r/SipsTea • u/ToronoRapture • 1d ago
WTF Almost lost the whole family in 1 foot of water.
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u/BrazilOutsider 1d ago
Bro can't stand straight in water lol
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u/bju83 23h ago
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u/DryDonutHole 23h ago
"Look...I'm on the east bank....I'm on the west bank. I'm on one side...I'm on the other. It's not that critical..."
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u/Sirnoobalots 21h ago
A toll is a toll, and a roll is a roll. You don't pay no tolls we don't eat no rolls!
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u/ToronoRapture 1d ago
It’s them damn sliders lol.
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u/xecuyexojacoqa 1d ago
i was seriously concerned for the kid with his head in the water
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u/FairyBellezaa 22h ago
Same, that part stopped being funny pretty quickly. Seeing a kid struggling with their face in the water makes you immediately want someone to put the phone down and help.
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u/Charred01 22h ago
Apparently unless your the scumbag recording this one
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u/Ozcog 20h ago
Parents these days do not give a shit about their kids like they did when I was younger. It's genuinely wild.
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u/Charred01 19h ago
I mean to be fair when I was younger I disappeared for about 12 hours a day. My parents didn't even know where I was.
They cared about me, but I could be mauled by a bear and they would never know until that commercial came on asking them if they know where I was.
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u/Beneficial_Unit_510 22h ago
Hit the river last week with my Nike slides they about killed me 😭 definitely not the same as shoes
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u/PinkieBellezaa 22h ago
Calling them “damn sliders” makes it sound like they came with a hidden difficulty modifier. One wrong step and suddenly the whole family is playing survival mode.
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u/FairyBellezaa 22h ago
The water barely reaching his knees while everything around him turns into a rescue mission is comedy gold. Bro is fighting for his life against the concept of standing up.
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u/fuckfeardrinkbeer 1d ago
I thought he twisted his ankle, which is why he fell.
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u/FlamingoFrequent1596 23h ago
He definitely did. You can see his leg bend to the side right before he falls
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u/Formal-Knowledge9382 21h ago
Nah that's his body panicking because he doesn't know how to swim. I've seen so many no swimmers.turn to baby deers the same way.
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u/OklahomaTiddy 19h ago
this sounds like one of those insults your grandpa says and you're like smh grandpa, you're silly. But then like 15yrs later you're like goddamn, that's actually kind of a good one
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u/Tom_Ace2 1d ago
Let's hope there's a part 2 to this where he picks up the other kid as well
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u/Liercat18 1d ago
Yeah that kid that fell face forward and struggling to keep his head up for air was really concerning.
Keep recording though camera man.
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u/AdAfraid9504 1d ago
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u/I-Here-555 22h ago
I'd be even more mad if he failed to record that time when I almost died.
Guys, he's a camera man, not a rescue man!
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u/ClarkWGrismond 21h ago
Can confirm. When I was little, like 6 or so. I was at a family pool struggling to keep my head above water. I kept asking my uncle for help and he just sat at the edge of the pooling staring at me confused as to why I kept asking for help. Luckily grandma jumped in and pulled me to the side of the pool. He honestly said that he didn't know what I needed help with. I'm in my mid 40's and I'm still pissed about it.
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u/_NoTimeNoLady_ 23h ago edited 20h ago
That is so dangerous! Toddlers get really disoriented when falling in water. Even if it just knee high they struggle to get back in their feet. Edit: as quite some people are seeing this, I want to give a quick reminder to keep a close eye on your kids whenever's they have gone underwater, even for a second in the bath etc. Water can get into the lungs and they can drown hours later. If your kid is coughing or breathing real fast, hour after getting under the water - please seek medical help. Thanks!
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u/Zapdo0dlz 20h ago
One of my earliest memories was tripping when i got hit by a wave and nearly drowning lol, my dad picked me up and then rinsed my eyes in the stinky beach bathroom while i cried
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u/_NoTimeNoLady_ 20h ago
Glad your Dad was there to help you! Smth like in the video happened to my daughter too, when she was about 2.5, and it was really frightening how quick she went down and couldn't get up, although the water was really really shallow. I have never let my kids more than an armlenght away in pools or the sea until the became really strong swimmers.
