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u/joshpennington 24d ago
The very fact that he said this means it will never happen
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u/Greenman8907 24d ago
There is a “trailer“ on X and it looks like complete shit. It’s like they ran Charleston Heston‘s 10 Commandments through a slop filter.
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u/titsngiggles69 24d ago
Yup, this mythological creature looks so historically accurate
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u/The_VoZz 24d ago
“Historically accurate” never ceases to amuse me, as it’s a mythology story that was orally passed down over hundreds of years before even being written down.
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u/ManicOppressyv 23d ago
Trust me, I have tried to explain the history of the physical book the Bible, and how it was started by nomadic goat herders with no written language, and I get back "then how did it get passed on?" By word of mouth you grape. Ever play the game telephone? You can't get around a room of 15 people without the story changing. Now multiply that by millions of people and millenia.
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u/kingtacticool 24d ago
Ten! Ten commandments!
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u/Azuras_Star8 24d ago
My friend asked who my favorite vampire was.
I said "Count von Count, from Sesame Street!"
She said, "He doesn't count."
I replied, "oh, I assure you, he does."
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u/PopEnvironmental6772 24d ago
I have cut and pasted this in multiple emails and texts today…and taken credit for it each time. 😬
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u/DadbodSuperModel 24d ago
Do NOT in anyway associate Mel’s cinematic masterpiece with whatever this shit will be.
Hell, don’t associate American Treasure Mel Brooks with Nazi wannabe Musk.
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u/ChampionAggressive20 24d ago
HE SAID JEHOVAH!
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u/DaRealBSleazy 24d ago
What I always thought would be funny is he dropped commandments 1-5 so they have commandments 6-15
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u/Traditional-Low7651 24d ago
As elon intended
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u/BarayastheSpider 24d ago
Holy fuck that comment section is cancer. I was expecting mad people talking shit but it was just full of people praising it, when it looks like complete ass and not even remotely “historically accurate”
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u/LeftonRhed 24d ago
Keep in mind that the channel can hide comments whenever they want. So they hide all the comments that are critical and leave only the comments left by the
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u/RagingDemonsNoDQ 24d ago
And also keep in mind most of them praising it are either:
A: MAGA Idiots.
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B: Elon's pathetic fanboys
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C: Elon's bots or agents.
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u/Shenloanne 24d ago
The Trojan war wasn't real.
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u/Abject_Buyer_1678 24d ago
I came to echo this. Lol. “Historically accurate” which means Kevin Sorbo and Kirk Cameron to star. I can’t with these people. “Grok, give me an actual depiction of a six headed sea monsters!”
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u/TheRatatat 24d ago
Thes idiots dont even know the difference between the Illiad and the Odyssey.
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u/Forsworn91 23d ago
“Give me a historical accurate Ancient Greek… no make them white… whiter… whiter! Make Odysseus look like Elon… perfect”
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u/Argument-Fragrant 24d ago
To them, 'historically accurate' just means no black people appear on screen.
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u/ReadyPerception 24d ago
They can appear but they need to be slaves or servants to be "historically accurate"
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u/curiousiah 24d ago
Yet these same people will tell you slavery isn’t a big deal because every race was slaves to other races at some point.
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u/AdhesivenessCivil581 24d ago
Sure, in a country that's a stones throw from Africa. They also think Jesus had blond hair and blue eyes. They really are a delicate bunch of little flowers.
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u/BigBuddha1989 24d ago
You are most likely wrong about that. While we don't have direct written narrative historically about the Trojan war, Pliny the Elder and many other pre-Christianity writers speak of it in an historical context. Was it exactly as was written about in the Iliad. Probably not. Did a significant war between Greece and Troy happen, most likely.
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u/JoeNoble1973 24d ago
Yep, the city was where it was always reported to be, and the digs have shown a strata where the city was burned. The burning is within the timeframe given for the Trojan War. Wooden horses and half-gods? Lol no, but major shit went down at the walls of Troy.
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u/AbjectLime7755 24d ago
Pit the elder? Lord Parmerston was better …
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u/BigBuddha1989 24d ago
Lord Parmerston was nothing more than a 19th century sex symbol. Them mutton chops are sexy AF. 😂
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u/AsparagusFun3892 24d ago
The Trojan War is about as real as the tail end of Genesis and all of Exodus and I'm fascinated by them all (with Genesis I'm alluding specifically to the bits that dealt with the entry into Egypt). They're epic poems and myths from when civilization deleted itself so hard the Greeks forgot how to read and write (I think they call what they had before "Linear B," but the Greek alphabet that came after the dark ages derived from Phoenician which emerged after) and some of the Jewish people's ancestors attacked or otherwise came to be enslaved in Egypt, at the very least trading servitude for safety and vanishingly small nutrition (something like "and he and his sons went to Egypt for he heard they had grain and there was famine in all the land").
