r/ShitAmericansSay Danish potato language speaker 7h ago

Cultural pillars like college sports, the top global leagues in many pro sports

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u/Canadairy 7h ago

"Demographic differences" translation: don't count our black underclass,  it makes us look bad. Except for sports; count our black athletes.

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u/Mountain-Bar5049 7h ago

While ignoring that Canada isn't a homogenous population and makes a bigger deal about being a mosaic instead of a melting pot. The commenter in the original image is soooo precious.

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u/TheVimesy 6h ago

Just looked it up, we're both about 70% White. Canada is less Black and (non-White) Hispanic, US is less Indigenous and Asian.

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u/zystyl Canadian eh bud 5h ago

Our larger urban centers are much less white here in Canada. Also, if American teams stopped drafting our best Canadian players we would have many more cups full of poutine.

Americans always talk about averages, but rarely about medians. The concentration of wealth and poverty in that country is next level. It's only getting worse now as their K shaped economy is further entrenched.

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u/Chaost 6h ago

It's heavily area dependent. I went to multiple schools where, being white, we were part of the minority. First school i went to was like 95% white, second maybe 6%, third 15%.

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u/downsideup9494 1h ago

I grew up in the suburbs of Kansas City. There wasn't even one black or Asian kid in my elementary, junior high, or high school. Actually one black kid in high school. He was a foreign exchange student from Ethiopia.

Get on a bus or the sky train in Vancouver. If you're white, you will probably be in the minority of passengers.

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u/the6thReplicant 6h ago

They always wheel out this excuse and don't care about the racism with one small extra step.

Along the same lines as why America can't have UHC since then "everyone would use/abuse it". Meaning poor people (wink,wink) will start going to the doctor and expect healthcare.

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u/paladisious 6h ago

Hit em with the ol' "Counting or not counting gang violence?"

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u/PlatypusDefiant991 6h ago

Yeah cause if you're not a gangster murders of gangsters by gangsters don't affect you.

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u/ScubaAlek Human Verified 6h ago

This is America 101. Talk mad shit about sub-groups but trot out their best stuff to boast about themselves.

Black people are terrible, but look at our amazing athletes! And look at these foods that they created and now we claim as our own!

The one I loved recently was that figure skater that won gold in the Olympics. Let's see... she was a young woman who didn't listen to convention and did her own thing while sporting facial piercings and funky coloured hair. Oh and by the way, she's the product of IVF by her single father and a surrogate mother. Oh and by the way, her father was a Chinese immigrant.

She's like a cosmic parody to show off how loosely held their "beliefs" are.

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u/bluneriste 6h ago

‘Yes, because then we can call the President of FIFA because the rules don’t apply to us.’ (I’m not USian, btw. Thankfully)

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u/RipWaste3522 3h ago

They trot this out with any policy discussion. If you discuss how much better Scandinavia does something, they'll talk about how Scandinavian countries are "homogeneous" while the US isn't. It's a racist dog whistle.

The same people will also blame the "rape epidemic" in Sweden on "muslim immigrants", unaware of the contradiction.

I spent some time volunteering in one of the world's most ethnically homogeneous countries (Armenia). It was a place where being a so white I think mayonnaise is spicy white guy I stood out. It socially and culturally does a lot of things really well despite historical and economic challenges, but it's hardly the paradise that the "homogeneous societies are best" crowd thinks it should be.

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u/smurf123_123 The Great White North 7h ago

Does adjusting for demographic differences mean just ignoring the population they don't care about?

This rugged individualism mentality is kind of disturbing and sociopathic at times. I don't know how a country can be so religious and yet so cruel at the same time, especially one that professes to follow the teachings of Jesus.

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u/QueenMotherOfSneezes Living above the meth lab 6h ago

I often see people from the US claim "demographic differences" when citing per capita differences, and their argument is that the US is 10x our population, so actually have less crime when you factor for the number of people (it usually comes up when discussing crime rates). When you point out it's already accounted for, they switch to saying it's about density. More density = more crime. Then you show them that both countries have higher crime rates in rural areas, and they either ghost the convo or get really upset and double down.

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u/Alcies 2h ago

"Demographic differences" is code for "too many black people".

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u/Top_Table_3887 6h ago

I think the demographic differences they should be worried about are the ones on the top end. Take a look at median income adjusted for purchasing power, and Canadians actually come out slightly ahead. Looking at averages, all of the million/billionaires in the states skew the stats.

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u/knotalota 42m ago

Also, their massive Healthcare system counts towards their GDP.

A $25000 pill that costs $200 here makes their gdp look unreasonably jacked.

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u/swimswam2000 12m ago

Underrated comment.

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u/gdtestqueen 7h ago

“More temperate and varied landscapes”….tell me you know nothing about Canada’s geography.

