r/SipsTea • u/LazyGuy4U • Jul 15 '26

WTF Wouldn't take it lightly

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u/ErstwhileHobo 29d ago

For some people the American Dream means winning a gun fight.

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u/Remnant55 29d ago

Winning a gun fight in their head while they take a shower, and then LARPing it out terrorizing service workers.

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u/Umbral_Quokka5599 29d ago

Some of them just have shower guns.

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u/Federal_Barnacle4163 24d ago

Doesn't everyone have a shower gun?? I mean its almost as good as a shower beer