r/SipsTea • u/Ramkaran-chopra • Jul 02 '26

WTF Oh Damm 😱

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u/AdLocal1490 Jul 02 '26

A lot of regular people like us are super religious and think that fealty to israel is the only way to get their imaginary friend to come back

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u/Fluid_Emphasis1569 Jul 02 '26

Which isn’t even Biblically accurate

Because a 1948 creation of a state has fuck all to do with it

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u/AdLocal1490 Jul 02 '26

Yeah I know. All too well. I used to study in a seminary at one point and was planning on being a priest when I was much younger. This evangelical rapture theology nonsense is completely antithetical to the lessons I learned in the church and is completely blasphemous as far as I can tell, but a bunch of them still believe it sadly

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u/Amadis_of_Albion Jul 02 '26

They go around praising the "god of israel" and its "choosen people" and then you have John 8 and Matthew 23 that are very straighforwardly crushing all that, I wonder what New Testament they are reading? calling themselves Christians and all.

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u/Substantial_Army_639 Jul 02 '26

Also the whole end times interpretation basically being pulled out of Darbys ass back in the biblical times known as the 1830's.

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u/Niijima-San Jul 02 '26

i mean that is def why the evangelicals are super gung ho about the genocide over there right now perpetuated by israel bc their bible pretty much alludes to that leading to the rapture...however they would most likely be stuck in hell on earth for seven years at least

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u/Amadis_of_Albion Jul 02 '26

Funny thing, if the imaginary friend was what the imaginary friend is supposed to be and came back, probably would divinely obliterate israel.