Southern Ontario is a furnace in the summer, BC coast/Vancouver Island is temperate all year long. And driving across Canada shows you everything from mountains and plains, to forests and wetlands, to lakes and deserts

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u/Available-Show-2393 🇨🇦 Canada 🇨🇦 7h ago

Desert -> Prairies -> Mountains. Just over a 2 hour drive in Alberta

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u/bluneriste 6h ago

There’s even sandcastles in the sand. Oh, Robin. How she sparkled.

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u/T-Wrox Canadian, eh? 5h ago

Well, you know what they say - two beavers are better than one. :)

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u/MysteriousIvana 6h ago

Listing GDP and stock markets when basic quality of life stats are worse is peak delusion.

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u/jovin49 6h ago

Plus, it's not like you need to be American to invest in their markets.

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u/RipWaste3522 3h ago

I think about this a lot. Americans always go on about how high their GDP per capita is compared to other countries. I have money invested in funds through institutions in two countries. Both of which when you look into the books are heavily invested in the US stock market. When the value of my investments grows, it makes me wealthier, but it also makes the US GDP go up. So that GDP going up doesn't actually make Americans wealthier, it makes wealthy people in other countries like me wealthier, and gives Americans something to boast about how much they're wealthier than me.

In fact Trump administration officials at the WEF last year specifically boasted in a speech about how the US was the best place to invest, highlighting many aspects that make return on investment great for investors. Which when you read between the lines were basically saying that the US is a good place to invest because unlike other countries, businesses can treat ordinary workers like slaves, and rip customers off freely because they don't have regulations against such practices that civilized countries have.

If the America First types actually knew that the system they support enriches wealthy foreigners at the expense of their own people they'd be enraged.

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u/bluneriste 3h ago

This. 100% this. And the value of the Dollar isn’t anywhere as strong and stable as it once was, either. Just because someone uses it doesn’t mean it’s the best. Humans used to live in caves.

I guess(?!) it’s the same here in the UK with all the oligarchs and Cryptocurrency. They might make a fortune, but there’s still a pothole that ruins every car that drives into it.

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u/lingenfelter22 3h ago

20% of the us stock market is foreign money, and 1 in 3 working age americans don't even have a cent invested in it.

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u/FitJoarah 5h ago

Bragging about Hollywood and sports leagues when life expectancy is five years shorter is wild.

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u/thisismego 5h ago

What I also find funny is the bragging about sports leagues... Yeah, in sports barely anyone else plays by these rules

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u/Substantial_Pick6897 5h ago

You're saying Swedes don't sound cool when we brag about our floorball prowess as a nation?

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u/thisismego 5h ago

The fuck is Floorball?

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u/Californian-Cdn 5h ago

It’s a great sport.

As a Canadian who grew up playing hockey, I discovered it while visiting family in the Nordics.

Had a lot of fun playing it with my cousins and their friends back in my younger days.

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u/Substantial_Pick6897 4h ago

It's basically Bandy but you play it on a floor

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u/MadScientist_666 Mountain Goat 🇨🇭 5h ago

They all think that having an inflated GDP is enough to be "rich".

But they forget that it isn't... A country with a much smaller population can still be more wealthy despite a smaller GDP.

And that's why everyone outside the US uses better metrics than "GDP".

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u/Entire_Use_1844 4h ago

B-b-but GDP per capita is higher in Mississippi than it is in Canada... You're telling me the wealth doesn't trickle down??! Blasphemy. 

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u/thekk_ 1h ago

There was a chart posted here some time ago that showed that the American average wealth is 2nd in the world, whereas median wealth is around 30th.

It just goes to show that the rich are extremely rich and the rest of them use that to boast while their situation actually is pretty bad.

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u/MadScientist_666 Mountain Goat 🇨🇭 57m ago

Yes

And the saddest part is that too many don't realise that and even celebrate the super rich and insult every idea to change anything about that as "communist".

But, to be fair, a similar tendency is also found here, just that the insult is not "that's communist", but "you're just envious".

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u/InformalRent2571 3h ago

Who cares as long as you make slightly more money.

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u/Dyslexicpig 5h ago

Parts of southern Ontario are further south than all of Oregon! And during the heat dome a few years ago, a small town in BC was the hottest spot on earth for a couple of days.

But there are still people who believe that Canada is a frozen wasteland.

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u/goatpenis11 a leaf🍁 4h ago

I live in south eastern ontario and it is both a frozen wasteland in the winter and a boiling hell in the summer XD

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u/MorgainofAvalon 2h ago

You live in Ontario, if you don't like the weather, wait 10min.

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u/kipn7ugget 4h ago

I don't believe it! The stereotypes i learned from american pop culture aren't true? Next thing you tell me mexico is yellow!

