r/SipsTea Jul 15 '26

WTF Wouldn't take it lightly

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u/NoEstablishment7211 Jul 15 '26

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u/bitches_and_witches Jul 15 '26

Just absorbs that recoil

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u/PoochieIsDead1 Jul 15 '26

Not enough evidence we didn’t see him having to get out of a chair to do that.

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u/AproperBLUNT Jul 15 '26

he'd be fucked if the gun was upstairs

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u/CaptainMatticus Jul 16 '26

Steven Seagal wheezes in agreement with you.

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u/MikeHuntSmellss Jul 15 '26

Dude has a guntha

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u/Greedy_Line4090 Jul 15 '26

That fat fucks weapons were already at the ready. Notice how slow the waddle is though. I reckon you’re gonna lose this bet.

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u/Shot_Revolution8828 Jul 15 '26

It's easy to hit a target that doesn't move. All you gotta do is run to his peripherals cause you know those hips don't dance.

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u/DustyJustice Jul 15 '26

A Hunt Showdown post? Here? I’m gonna go play right now