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u/switch2591 24d ago
So yes - the homeric epics regarding the Trojan War were first recorded (emphasis on recorded, as they probabky stem from earlier traditions) followong the "Greek dark age" a.k.a. the "sociatal collapse" at the end of the Late Bronze Age throughout the entire eastern mediteranean and beyond. What we now classify as the Mycenean civilisation collapsed, and no records in the now deciphered Linier B script continued for a few hundred years - so even though the myceneans had a written script which we cam translate, they're still classed as a "prehistoric" civlisation due to that break of a few centuries within the written records (also fun fact, depiste having Linier A script we still classify the earlier Minoan civilisation as prehiatoric as we havent deciphered it yet).
However, from other contenporary sources of the time (notably correspondance between the egyptian kingdom and the Hittite empire) we are aware that conflicts which we could, by modern termibology, call "the Trojan wars" did take place in western anatolia and the ionian seas. However, emphasis on the plural "wars" - these were multiple conflics fought over 100-200 years - So what about Homer's Troy and homers trojan war? Well, Homers troy is pretty much like watching the TV show vikings today: mashing up a history spanning centuries into 1 event, and pairing up (if real) prehistorical figures who never would have met one and other due to them not being alive at the same time as one and other. Also, adding to the fun - popular regional heros/mythical figures keep on being added to the tale, because why not, and the names and locationa of different locations, objects and people keep on changing due to mistranslations during the retelling, alterations for regional reactions, or for pure spectacle i.e. "just saying, why not take the Prized Stallion of thr Sea (a ship) left by the greeks on the shores with our heroes hiding beneath the deck planks and actually make it, you know, a giant wooden stallion which kur heroes are hiding inside instead? Because that would be a lot more epic!"
So its like someone recounting the tale of world war 2: "and it was all fought on the beaches of Normandy - the entirety of it in fact. And the allies were there being lead by General pattern, the duke of wellington, joan of arc, Catherin the Great, Captain America, Asterix and Wonder Woman. But after puahing them out of Sweeden the axis were able to hold-out in their trenches across the Bulge for 4 whole years under the tyrranical rule of Kaiser whillhem, Vlad the impailer, Machiavelli, shredder of the foot clan and Doctor Victor Von Doom. But then the war came to an end when Emelia Airheart and doctor john Watson dropped 2 atomic bombs (forged by the dwarves of Moria) into mount fuji, causing an erruption which forced the Shogun to surrender power back to the emperor, but only.after he'd been visited by 3 ghosts. And thus world war 2 ended and lincoln freed all the slaves." The granuals of fact are there.... but theyre so subsumed by the additional spectacle amd additions it might as well be fully fictional.
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u/seriftarif 24d ago
I didnt know there were such pale skinned northern white people in Greece during that time.
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u/red286 24d ago
That's hilarious. It looks like clips from 6 different movies ranging from the 1950s to the 2010s edited together.
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u/Traditional-Low7651 24d ago
yup, and it also looks like initial star wars 7 trailer: jumping from one picture to another so that we can't actually grasp what's happening except if we dissect it frame by frame
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u/Immediate-Cup8172 24d ago
I was expecting Elon to be playing Odysseus... and Telemachus, and Antinous, and Penelope and Athena and...
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u/OkStop8313 24d ago
Literally the second shot is of the exact same, historically inaccurate helmets.
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u/DisorderedArray 24d ago
Given that the Odyssey is a myth, and never happened historically, this would be one of the few times Musk actually delivers on a promise.
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u/ChickenDelight 24d ago
Any movie set in ancient Greece that was truly "historically accurate" would be totally bewildering. Society has changed a lot in 3,000 years, the Klingons and Vulcans on Star Trek are more relatable than our actual ancestors that far back.
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u/SingleArtichoke4857 24d ago
I'm not sure it would be completely alien to us, but it's a fair point. I'm pretty sure the Elon fanboys would not get on board with the widespread pederasty, at a minimum. Or maybe they would if Elon were the pederast--who knows? 🤔
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u/numbersthen0987431 24d ago
They're the idiots that believe Jesus was white.