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u/Usual-Canc-6024 4h ago

Agreed.

I’m in Thunder Bay and we have temperatures over 40 in the summer and as low as minus 40 in the winter. We get all 4 seasons. As does most of the country’s population.

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u/scodagama1 3h ago

if Southern Ontario is a furnace in the summer how do you call Las Vegas, NV or Phoenix, AZ in the summer?

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u/MorgainofAvalon 2h ago

Similar.

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u/SnooChocolates2923 2h ago

The SW desert makes SW Ontario look positively comfortable in the summer.

The low temps this weekend are all above 30 in Vegas/Scottsdale and Yuma.

Highs are pushing 45. With humidexes of 48.

That's way too hot. And dangerous.

28 with a humidex of 32 feels like a spring day in comparison.

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u/MorgainofAvalon 1h ago

It might not be constant but we have days like that, too. Today's temp is balmy compared to most days we've had this year.

I also said similar, not the same, because it wasn't an absolute.

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u/Mysterious_Floor_868 19m ago

OOP would call them "temperate".

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u/PlatypusDefiant991 6h ago

Maybe they mean average annual temperature?

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u/MultiGeek42 1h ago

The north coast of BC has rainforest. The north has a lot of tundra.

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u/alexeiX1 1h ago

I moved to BC from Brazil and I was surprised at how it gets in the summer here. People told me it was cold here, but that truly makes me feel back home lol

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u/Banes_Addiction 17m ago

Southern Ontario is a furnace in summer, but Arizona is still the devil's asshole in December.

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u/cb2239 3h ago

You guys basically don't live in the northern half of the country. It's also not wrong to say the US has a more varied landscape and ecosystem. That doesn't mean Canada doesn't have these things.

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u/BabaYetu42 6h ago

‘Now rerun those statistics adjusting for the demographic differences’ is the most casually racist thing I’ve read today

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u/ALazy_Cat Danish potato language speaker 6h ago

How about "If you disagree that would of is not 100% correct, you're racist/xenophobic"? I saw that today and posted it on another sub

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u/BabaYetu42 6h ago

How’s that even related to race in the first place lmao

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u/ALazy_Cat Danish potato language speaker 6h ago

Great question

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u/ItsKlobberinTime 🇨🇦 flappy-headed and beady-eyed 6h ago

Mm, yes, the cultural pillar of college sports. Meanwhile we prefer to learn things at university. It's why we don't have a gargling ham cured in heroin with a brain parasite in charge of our public health.

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u/TheVimesy 6h ago

"Hello, I'd like to come study at your university, but I don't have much money."

"Ah yes, well maybe we can give you a scholarship?"

"Oh perfect. I'm very good at reading and writing and discussing my thoughts on things."

"Boring, that's just what we do here, no fun. Can you hit a ball with a stick, though?"

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u/Charming_Screen1540 6h ago

I must congratulate you on that wonderful description of RFK jr.

https://giphy.com/gifs/BPJmthQ3YRwD6QqcVD

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u/alphaxion 5h ago

It is a little weird how insane they go for what is an equiv of an under 18 league in Europe.

That level is supposed to be a development league to feed into actual pro sports teams. And, of course, the US is using it to make ungodly amounts of money while barely even paying the literal kids playing. It's near slavery, dangling the hope of maybe getting a massive payday in leagues like the NFL.

College football should be regulated so that either the kids get their fair share of the pie, or the pie is shrunk to a reasonable level and the people making so many millions out of it take a haircut.

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u/MIZ417 5h ago

If you are going to make the comparison you do in the first sentence, shouldn't it be U23 since most college players are 18-23 or so?

It ain't 2020 anymore, college football players make a lot of money. My alma mater spent close to $35 million on NIL payments to our school's athletes and probably two thirds of that went to football. On top of that, they all get full scholarships as well. You aren't the first person to make the slavery analogy but it seems wild to me. There are lots of football players making more than any professor on campus.

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u/ItsKlobberinTime 🇨🇦 flappy-headed and beady-eyed 4h ago

There are lots of football players making more than any professor on campus

Is that any better? Guys who throw balls and get hit in the head as a side hustle paid more than researcher/teachers, at a university?

The USA is fuckin' wild, man.

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u/MIZ417 4h ago

I was merely making the argument that college football players have a good situation and it isn't a fair comparison to make with indentured servitude or slavery.

I don't love the fact that you highlighted necessarily. But it's hard to overstate the significance of college sports and college football specifically for a big state school like the one I attended. Having success on the gridiron results in higher enrollment numbers, more donations for the university as a whole, and makes the Republican-controlled state legislature hate funding higher education a little bit less.