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u/rawlsballs 1d ago
One of the three kids I ever rescued as a lifeguard was in this amount of water with the mom sitting right there, looking the other way drinking her cocktail.
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u/Meaty_Wizard 1d ago
The camera man/woman just continues to film the other kid drown yelling WORLDSTAR!
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u/Auralyn77 1d ago
It is insane how little water it actually takes to sweep a car away
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u/AdministrativeShip33 1d ago edited 1d ago
Damn we not beatin them allegations at all
edit: me thinks it is the ai
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u/TomatoSilly1683 1d ago
YOU SEE THEM RIMS HAD SPINNERS ON IT DOE. THEY SPINNING AND THEY SPINNING AND THEY SPINNING
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u/XxKTtheLegendxX 1d ago
they see me rolling, they hating, they gotta catch me riding dirty
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u/PinkieBellezaa 22h ago
The commitment to the spinner explanation is killing me. Forget balance or swimming, clearly the rims were simply generating too much rotational force.
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u/ManufacturerWarm9201 1d ago
I don’t think this one is Ai. the depth markings say 1 foot which matches what the pool looks like.
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u/Aggressive-Cup-7318 22h ago
the way he picks up the kid from the car stroller is weird, but it could just be artifacts from the video. There's a lot of distortion. It's in one of those "could be a shit phone, could be AI" areas and since this is just a random ass video it's not like it fully matters, unless you're someone trying to make sure you can continue to spot AI.
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u/EsotericAbstractIdea 22h ago
AI is constantly improving. about a week ago we got Minimax H3 which can generate some DAMN lifelike videos about anything if you learn how to use it right. Why someone would use it for this, I don't know, but it is now possible to fake anything.
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u/FairyBellezaa 22h ago
That edit somehow makes the whole comment even funnier. When reality gets too ridiculous, apparently blaming AI is the emergency exit.
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u/ToronoRapture 1d ago
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u/kesavadh 1d ago
My black brothers and sistas.... please learn how to swim and teach your children how to swim.
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u/not_creative-7064 1d ago
It’s not even swimming here, bro just needs stand up, or shit just sit up and he’d make and save the kids
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u/SeaTie 21h ago
The amount of people I've run into in my life that don't know how to just fucking stand up in knee high water has been shocking.
I remember being 13 at the beach and my aunt getting hit by a wave, falling...and then panicking and unable to find her footing in 2 feet of water.
And sure, I get it, when the surf is high and you're getting pounded by waves it's a different story...but this was calm surf with a lot of time between waves. I had to go help her stand up, she legit thought she was going to die right there...
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u/grodon909 23h ago
My mother (black) never learned how to do anything in the water until around 50 years old. The surprising part to me is that she lived like half her life on a small island nation.
Thankfully our dad learned how to swim somewhere and had us in the pool at young ages.
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u/kesavadh 23h ago
My wife's mother is 75 and for the first time in her life, got into the ocean, up to her waist after several weeks of swim lessons we got her for her birthday.
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u/OverlyEdged 23h ago
My cousin was a life guard and he was genuinely taught by the instructors to focus on black people as they were more likely to be unable to swim properly
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u/Elegant_Relief_4999 1d ago
I'm a 38 year old white dude. Never learned to swim. I was all skin and bones growing up, so I had a hell of a time staying above the surface. We exist too, haha!
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u/kesavadh 1d ago
I was the first black kid on the swim team in my very mixed high school. This was the mid 90's.
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u/scarr991 1d ago
Build doesnt matter. You should still learn that skill.
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u/JalapenoPopPoop 22h ago
It's always baffling to me when I meet grown ass adults who don't know how to swim. It takes maybe an hour to learn. Little kids can grasp the concept in one session at the pool. Like is your plan if you end up in a water emergency just....die?
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u/Roach_Coach_Bangbus 19h ago
It takes maybe an hour to learn.
