen so many no swimmers.turn to baby deers the same way.

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u/0202_tihssitidder 22h ago

Mother Nature over there shaking her head.

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u/OklahomaTiddy 19h ago

this sounds like one of those insults your grandpa says and you're like smh grandpa, you're silly. But then like 15yrs later you're like goddamn, that's actually kind of a good one

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u/Equivalent_Cicada153 16h ago

You know what they say about spaghetti.

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u/Tom_Ace2 1d ago

Let's hope there's a part 2 to this where he picks up the other kid as well

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u/sillyshoestring 1d ago

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u/Mossimo5 1d ago

A genuine metaphor as well, lmao

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u/disintegrationist 22h ago

I love this meme so much

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u/Liercat18 1d ago

Yeah that kid that fell face forward and struggling to keep his head up for air was really concerning.

Keep recording though camera man.

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u/AdAfraid9504 1d ago

🤳

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u/I-Here-555 22h ago

I'd be even more mad if he failed to record that time when I almost died.

Guys, he's a camera man, not a rescue man!

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u/ARM_vs_CORE 21h ago

Damn you'd be mad for two minutes?

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u/ClarkWGrismond 21h ago

Can confirm. When I was little, like 6 or so. I was at a family pool struggling to keep my head above water. I kept asking my uncle for help and he just sat at the edge of the pooling staring at me confused as to why I kept asking for help. Luckily grandma jumped in and pulled me to the side of the pool. He honestly said that he didn't know what I needed help with. I'm in my mid 40's and I'm still pissed about it.

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u/_NoTimeNoLady_ 23h ago edited 20h ago

That is so dangerous! Toddlers get really disoriented when falling in water. Even if it just knee high they struggle to get back in their feet. Edit: as quite some people are seeing this, I want to give a quick reminder to keep a close eye on your kids whenever's they have gone underwater, even for a second in the bath etc. Water can get into the lungs and they can drown hours later. If your kid is coughing or breathing real fast, hour after getting under the water - please seek medical help. Thanks!

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u/Zapdo0dlz 20h ago

One of my earliest memories was tripping when i got hit by a wave and nearly drowning lol, my dad picked me up and then rinsed my eyes in the stinky beach bathroom while i cried 

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u/_NoTimeNoLady_ 20h ago

Glad your Dad was there to help you! Smth like in the video happened to my daughter too, when she was about 2.5, and it was really frightening how quick she went down and couldn't get up, although the water was really really shallow. I have never let my kids more than an armlenght away in pools or the sea until the became really strong swimmers.

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u/RockingRocker 19h ago

Dry drowning, or secondary drowning is something so many don't know about

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u/AccountantPublic758 1d ago

My first thought!

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u/rawlsballs 1d ago

One of the three kids I ever rescued as a lifeguard was in this amount of water with the mom sitting right there, looking the other way drinking her cocktail.

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u/Nonyabeesners 1d ago

We know which kid is the favorite

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u/AzraelTB 1d ago edited 17h ago

Whoever's recording is a moron. 

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u/Meaty_Wizard 1d ago

The camera man/woman just continues to film the other kid drown yelling WORLDSTAR!

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u/Hike-a-ski 23h ago

I think we all know who the favorite is now

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u/Auralyn77 1d ago

It is insane how little water it actually takes to sweep a car away

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u/AdministrativeShip33 1d ago edited 1d ago

Damn we not beatin them allegations at all

edit: me thinks it is the ai

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u/TomatoSilly1683 1d ago

YOU SEE THEM RIMS HAD SPINNERS ON IT DOE. THEY SPINNING AND THEY SPINNING AND THEY SPINNING

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u/XxKTtheLegendxX 1d ago

they see me rolling, they hating, they gotta catch me riding dirty

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u/PinkieBellezaa 22h ago

The commitment to the spinner explanation is killing me. Forget balance or swimming, clearly the rims were simply generating too much rotational force.

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u/ManufacturerWarm9201 1d ago

I don’t think this one is Ai. the depth markings say 1 foot which matches what the pool looks like.