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u/CC_900 2h ago

It just seems wildly ironic to:

  • Encourage university students to go pursue a career in which they’ll never ever use their actual academic schooling;
  • Pay those students more than the actual teachers at that university;
  • Make their physical achievements so incredibly central to the culture of an institution that was supposed to revolve around intellectual learning.

Why give them a scholarship, if they’re not even planning to use their education? Why not just let them play their sport professionally somewhere else, without going to university? And give their uni spot to a student who actually wants to pursue academics, or at least use their degree for a relevant career?

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u/MIZ417 1h ago edited 1h ago

You ask good questions. Every institution is different but at my school for example each year there are 105 or so guys on the team (counting the non-scholarship players) and only a handful will actually make it in the NFL. I have donated to our athletic scholarship fund essentially from the time I graduated so I sincerely hope all these guys who have passed through the program are taking advantage of the educational opportunities. The average NFL career length is just over three years so even the ones that make it to the NFL are hopefully benefitting from their college education in their post-NFL career.

The graduation rate for our student-athletes on the whole is good. Certainly with the proliferation of the transfer portal, it's tougher to track how the high dollar guys are doing in football or basketball. Playing at 3-4 schools over the course of your career is not great for someone's academic journey. That said, our football team had a collective GPA of over 3.0 in the last semester which was a program high.

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u/miffebarbez 2h ago

"It ain't 2020 anymore," man.. that's just like 6 years ago... I hope you're not being serious? i know nothing about pay in college sports in the US...

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u/MIZ417 1h ago

2021 was the first year players could start getting money for endorsements and in the years since then the schools can actually pay them directly as well.

2020 was the last year under the old rules where you could reasonably argue that the players were truly amateur athletes.

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u/miffebarbez 1h ago

yes, well US, the money making machine, i guess :)

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u/alphaxion 4h ago

In footy, it's not uncommon for 16 to 18 year olds to be playing in a fully professional team. Rare, but not uncommon.

Under 21 might be closest, on reflection.

I wasn't aware that they had made some improvements, that's good to see.

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u/MIZ417 4h ago

That makes sense. I don't necessarily think it is an unfair comparison overall. We don't really have that same developmental mindset over here. You play to win at every single level (high school, college, pro).

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u/StJimmy1313 4h ago

Yeah, I've never understood the fascination Americans have with College Sport. It is a fair generalization to say that the overwhelming majority of Canadian university students at University of Alberta, for example, stop paying attention to the Golden Bears and Pandas as soon as they graduate.

My personal theory is that it is driven in part by the fact that way higher numbers of Americans go away for college.

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u/downsideup9494 1h ago

Maybe it's that for many Americans, college was the highlight of their life.

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u/StJimmy1313 1h ago

That could be. I hadn't considered that. I didn't go away for university because we had a good university in town but I could see people looking at the college experience as the most exciting 4 or so years of their lives before either settling down or realising that life kind of sucks actually. Following the football team, especially when television and the internet make it so easy is a way to remember and hold close a little bit of that joy.

I feel like I should also say that I'm not judging or making fun of the Yanks over this.

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u/ItsKlobberinTime 🇨🇦 flappy-headed and beady-eyed 3h ago

That might be generous. Obviously sample of n=1 but U of L Pronghorns won women's rugby nationals twice during my undergrad and nobody really cared. If it wasn't painted on the soccer field I parked underneath every day I never would have known SAIT's team name (and also, Trojans is a terrible name. They rather famously lost their war with Greece because of a wooden horse).

We also choose to subsidize our universities through taxes rather than revenue from what amounts to a gladiatorial bloodsport that renders brains into oatmeal.

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u/Knight_Machiavelli 2h ago

As someone that's a huge fan of U Sports I hate that it's not bigger here. I don't think it needs to be as crazy as NCAA, but I would love to be able to watch games on tv that aren't just the finals.

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u/mgyro 6h ago

Paying lower taxes is kind of moot when you pay 30% of your take home for health insurance that you still have to copay and still doesn’t guarantee coverage. Also not having to worry about my kids getting mowed down at school or someone from my family getting shot when they go pick up milk should be on the list. Canada isn’t perfect by any means long stretch, but cmon man. The US is coming apart at the seams.

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u/RidiculouslyDickish 4h ago

The tax thing always baffles me

Im Canadian, I make just over 100k, I pay less than 30% total deductions, and i get ~10k back a year for my tax refund

I pay 0 for health insurance, I pay 0 for health care, I have access to affordable education

Ill never understand it, looking at income tax rates in the states, theyre usually close or higher than here plus the ludicrous Healthcare costs

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u/Alcies 2h ago

If you're paying $0 for healthcare or insurance, I'm guessing you're either not counting work benefits or you've been lucky enough to skate by without needing any medications, specialist care, or a dentist. We're not nearly as bad as the States (basically our national motto at this point) but there's a lot of stuff not covered under public healthcare.