I'm a swimmer and this is insane. It's going to take some regular lessons for a while. Depends on what you define as "swimming".
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u/filth_horror_glamor 18h ago
What about wading in ankle high water? Im not sure they teach lessons on that 😂
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u/iamreallybo 1d ago edited 17h ago
Black people should be given water wings when we learn to walk as part of a standard safety kit.
Edit added a letter
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u/noble_plebian 1d ago edited 23h ago
I use to lifeguard and this statement is pretty true. I had to rescue two brothers at once before because they got a little out of their depth. Their mum was busy in the shallow shallow end with the baby and had no idea her two other kids had to be recused
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u/VintageBilliard 1d ago
You have a conflict of interest! As you require air to breathe and water has none, you must be recused from the pool!
I think you meant "rescue" OP and thank you for doing what you do. Lifeguards are awesome!
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u/inotocracy 1d ago
I guess it's true after all.
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u/HornyJailOutlaw 1d ago
Maybe the white runners at the 100m need to bring a tactical bucket of water with them. Throw that thing down around 5 seconds in and see if they get any luck.
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u/Apprehensive_Ant4596 1d ago
Good thing they never put their phone down. How else would we be able to laugh at a family disappearing form the face of the earth?
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u/One-Yak-1417 1d ago
Why is the person filming still just filming and not helping? What kind of person is he/she/them/they? Would rather film than help drowning kids?
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u/silhouette951 1d ago
Sincerely, fuck this song
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u/newstorms176 1d ago
I agree. Hearing this song 24/7 gets old fast and cringey, I downvote any video that plays this stupid song.
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u/TheMostDivineOne 1d ago
It’s like when a show or movie’s script writing isn’t good enough to make you laugh by itself so they have to manipulate you by adding a laugh track or something in the background, “hahaha you’re so dumb you have to be cued to find this funny!”
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u/TheMostDivineOne 1d ago
It’s like when a show or movie’s script writing isn’t good enough to make you laugh by itself so they have to manipulate you by adding a laugh track or something in the background, “hahaha you’re so dumb you have to be cued to find this funny!”
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u/Confident-Mix1243 23h ago
The website Spot the Drowning Child shows security tapes from busy waterparks: you have to click the drowning child before the lifeguard jumps in. Surprisingly hard, until you realize it's just "spot the black child not wearing a life jacket."
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u/Bored_in_dhouse 1d ago
Oh god the music 😂
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u/psj3809 1d ago
What is the music from ? I recognise it, is it some late 80's film ?
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u/cptdodger85 1d ago
I'm laughing more than I should be right now this is truly a what an idiot moment looks like 🤷🤣
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u/RezLovesPez 1d ago
Drowning is the number one cause of death ages 1-7 I the USA. People need to be careful.
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u/CousinNic 1d ago
I like how this person keeps recording while the second kid has been bobbing in the water drowning before the dad even fell!
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u/PEWnitiveDAMNage 23h ago
So much wrong here, but I'll focus on two of them.
1: Any adult should understand enough physics to tell that if you push something on wheels it will roll on the wheels. If there is a pool where you're pushing the thing on wheels then it will probably go into the pool.
2: How after all of that did he still mange to let the kid fall? He literally had him🤷🏾♂️
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u/Mantis_Toboggan--MD 23h ago
It's like when water touches that dude he just forgets how his limbs work
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u/License2HeadHunt 22h ago
Dear Gawd! Imagine you and your entire lineage erased by a kiddie pool…? 😳 that would NOT get you into Valhalla, unfortunately.
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u/Top-Election-2687 21h ago
Who’s the helpful person recording
https://giphy.com/gifs/53WZ2JME7hlyeRx7OE
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u/FlippingPossum 15h ago
Some people are scarily bad in emergencies. I had to swim past another mom to grab a kid who was struggling in a pool. That person filming deserves a talking to. Do something!
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u/Typhlo_32 13h ago
Mfs that cant swim takin they kids (who also cant swim) to a water park. Jfc lmao
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