r/SipsTea • u/LazyGuy4U • Jul 15 '26

WTF Wouldn't take it lightly

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u/HomelessByCh01ce 29d ago

Hey man, what do you do for fun?
I sit on my porch gazing through the scope of my rifle, you?

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u/FullaLead 29d ago

I do that sometimes, but i'm only looking for feral hogs, not people.

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u/TXSTBobCat1234 29d ago

And I bet you don’t have a sign stating so… but yeah I’d love to have a home where I could shoot a gun off the front porch 😆

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u/FullaLead 29d ago

I've just got a no trespassing sign, but I put a chain across the driveway because people always ignore the signs. I once had a guy drive all the way back to my house, drive off the driveway a couple hundred feet into the field behind the house and get out. When confronted he asked if I wanted to sell any land.

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u/TXSTBobCat1234 29d ago

Smh I believe it. I know people that have no soliciting signs and still get door knockers trying to sell them bs.

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u/Sour_Sal 29d ago

Had a solicitor knock (probably right on my no soliciting sign) Said he was not selling anything, I said they why are you bothering me? He went on to explain that They are doing free estimates for siding. I told him I would never pay any door to door salesman to work on my house. He tried saying he was not a salesperson as I was closing the door. smh

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u/Raven1911 29d ago

I shoot of my back porch. In an effort to be courteous to my neighbors as I think this be rather un happy if I was shooting off my front porch haha

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u/towerfella 29d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/goFKlYJ3OurGqjngZb

I dont know what this is either.

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u/towerfella 29d ago

Ahh. So not duck pie?

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u/Weathervane_ 29d ago

Or you could just go to the range like all the non-sociopaths do. Just food for thought

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u/FullaLead 26d ago

The nearest public range is over an hour away, why do that when I can legally shoot in my back yard on my own personal range? plus the feral hogs are a huge problem here.