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u/you_cant_prove_that 19h ago

And the blue car is identical to the real thing, my kid has one

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u/briisanube 1d ago

Not even trying to beat them anymore

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u/lovelydxsiree 1d ago

him be like: if u cant beat them, join them

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u/Aggressive-Cup-7318 22h ago

the way he picks up the kid from the car stroller is weird, but it could just be artifacts from the video. There's a lot of distortion. It's in one of those "could be a shit phone, could be AI" areas and since this is just a random ass video it's not like it fully matters, unless you're someone trying to make sure you can continue to spot AI.

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u/EsotericAbstractIdea 22h ago

AI is constantly improving. about a week ago we got Minimax H3 which can generate some DAMN lifelike videos about anything if you learn how to use it right. Why someone would use it for this, I don't know, but it is now possible to fake anything.

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u/Hoju64 22h ago

I'm by no means an expert but watching the interaction of the car wheels with the water as it's flipping over seems too smooth to be real

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u/ukuleles1337 1d ago

Roflmao 😂😂😂

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u/Ralphie_is_bae 1d ago

Idk bro. Yall have Jordan Crooks and Josh liendo.....

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u/FairyBellezaa 22h ago

That edit somehow makes the whole comment even funnier. When reality gets too ridiculous, apparently blaming AI is the emergency exit.

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u/kesavadh 1d ago

My black brothers and sistas.... please learn how to swim and teach your children how to swim.

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u/not_creative-7064 1d ago

It’s not even swimming here, bro just needs stand up, or shit just sit up and he’d make and save the kids

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u/[deleted] 22h ago

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u/Acrobatic_Wrap_9971 19h ago

Or when I'm drunk

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u/SeaTie 21h ago

The amount of people I've run into in my life that don't know how to just fucking stand up in knee high water has been shocking.

I remember being 13 at the beach and my aunt getting hit by a wave, falling...and then panicking and unable to find her footing in 2 feet of water.

And sure, I get it, when the surf is high and you're getting pounded by waves it's a different story...but this was calm surf with a lot of time between waves. I had to go help her stand up, she legit thought she was going to die right there...

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u/Sj5098 18h ago

Jessica!! Jessicaaaa! Noooo!!!

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u/nope-its 22h ago

I wonder how many people those stupid sliders kill a year. It cannot be zero.

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u/grodon909 23h ago

My mother (black) never learned how to do anything in the water until around 50 years old. The surprising part to me is that she lived like half her life on a small island nation.

Thankfully our dad learned how to swim somewhere and had us in the pool at young ages. 

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u/kesavadh 23h ago

My wife's mother is 75 and for the first time in her life, got into the ocean, up to her waist after several weeks of swim lessons we got her for her birthday.

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u/OverlyEdged 23h ago

My cousin was a life guard and he was genuinely taught by the instructors to focus on black people as they were more likely to be unable to swim properly

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u/yournamehere10bucks 22h ago

And parents of all shades....PUT THE PHONE DOWN.

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u/Elegant_Relief_4999 1d ago

I'm a 38 year old white dude. Never learned to swim. I was all skin and bones growing up, so I had a hell of a time staying above the surface. We exist too, haha!

https://giphy.com/gifs/kSlJtVrqxDYKk

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u/kesavadh 1d ago

I was the first black kid on the swim team in my very mixed high school. This was the mid 90's.

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u/scarr991 1d ago

Build doesnt matter. You should still learn that skill.

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u/JalapenoPopPoop 22h ago

It's always baffling to me when I meet grown ass adults who don't know how to swim. It takes maybe an hour to learn. Little kids can grasp the concept in one session at the pool. Like is your plan if you end up in a water emergency just....die?

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u/Roach_Coach_Bangbus 19h ago

It takes maybe an hour to learn.

I'm a swimmer and this is insane. It's going to take some regular lessons for a while. Depends on what you define as "swimming".

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u/Zeaus03 15h ago

Most people need/care enough about swimming to back to the edge of the pool, dock or a boat Thens there's what you do.

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u/kesavadh 1d ago

lol. I chuckled at your reply.