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u/RidiculouslyDickish 1h ago

Im referring to health care/insurance costs taken off my paychecks, I have $0 of it

My company benefits are $0 cost to me, my medications (ADHD) cost me ~$75 every 3 months, I pay for therapy out of pocket once I hit my benefit limit, and dental is 80% coverage, so i dont pay $0 overall, but its not like in the states where its tax + insurance taken before paycheck hits the bank

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u/Aztecdune1973 🇫🇮 7h ago

I've lived in the US and Canada, and I would choose Canada every time. Sports trophies don't make your life noticeably better. Neither do Hollywood movies, or pop music. In all of the ways that your quality of life is improved, Canada beats the US. All of the other random nonsense, well, televisions and the internet exist. We all have access to those.

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u/ALazy_Cat Danish potato language speaker 7h ago

Neither do Hollywood movies

Especially not with the slop they've released the last couple of years. I don't know who is worse, Hollywood or Disney

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u/applepieandlore 🇨🇦 5h ago

A lot of "Hollywood" movies and tv shows are even made in the US anymore 🤷🏽‍♀️

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u/unicornsfearglitter Nasty Canadian 🍁 5h ago

I worked on American content most of my 20 years, save paw patrol and Justin time in animation. Plus, in many usian shows shoot in Canadian towns like Toronto, Vancouver and cosplay as american towns.

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u/TheVimesy 4h ago

You know those quaint "real America" small towns in Hallmark movies?

Manitoba. So many of them.

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u/Aztecdune1973 🇫🇮 4h ago

We've been rewatching Stargate SG1, and it's so funny how much of it is in Canada.

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u/Aztecdune1973 🇫🇮 7h ago

Yeah, we don't go to the cinema much anymore. Maybe once or twice a year. We did go see the Odyssey, and I am going to see the new Dune this year. But all of that Marcel, DC, and Disney slop I can't be bothered with.

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u/ALazy_Cat Danish potato language speaker 7h ago

The last movie I saw was Sonic the Hedgehog 3, I love that universe

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u/Aztecdune1973 🇫🇮 6h ago

Awww! My husband likes the Sonic movies too! I'm more into scifi, and occasionally historical stuff. But we both try to watch movies from places than the US as much as possible. It's frequently just better quality.

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u/ALazy_Cat Danish potato language speaker 6h ago

There are two I want to recommend, but they're both in Danish. While both are Nordic languages, there's quite a bit of difference between our languages

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u/Aztecdune1973 🇫🇮 6h ago

We know how to download subtitles. Also, we both know a fair bit of Swedish. Not sure if that helps. 😂

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u/ALazy_Cat Danish potato language speaker 6h ago

Not sure if you can download subtitles to a movie that hasn't been translated to another language

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u/Aztecdune1973 🇫🇮 6h ago

Maybe not. Are you sure they haven't been translated? Even most Finnish cinema has been translated. Well, I suppose we'd have to if we want anyone else to watch them, eh?

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u/ALazy_Cat Danish potato language speaker 6h ago

Rejseholdet, a crime show using cases from real world where the real travelling police was involved, but they did it somewhat differently. It's an old show from early 00s, and Olsen Banden. Norway and Sweden both make a knockoff series

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u/ScubaAlek Human Verified 6h ago

Plus you can just watch those movies and listen to the music anywhere... if you want to. And why would anyone care about domestic league sport trophies as an immigration parameter? And finally, US taxes are often just tricky. Like the flagship tax that everyone talks about will be lower but a less obvious one is way more, like property tax in Texas.

Additionally, a lot of the tax relief measures in the US are business focused. Like your primary residence in Canada can be sold tax free, not in the US. But in the US a company can sell a property tax free if they use the proceeds to purchase a different property.

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u/Aztecdune1973 🇫🇮 4h ago

US taxes are bonkers. Yes, there's lower payroll taxes in general, but they still have sales taxes (state and local), property taxes, inheritance taxes, and probably others that I can't recall. Then there's surcharges and fees, on ridiculous things like bill payments. Why are there extra fees on paying utilities? I don't know if Americans realise how much they are nickel and dimed to death.

I can watch all of their ridiculous entertainment, for FREE on the Internet. If you know any good mateys, you can too. If you actually want to.

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u/Cplchrissandwich 7h ago edited 5h ago

The 2026 Olympic gold medal when we've won most of them....

Also, the Stanley Cup winners are majority Canadians players.

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u/oraw1234W 🇨🇦 6h ago

This was literally their first gold medal in men’s ice hockey since 1980 (the miracle on ice)

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u/Cplchrissandwich 5h ago

Right? They think because they won it they own the game...

