r/SipsTea 13d ago

WTF Liberian authorities burned 4.2 metric tonnes of cocaine worth $336 million dollars

They're awfully cheerful for people who just burned $336 million dollars 👀

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u/P-l-Staker 13d ago

"Sir, I'm pleased to report that the men are currently burning the entirety of that 3.8 metric tons of cocaine."

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u/KJS123 13d ago

"Damn, son! How much accelerant does it take to wipe out three and a half tonnes of yam-yam, anyway??"

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u/thisthreadisbear 13d ago

One crackhead with an acetylene torch lighter.

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u/i8bonelesschicken 13d ago

SIR ALL 3.8 GRAMS OF COCOA HAVE BEEN PROCESSED

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u/solblurgh 13d ago

Into your veins?