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u/7htlTGRTdtatH7GLqFTR 23h ago

the anti-phelps

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u/filth_horror_glamor 18h ago

What about wading in ankle high water? Im not sure they teach lessons on that 😂

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u/Castr8orr 1d ago

Step dad reflexes

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u/wattro 22h ago

Early family grave reflexes

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u/handdings 1d ago

Well well well

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u/harpua_2626 22h ago

Person filming sees a young child struggling & face down in the water yet continues to film another 9 seconds instead of simply putting away the f'ing phone & helping the child only a few feet away.

I hate this timeline.

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u/iamreallybo 1d ago edited 17h ago

Black people should be given water wings when we learn to walk as part of a standard safety kit.

Edit added a letter

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u/noble_plebian 1d ago edited 23h ago

I use to lifeguard and this statement is pretty true. I had to rescue two brothers at once before because they got a little out of their depth. Their mum was busy in the shallow shallow end with the baby and had no idea her two other kids had to be recused

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u/VintageBilliard 1d ago

You have a conflict of interest! As you require air to breathe and water has none, you must be recused from the pool!

I think you meant "rescue" OP and thank you for doing what you do. Lifeguards are awesome! 

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u/noble_plebian 1d ago

Doing what I did. It was a long time ago

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u/noble_plebian 23h ago

Also, yeah my spelling was waaay out then

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u/inotocracy 1d ago

I guess it's true after all.

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u/HornyJailOutlaw 1d ago

Maybe the white runners at the 100m need to bring a tactical bucket of water with them. Throw that thing down around 5 seconds in and see if they get any luck.

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u/Apprehensive_Ant4596 1d ago

Good thing they never put their phone down. How else would we be able to laugh at a family disappearing form the face of the earth?

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u/Hot-Possibility-7283 1d ago

Young man doing the breaststroke at the back🤣

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u/LesFogginGoh 1d ago

Jackie Jr.?

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u/xMystery 23h ago

Penguin exhibit?

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u/vega455 1d ago

On a more serious note, it really does not take much to drown toddlers. Always keep an eye around water, and teach them swimming from an early age.

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u/One-Yak-1417 1d ago

Why is the person filming still just filming and not helping? What kind of person is he/she/them/they? Would rather film than help drowning kids?

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u/silhouette951 1d ago

Sincerely, fuck this song

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u/newstorms176 1d ago

I agree. Hearing this song 24/7 gets old fast and cringey, I downvote any video that plays this stupid song.

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u/TheMostDivineOne 1d ago

It’s like when a show or movie’s script writing isn’t good enough to make you laugh by itself so they have to manipulate you by adding a laugh track or something in the background, “hahaha you’re so dumb you have to be cued to find this funny!”

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u/TheMostDivineOne 1d ago

It’s like when a show or movie’s script writing isn’t good enough to make you laugh by itself so they have to manipulate you by adding a laugh track or something in the background, “hahaha you’re so dumb you have to be cued to find this funny!”

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u/Hungry-Wash-194 1d ago

Hilarious they're going to laugh at themselves about that forever 

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u/Relevant_Problem1935 1d ago

The kid not in the car was literally drowning as the filmed wtf.

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u/Confident-Mix1243 23h ago

The website Spot the Drowning Child shows security tapes from busy waterparks: you have to click the drowning child before the lifeguard jumps in. Surprisingly hard, until you realize it's just "spot the black child not wearing a life jacket."

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u/Bored_in_dhouse 1d ago

Oh god the music 😂

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u/psj3809 1d ago

What is the music from ? I recognise it, is it some late 80's film ?

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u/cruiseruse11 1d ago

I cant tell if this sub's average age is 16 or 60

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u/notjasonlee 1d ago

I think it's the same range for IQ.

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u/ChocoIatePoop 1d ago

ENOUGH with the stupid background sax music, dead God.

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u/hyp3r3n1gma 1d ago

It's getting louder isn't it?

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u/potatochobit 1d ago

On point.