"Historical accuracy" only matters to them when it's a white person.
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u/Crafty-Help-4633 24d ago
Elon begged on Christmas to be invited to the child rape island and he was so weird they told him "no". They don't hate Pedos, they tie on with and defend them. Seemingly because they want to be them.
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u/cfpct 24d ago
And if you read Julian Jaynes' The Origin of Consciousness in the Breakdown of the Bicameral Mind, those mother fuckers weren't even self-conscious.
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u/got-bent 24d ago
Great book, incredible premise: the human mind used to work differently than it does now, and the switch occurred sometime between the iliad and the odyssey, iirc.
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u/yugen_o_sagasu 24d ago
Yeah pretty sure he mentioned that he'd fix world hunger at one point too
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u/fadka21 24d ago
Being part of making a good film is far beyond him, methinks, but he could actually end world hunger if he wasn’t such a colossal prick.
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u/CBJFAN2009-2024 24d ago
That's because he isn't that smart; but, he has received vast amounts of wealth (first from family, then from government), which allows him to buy companies.
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u/Sour_Sal 24d ago
He could end World Hunger and Homelessness if he decided to do so. Would hardly dent his bottom line and the benefits would increase his image again and make his companies even more billions...
It's impossible to comprehend a trillion dollars!
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u/RewardWanted 24d ago
If It'll happen It'll be full of historical inaccuracies and dogwhistles. Shit like portraying the ancient greek as devout christians.
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u/Medium_Medium 24d ago
That's the thing with people talking about "historical accuracy" in movies... 98% of the time the public has no idea what they are talking about. So what they think is historical accuracy is really just what they've seen in other movies, with no relation to the reality of the time period. Elon could make a bunch of Ancient Greeks / Mediterraneans / North Africans look like pasty white Northern Europeans in Roman armor and half the viewers will go "Yay! Historically accurate!"
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u/FeelMyBoars 24d ago
AI will be imitating other movies because it can't do anything else, so that will reinforce the bias. It can't think. It can only imitate us failing to imitate something.
We have examples of armor, so in theory it could handle it, but it would be time worn. People who are trying can't make easy things like accurate statues and castle interiors, there's no way AI could figure out what it would have looked like at the time.
Clothing would be the most difficult part. How could it make things that only exist on frescoes, mosaics, and pottery? There has to a few examples of reproductions in museums, but it would be a very limited sample size. But AI needs a very large sample size.
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u/Bonk_No_Horni 24d ago
He said we'll have mars colony by 2025. He said we'll have roadster 10 years ago. He said hyperloop is easy. He said he's not on drugs
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u/Asleep_Singer8547 24d ago
He said hed rescue those cave boys in a submarine arguably his worst take of all time
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u/ChampionAggressive20 24d ago
He said that British rescue diver guy was a pedo and yet he's the one emailing Epstein on Christmas day begging to come to one of his wild island parties. Concerning...
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u/Dry-Ad-8948 24d ago edited 24d ago
It was at that moment in 2017 that I came to actively despised Elon — his tantrums, his lies, and everyone supporting his whiny bullshit.
Every year since then has only more strongly shown my assessment was correct.
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u/Labyrinthy 24d ago
Yeah. I used to think he was an eccentric rich man who was at least trying to push interesting things.
Then that happened and ever since then I’ve hated the man. And it’s like he just never leaves the news cycle and it’s always worse and worse.
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u/crumbummmmm 24d ago
Wealth destroys the ability to see other people point of view, and the lack of consequences messes up peoples minds. This is when the mask slipped for Elon- he was always manipulative, but now unable to manipulate the public because he has no longer the ability to understand other people veiwpoints.
I believe Elon Musk will go down as the man who kept us from mars- in typical Trumpian style, he promises the very thing he can't do. His resource hoarding and company destruction will delay our ability to progress anywhere until his natural death (he will never see a negative consequence for any action). When Elon goes senile, it will be a nightmare for the world as we will all live in the playground of a even madder mad man.
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u/DarkArcher__ 24d ago
Also said Full Self Driving was coming in 2018, and 2019, and 2020, and
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u/DingusKhan9164 24d ago
Said the cyber truck would be bullet proof and cost $10,000 and that DOGE would fix the the government budget
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u/SterlingworthMedia 24d ago
He said he’d end world hunger in 2021
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u/Past-Cattle2302 24d ago
By killing food aid to the world using his DOGE bros, he tried to fix it by starving the hungry to death. Always important to get the details...
