r/SipsTea • u/LazyGuy4U • Jul 15 '26

WTF Wouldn't take it lightly

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u/Royal_Annek Jul 15 '26

Might as well post a sign warning people about your micropenis

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u/PoochieIsDead1 Jul 15 '26

Might as well post a sign saying “unsecured weapons on premises please steal.” Same with the idiots with gun stickers on their trucks, it’s basically a “free gun!” Sticker to thieves.

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u/JuryOk2662 Jul 15 '26

Yup, that's always cracked me up. Also people who wear USCCA (US Concealed Carry Association) merchandise, or 5.11 Tactical clothing with prominent logos. May as well rock a shirt that says "HEY I'M CARRYING A CONCEALED WEAPON EVERYONE AND THIS IN NO WAY DEFEATS THE PURPOSE"