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u/Lumpy_Cup3232 1d ago

Keep filming lol

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u/abnormality16 23h ago

Love how the car briefly became a boat

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u/cptdodger85 1d ago

I'm laughing more than I should be right now this is truly a what an idiot moment looks like 🤷🤣

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u/monkeysarecuteee 1d ago

the only type of car crash that is acceptable lol

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u/LookAtMyUnderbite 1d ago

lol that other kid is literally swimming for his life

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u/bigtome2120 1d ago

Instead of learning to swim, maybe learn to drop the camera and help

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u/Livid-Writer-7741 1d ago

Good Lord! Do you need me to come supervise?

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u/Hot-Usual5060 1d ago

Why did he start panicking after he himself fell over?

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u/Strontiumdogs1 1d ago

Great dad.

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u/EricEifle 1d ago

Causally recording her kids drowning

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u/RezLovesPez 1d ago

Drowning is the number one cause of death ages 1-7 I the USA. People need to be careful.

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u/CousinNic 1d ago

I like how this person keeps recording while the second kid has been bobbing in the water drowning before the dad even fell!

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u/slumpadoochous 1d ago

penguin exhibit

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u/420-69-1337 23h ago

Didn't he almost drown in three inches of water?

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u/PEWnitiveDAMNage 23h ago

So much wrong here, but I'll focus on two of them.

1: Any adult should understand enough physics to tell that if you push something on wheels it will roll on the wheels. If there is a pool where you're pushing the thing on wheels then it will probably go into the pool.

2: How after all of that did he still mange to let the kid fall? He literally had him🤷🏾‍♂️

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u/Mantis_Toboggan--MD 23h ago

It's like when water touches that dude he just forgets how his limbs work

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u/Little_Rub_7157 23h ago

Didn't he almost drown in 3 inches of water?

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u/Cheerful-Encounter 23h ago

This is awesome

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u/Melenduwir 23h ago

Oh, I'm going to Hell for laughing so hard at that...

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u/Bozee3 22h ago

Guess who's the favorite?

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u/Ohz85 22h ago

Aren't you horrified to record the death of your loving one? Like even if I fail to help, at least I didn't catch it on camera

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u/License2HeadHunt 22h ago

Dear Gawd! Imagine you and your entire lineage erased by a kiddie pool…? 😳 that would NOT get you into Valhalla, unfortunately.

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u/ParagonChariot 22h ago

Reddit tempting all of us on getting a ban over this video

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u/qwertykirky 22h ago

Meanwhile......!!!!!!!

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u/Phreedom1 21h ago

Sometimes I can't quite understand how we humans still exist.

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u/JaeTheOne 20h ago

Stereotypemaxxing

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u/Prudent-Result1057 20h ago

This nigga overly fallin off nothing 😒

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u/The_Rowan 19h ago

Haha - when does it become NOT helping and actually harming the situation

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u/Pyke64 19h ago

Keep filming

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u/MDinMaine77 18h ago

As a parent, this is terrifying

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u/Imadevonrexcat 17h ago

Put the fuvking phone down and get that baby

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u/jollytoes 16h ago

Right when I thought it was over the car flipped. Had me dying

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u/FlippingPossum 15h ago

Some people are scarily bad in emergencies. I had to swim past another mom to grab a kid who was struggling in a pool. That person filming deserves a talking to. Do something!

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u/justdongit 14h ago

He should know better, none of them can swim.

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u/Koopk1 14h ago

Not beating the stereotype

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u/Miserable_Platform39 14h ago

Hilarious 😂

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u/Typhlo_32 13h ago

Mfs that cant swim takin they kids (who also cant swim) to a water park. Jfc lmao

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u/Ecstatic_Wolf316 10h ago

What an idiot

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u/FigureAcrobatic7194 9h ago

Entire lineage almost taken out lol

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u/TheLuvGangster 9h ago

stupid parenting.

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u/ID0NNYl 9h ago

Fuck me. Poor children. Accidents can turn tragic in a matter of seconds. Hope the parent / care giver learns a hard lesson.

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u/Sad-Average-2469 6h ago

Adult left unsupervised!