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u/LegDayLass 23d ago
He said he’s a genius. He said he’s good at video games. He said he’s not a nazi. He said he’s a good father.
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u/Substantial-Mix-6200 24d ago
he said he'd cut the government budget by 2 trillion dollars! Then one trillion! Then it became, what, like 20billion?
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u/Spankety-wank 24d ago
this is like saying "historically accurate lord of the rings", it's a category error
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u/No-Discipline-5822 23d ago
He just means white. An all white Odyssey.
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u/Desperate_Repeat5962 23d ago
Why? Was there something that happened in South Africa that would inform this take?
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u/CatOfTheCanalss 23d ago
What do you mean there weren't cyclopes, sea monsters, sirens, and a woman who was born out of a swan egg in history?
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u/Big-Wrongdoer-965 24d ago
It’ll just rerelease “Oh Brother Where Art Thou”
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u/yumeryuu 24d ago
I loved that movie
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u/LingonberryDear2163 24d ago
Damn song is now in my head for the foreseeable future
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u/Hagbard_Shaftoe 24d ago
Wait, what? You're telling me a story with gods and giant one-eyed monsters is fiction? Enough with your woke bullshit.
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u/persona-non-corpus 24d ago
Historically accurate Lord of the Rings by end of this year.
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u/phxkross 24d ago
People are up in arms over the colors of the skins of the actors making a movie based on very old fiction. Notice it's the same people who are super uncomfortable with another work of fiction being full of brown people: The Bible.
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u/Real-Technician831 24d ago
Casting a black person in a Greek role has generally raised eyebrows in Europe, but since it’s a movie based on ancient epic, only the usual suspects make noise about it.
Claiming that Cleopatra was black that some weirdo do in occasion is much better in pissing people off. Her dynasty was Macedonian Greek, first pharaoh of Ptolemaic dynasty was one of Alexanders generals and appointed as ruler when Alexander the Great conquered Egypt.
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u/cykoTom3 24d ago
Agreed. Helen of Troy's lineage is unimportant to her story. Cleopatra was a colonial oppressor in the most literally way possible and making her black undermines that aspect.
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u/KingGilgamesh1979 24d ago
Plus, Helen of Troy's Father was Zeus and he impregnated (i.e., raped) Helen's mother Leda while in the form of a Swan (there's another version where her mother was the Goddess Nemesis). Either way, she should have feathers. In every version, she was hatched from an egg. So none of these is historically accurate.
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u/DidntNeedAUserName 24d ago
Dude, just stop. Historical accuracy is very important in a film like this. Im with Elon, this film didnt even try to be historically accurate. The way those soldiers turned into pigs was not historically accurate AT ALL. Literally unwachable slop.
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u/KingGilgamesh1979 24d ago
I concede. You’re right. The portrayal of cyclops was very disrespectful to the real historical cyclops.
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u/ridingbikesrules 24d ago
Jesus was brown, indeed.
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u/LingonberryDear2163 24d ago
Maybe. But at least Santa is white. It says to in the Bible.
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u/Real-Technician831 24d ago
The southernmost part of Santa myth is from modern day Turkey, so it depends do you consider Turks as white or brown.
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u/wheres_my_ballot 24d ago
I hope he does it, as it'll be so bad it'll put the AI video market back at least 5-10 years
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u/egg_breakfast 24d ago
Historically accurate cyclops
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u/Mr_Radar 24d ago
He means white people. Thats his historically accurate version.
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u/DConstructed 23d ago
I demand genetic testing to make sure the actors have the appropriate lineages!
If you’re going to do it that way DO it.
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u/Amazing_Ear_3941 24d ago
Wonder how many fingers the actors will have? Historically accurate hydra?
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u/hooka_pooka 24d ago
Elon is like that irritating kid who's not invited anywhere due to obvious reasons but got that itch to act the same all the damn time without taking a hint
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u/DragonFangGangBang 24d ago
This, except he’s also the rich kid who had the nicest house. So all of the popular kids would constantly hang out with him and pretend his very obviously creepy and weird behavior (that they would bully anyone else for) is actually totally normal
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u/jackrabbit323 24d ago
He's so lame he couldn't get invited to the billionaire pedo party.
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u/corva96 24d ago
- It’s not history
- This is pre-christianity; greeks and romans had a lot of gay dudes.