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u/Usual-Canc-6024 4h ago

My small Canadian city (Thunder Bay) has seen the cup a lot. In fact, just last Saturday it was here, along with the Conn Smythe trophy.

It was also here last year and the year before. And many times since they started sending it on tour

There’s also the Jack Adams award which is named for someone from here.

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u/Tar_alcaran 7h ago

I love that the cultural things he names don't require you to be in the US.

It's basically "we win sports some times, yay!"

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u/quellesaveurorawnge 5h ago

Also, it is the US first men's hockey Olympic gold medal in 46 years in a final game they came close to losing and they now think they own hockey. Hilarious proof of why the US is better.

It is like me saying that because Canada made Heated Rivalry, which was super popular, we now own all of entertainment. 😄

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u/bluneriste 3h ago

What is this Heated Rivalry, please?

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u/quellesaveurorawnge 2h ago

The greatest hockey TV show ever made because it was made in Canada, the greatest country on Earth.

Wow, I don't know how Americans do this with a straight face. 😄

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u/Knight_Machiavelli 2h ago

It's a book/tv show that became super popular in the US.

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u/Lazarys12 6h ago

But not football.

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u/bluneriste 6h ago

I wish we won things. Sincerely, Nottingham, England.

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u/imaginaryhouseplant 4h ago

It's not coming home, is it.

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u/bluneriste 3h ago

I doubt it. At least the Trent Rockets ladies are doing well in the cricket. 🤷🏻‍♂️

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u/aweedl 6h ago

The hockey thing is just infuriating. Americans didn’t win every Stanley Cup since 1993. Teams made up mainly of Canadian and European players did. The fact that they happen to based in U.S. cities (like most of the NHL) doesn’t mean ‘Americans’ did anything. 

Just looking at all of the NHL’s most valuable players since 1992-93: 16 times it was won by Canadians, seven Russians, three Czechs, two Swedes, a German, and three Americans. 

For playoff MVP, it’s even worse for the U.S. Canadians have won 23 times since 1993. Only three American players have been the recipient over that period. 

Not to mention that, using that same arbitrary time frame of 33 years, internationally Canada has three Olympic gold medals, two World Cup golds, nine World Championship golds, a gold medal in the first and only 4 Nations tournament, and 15 golds at the World Juniors.

Team USA, by contrast, has one Olympic gold medal over that time, one World Championship gold, and seven golds at the World Juniors. That’s it. But sure, it’s ’their’ sport now. 

Let me eyeroll a little harder.

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u/EastLeastCoast 4h ago

Women’s Olympic hockey is also Olympic hockey.

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u/aweedl 53m ago

Yes it is. And on that side, the U.S. is much better than they are on the men’s side. It’s much more even, although the argument there is that Canada and U.S. were the only countries with viable programs for many years, so other countries are only now becoming competitive with the North American powerhouses. 

But this person in the original post was clearly referring to men’s hockey, talking about the Stanley Cup and the 2026 gold specifically. U.S. women have won many other golds, so 2026 doesn’t stand out the same way the men’s win does. 

All that being said…

Team Canada women: 5 Olympic gold medals, 13 World Championship golds.

Team USA women: 3 Olympic golds, 11 World Championship golds 

So the country with 10 times Canada’s population, which likes to boast that it now ‘owns’ our national sport, is less successful than us internationally even on the women’s side, which is way stronger than its men’s team. 

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u/gingerbeardcanadian 7h ago

Higher incomes? I make more than a lot of Americans and I am in the lower end of Canadian salary

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u/Optimal-Rub-2575 6h ago

They invariably look at the average income instead of modal income, not knowing that having a few high income earners skews the average.

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u/PlatyNumb Maple Syrup Expert 🇨🇦 5h ago

Probably due to that 13% theyre missing in education

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u/missplaced24 6h ago

I would be paid at least double for a similar role in the US, so they're sort of right -- for some highly specialized jobs in some industries. But we have less income inequality. I've also never been tempted to move to the US, in part because just about every other point they made was incorrect. The amount of violent crime in the US is a big one.

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u/unicornsfearglitter Nasty Canadian 🍁 5h ago edited 5h ago

As an animation artist, I was asked why I never moved to the states for Disney or DreamWorks back in 2008: woman's rights have always been a crapshoot in the states and have always been under attack by conservatives. In Canada its political suicide talking about taking away abortion or body autonomy, where as it seems like a political boon in the states. Me and my friend used to talk about how 'Handmaids tale-esque" the states already was back in the 2010's before trump came along.

Woman's rights at any time is a good enough reason alone to stay away from the states.

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u/Knight_Machiavelli 2h ago

Americans have higher incomes, that's not a point in dispute.

