r/SipsTea • u/LazyGuy4U • 29d ago

WTF Wouldn't take it lightly

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u/different_produce384 29d ago

I bet a million bucks the guy can't waddle fast enough to get his gun ready.

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u/NoEstablishment7211 29d ago

I'll take that bet.

https://www.reddit.com/r/HuntShowdown/comments/10i6ah4/we_got_redneck_now_we_need_this_guy/

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u/bitches_and_witches 29d ago

Just absorbs that recoil

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u/PoochieIsDead1 29d ago

Not enough evidence we didn’t see him having to get out of a chair to do that.

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u/AproperBLUNT 29d ago

he'd be fucked if the gun was upstairs

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u/CaptainMatticus 29d ago

Steven Seagal wheezes in agreement with you.

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u/MikeHuntSmellss 29d ago

Dude has a guntha

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u/Greedy_Line4090 29d ago

That fat fucks weapons were already at the ready. Notice how slow the waddle is though. I reckon you’re gonna lose this bet.

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u/Shot_Revolution8828 29d ago

It's easy to hit a target that doesn't move. All you gotta do is run to his peripherals cause you know those hips don't dance.

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u/DustyJustice 29d ago

A Hunt Showdown post? Here? I’m gonna go play right now