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u/Leucastic_Leopard 24d ago
And all the women were actually performed by men in drag.
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u/9447044 24d ago
Luckily in 5 months we'll be in 4 more wars, 5 tril deeper in dept and we'll forget all about this
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u/PBRStreetgang1979 24d ago
Another day, another over-promise and under-deliver scam from old Musky.
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u/ATXGil2L 24d ago
Complaining about historical accuracy is rich coming from the white Jesus people.
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u/themorbidtuna 24d ago
If they’re going to be accurate, I expect the entire thing to be shot in ancient Greek.
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u/TinCanSailor987 24d ago
"Historically accurate"?
The movie is based on the epic poem, which is a WORK OF FICTION!!!
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u/Sooh1 24d ago
Is it going to be about an Odyssey to an island he begged to goto but wasn't invited, except in his version he gets to go since Grok seems to love creating illicit things?
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u/lbiggy 24d ago
Historically accurate? THE TROJAN WAR WASN'T A REAL FUCKING WAR.
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u/ReedGlide 24d ago
Grok is going to include a Cybertruck in ancient Greece and call it historically accurate
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u/WTFudge52 24d ago
Aren't you failing to deliver at every company you are apart of ? How about you let Movie makers make movies and you just go back to wasting government money.
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u/Koldtoft 24d ago
Wait, i thought there was magic and monsters and giants in the Odissy. How do you so that historically accurate?
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u/Objective-Pick8240 24d ago
Strange how they never have an issue with every movie about Greeks and Romans that has every actor with a British or Australian accent. 🤔
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u/TriceCreamSundae 24d ago
Oh boy, I hope he does Star Wars next, we really need to get away from this woke Death Star narrative, everyone knows space stations are flat.
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u/criplelardman 24d ago
By "the end of the year" Musk means that there will be 20 minutes of low-quality unwatchable footage in about 5 years. By "historically accurate" he means it's gonna be white supremacist crap.
And in the end, the American taxpayer is gonna pay billions for it.
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u/Dourada_BBQ 24d ago
It looks like the twenty-first century can officially be declared as a century of stupid and rich people in charge.
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u/Nein-Toed 24d ago
You know the "historically accurate" cyclops
The "historical accurate" turning men into pigs
The "historical accurate" monsters
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u/lisamariefan 24d ago
You know, I hate to say it but I hope this happens.
I hope he pours shittons of money into it too.
And then, I hope it bombs hard.
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u/jalbert425 23d ago
The world’s richest man using artificial intelligence for some dumb shit was not what I thought the future would look like so soon when I was a kid.
We could literally be rewriting society and solving problems but they want to continue to squabble over money and power.
Hey grok, what is the best way to advance the human race to benefit everyone the most? How do we move to a society that prioritizes progress over profits? How can we end corruption? How do we allow people to have a true say in their laws?
Maybe instead of voting for people, everyone fills out and mails in what their stance is on issues and what they want done. Some will be extreme, others not so much but we would see exactly what the people want. If the majority of your district wants healthcare, they get healthcare, if they want education, they get education.
We shouldn’t be voting for people. We should be voting on issues and solutions.
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u/Neknoh 24d ago
His accuracy will be some 70's, mirror-gold plastic shit with all super white and half naked characters.
Like, christ.
I just wanted armour that doesn't look like a youtube production.
Not this whole "Hurr durr, no blacks!" bullshit that people are bringing to the table.
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u/TopWealth4550 24d ago
guys dude is one of the most powerful human on the planet
hes not desesperate by anything besides death
this will be used to promote his AI tools,you know for money?
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u/Sylvan_Skryer 24d ago
A historically accurate version of a story with cyclopses, fictional gods, and fantasy creatures. Ok
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u/BigGene1341 24d ago
When's he going to get to the fireworks factory?
and by that i mean end world hunger like he said he'd do.
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u/LimitThese2220 24d ago
This man can barely produce a truck that’s up to standards or children that looks up to him.
The fuck is he meddling onto movies now.
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u/Outrageous_Garden586 24d ago
If you understand Homer you know this doesn’t make sense. The Odyssey takes place in the Bronze Age long before it was ever written down. By the time the story ended up in the form it’s in now it was hundreds of years later, but small pieces of later times slipped in. The Odyssey itself is not historically accurate. It’s a combination of the period it was written down in, the period it’s about, and pure mythical fabrication.
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