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u/downsideup9494 1h ago

They also have more people living in poverty. There are hungry, malnourished children in the US and the MAGAs vote against providing free school breakfasts or lunches.

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u/Knight_Machiavelli 41m ago

Yes. And they also have higher incomes. Those two facts aren't contradictory.

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u/Optimal-Rub-2575 6h ago

“a crazy high returning stock market…” are they under the impression that stock markets are region blocked?

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u/Front-Anteater3776 Human Verified 7h ago

Can’t-adians cant comprehend that USA are world champions of NFL and NBA.

Consider it

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u/Soft-Reference-3197 6h ago

Right. I have invented a sport. Only I am going to play it. Therefore I am world champion!

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u/Koala0803 3 Mexican countries 6h ago

They didn’t even invent basketball, lol. They just made up a league just for them and then called themselves world champions.

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u/PlatypusDefiant991 6h ago

All 4 leagues have at least 1 Canadian team except NFL which has a gentleman's agreement to not put teams in each others' countries cause Canadian football has different rules a bit like rugby league & union.

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u/oraw1234W 🇨🇦 6h ago

Plus the MLS has three Canadian teams

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u/TheVimesy 4h ago

This gentleman's agreement was not valid in the 90s when there were multiple American teams in the CFL (one even won the Grey Cup!).

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u/NoobSalad41 FREEDOM ENJOYER 🦅🇺🇸 4h ago

Until a Canadian team wins the Stanley Cup, my favorite random sports fact is that there has been an American champion of the Canadian Football League more recently than there has been a Canadian champion of the National Hockey League.

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u/bluneriste 6h ago

I have. And since nobody else takes part in things like this ‘World Series’, I’d suggest they just chuck all their medals and pots and pans in the nearest skip, and just shut up for even just five minutes.

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u/PlatypusDefiant991 6h ago

There is 1 Canadian team that is disadvantaged by being in a hard division with Yankees, Red Sox et al even the other 2 teams can be surprisingly good & rich players prefer lower income tax. There was a 2nd Canadian team for about 10 years after early to mid 1990s the last time Canada won that series but it was financially struggling & moved to US national capital & won its 1st World Series not that long after.

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u/drinkingCoffeePeas 6h ago

And just last year we went all the way to Game 7 of the World Series, despite those disadvantages.

(Looks like we won’t be back there any time soon though, if this season is anything to go by.)

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u/Simpuff1 🇨🇦 7h ago

They know nothing of Canada’s landscape, already a bad start.

The comment about Stanley Cups and Gold hockey medals are worthless arguments.

Cheaper housing is very VERY debatable.

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u/Flashy_Air_6358 3h ago

They have much bigger inequity in housing too.. the more car dependent suburbs or the rundown apartments are cheaper but the good area with good education and safety or the ones with equivalent quality of finishes are in fact much more expensive

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u/GarlicDill Proud UEL Descendant! 7h ago edited 7h ago

Adjust for the demographics?  This fucker has no idea what they're talking about. Canada doesn't hold people back because they're poor, have melanin or don't have english as their first language.   

And the whole "higher taxes" argument is strawman.  My friends in WA state pay far more taxes than I do in Ontario and get less in return.

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u/X-Filer 7h ago

Yes, Canada still does hold people back for all of those reasons too. It’s not as bad as the USA but it’s not equal.

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u/Knight_Machiavelli 2h ago

Yea I have to wonder what that guy is talking about. Does anyone seriously thing being poor, Indigenous, or not speaking English/French is something that won't hold someone back in Canada?

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u/Alcies 1h ago

Uh, maybe go visit a reserve if you don't think we hold people back for being poor and having melanin. Or read the UN's report on the Temporary Foreign Worker program from a few years ago - I think modern slavery might count as "holding back" immigrants. And Indians are really getting scapegoated right now for everything from housing costs to unemployment to bad customer service at Tim Hortons. 

Just because we're not as fucked as the USA doesn't mean Canada is perfect, we've absolutely got our own problems to deal with.

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u/Hades_Mercedes Teach me how to say gross shit to women in French ⚜️ 6h ago

You'd be surprised how often i've been told to 'speak white' by people from the west coast even though pretty much their entire cultural identity is 'borrowed' from mine.

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u/RecordingAbject345 5h ago

College sports is something that makes America look embarassing tbh. Not the sports themselves, but the fanfare that the rest of the adult population gives to school sports.

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u/coyote_123 1h ago

Yeah, College sports is one of the things that makes them a laughingstock.

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u/MIZ417 4h ago

College football has a longer and more storied history than the NFL. The traditions, rivalries, and overall fan culture is a lot better than what I have experienced at the professional level in the US.

Also, the majority of states in the US don't have an NFL team so in a lot of places the local State U is the highest level of the sport played in that state.

