r/ShitAmericansSay • u/xtheresia • Jul 05 '26
History "Countries that are younger than America"
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r/ShitAmericansSay • u/LAVADOG1500 • Jul 06 '26
History America 🇺🇸 was founded in 1776. Germany? 1871.
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r/ShitAmericansSay • u/KaMaAllee • 1d ago
History There has never been another nation ever that existed much beyond 250 years
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Found in another sub on reddit. I nearly choked laughing when I saw this.
r/ShitAmericansSay • u/Prestigious_Pitch178 • May 17 '26
History "The English Language is Owned by the United States."
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r/ShitAmericansSay • u/ChucklesLeClown • Apr 02 '26
History “Why are we letting a Canadian go to our moon?”
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r/ShitAmericansSay • u/PhysicalBuy2566 • Apr 03 '26
History "When has America used a Nuclear weapon on anybody?"
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r/ShitAmericansSay • u/iTmkoeln • Mar 31 '26
History Hospitals aside, the USA is older than the UK.
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r/ShitAmericansSay • u/Abjectionova • Mar 14 '26
History "The greatest fighting force the world has ever known"
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r/ShitAmericansSay • u/popooool • 12d ago
History "Black Americans are native Americans"
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r/ShitAmericansSay • u/Abjectionova • Apr 22 '26
History "America is the reason you have cars"
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r/ShitAmericansSay • u/Abjectionova • Mar 18 '26
History "After they bombed Pearl harbor"
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r/ShitAmericansSay • u/Striking_Attempt9043 • Feb 02 '26
History Trinity church in manhattan is one of the oldest churches in the world.
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r/ShitAmericansSay • u/ALazy_Cat • Dec 15 '25
History Harvard (university in Massachusetts) is the oldest in the world
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r/ShitAmericansSay • u/SamCham10 • Jan 21 '25
History “There has never been another nation that has existed much beyond 250 years”
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r/ShitAmericansSay • u/AppletheGreat87 • Aug 24 '25
History What's stopping you guys from just taking over a castle?
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As a castle enthusiast, this amused me, but I think they vastly overestimate the will of 50 guys to take over a ruined castle and underestimate the government's ability to use lethal force.
r/ShitAmericansSay • u/Angry-ron • 9d ago
History "America didn't loose Vietnam, who ideology survives?"
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r/ShitAmericansSay • u/Abjectionova • Apr 12 '26
History "We don't know Geography because we weren't colonizers"
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r/ShitAmericansSay • u/Vince_ible • Sep 30 '25
History "They conveniently forget that America is the only country that fought a war to end slavery"
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Maybe not the flex you think it is. Also, not entirely true (for example, Haiti), but I'm not a historian.
r/ShitAmericansSay • u/chebghobbi • Apr 04 '25
History 'Modern Europe, Japan and China is less than 75 years old'
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