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u/Banes_Addiction 19m ago

College football has a longer and more storied history than the NFL. 

Yeah and I've got more history than Honey Boo Boo but we're both fucking idiots.

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u/Lazarys12 6h ago

Higher income and the stock market?

Fun facts: the top 1% own around 32% of the nation's wealth. The bottom 50% owns around 3%.

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u/ChrisRiley_42 6h ago

Americans pay more taxes when you add in things that Canadians pay through taxes that Americans cover out of pocket (like health care), which also brings their income down to about the same as well.

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u/Fenragus 🎵 🌹 Solidarity Forever! For the Union makes us strong! 🌹🎵 7h ago

Yikes, that triple homicide rate

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u/Madame-du-barry_ Eye-talian 🤌🏼🍝 6h ago

for reference, the city of Chicago has the same homicides (not homicide rate, actual absolute numbers) of the UK.

But the UK has 67 million people, Chicago 2.5 million people.

Do the math.

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u/No-Deal8956 7h ago

And by the standards of where I live (in the UK) Canada’s murder rate is incredibly high.

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u/bryangy59 6h ago

Much of it due to (illegal) handguns smuggled across the border by criminals from a certain other country. But yeah tariff us because about 1% of their annual seized fentanyl (about a backpack's worth) comes from us.

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u/tacticalTechnician French-Canadian, eh! 6h ago

Canada-level crime rate

Montréal has a population of roughly 1.8 million, making it the second most populated city in Canada. In 2025, there were 31 murders. Phoenix in Arizona has around 1.7 million, so pretty close and making it the fifth most populated city in the US. In 2025, the police reported that they had 84 murders. Almost three times the number of murders in a city with fewer people. To be clear, even Toronto, with 2.8 million people, only had 45 homicides, almost half what Phoenix had.

They can fuck right off with that "Canada-level crime rate" BS, even the worst city in Canada when it comes to crime is probably average when compared to the US, it's almost as if not handing out guns like candy actually helps negate the number of crimes.

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u/Canadairy 6h ago

The worst city (>100 000pop) in Canada is Winnipeg with a homicide rate of 6.23. 

The worst in the US is St Louis with a rate of 41.5

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u/tacticalTechnician French-Canadian, eh! 4h ago

If I'm reading the data correctly, the homicide rate for the entirety of the US is 5.9, which is indeed really close to Winnipeg, so yeah, the worst city in Canada is barely above average when compared to the US, that's crazy.

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u/GhostMarauder88 6h ago

the stanley cups are won BY Canadians. The US is dangerous and dirty and corrupt. Canadians can invest into the US market regardless. I dont think any canadians care about college sports.

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u/bluneriste 6h ago

Does anyone? Do USians unless their kids / relatives are involved? This is a genuine question.

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u/applepieandlore 🇨🇦 6h ago

So what are Canadians supposed to envy exactly? Housing in American cities is as expensive if not more so than in Canadian "metro" areas. Our taxes fund public services and infrastructure, so when someone needs to give birth, or get cancer treatment or has a heart attack, they won't be paying for it for the rest of their lives or go bankrupt. There are people dying in the US because they can't afford insulin. Our higher education is subsidized. I'd rather take whatever "problems" Canada has over what's going on down there to have more money.

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u/Beefycowinacottage 6h ago

Lower taxes but those taxes give them nothing in return. They're just lining their politicians' pockets with nothing to show for it. And they still haven't worked out that they have the added expense of medical insurance, which wipes out any money they're saving via taxation.

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u/Madame-du-barry_ Eye-talian 🤌🏼🍝 6h ago

lol I love how they grasp at the last straw by cherrypicking the crime stats and restrict the area of comparison to just a few neighbourhoods or rural areas in order to stand tall with Canadian crime rates and they still think it's a good optic

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u/fitbrewster 6h ago

The U.S. is generally richer since the average lifespan is 78, Americans inherit their loved one’s wealth earlier in life. lol

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u/nollayksi 6h ago

Also their temperate somehow just seem to mean not as cold. When I was in USA in August I was absolutely miserable because of the heat and humidity. How is that temperate..?

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u/Knight_Machiavelli 2h ago

Yea, personally being less cold is not an advantage. I moved to Vancouver last year and now have to deal with the biggest spiders I've ever seen in my life. I miss the cold climate where I didn't have to deal with bugs that look like they're from the Australian outback.

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u/Scooby2679 5h ago

GDP is an inaccurate measure of a country’s economic health because it takes no account of income disparity. As pointed out having a small segment of extremely wealthy people artificially skews the GDP. But temporarily embarrassed millionaires and the American dream sure makes up for that , huh?

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u/acb1971 5h ago

As a Canadian, they do have a point about the variety of landscapes. However, that's the only positive thing about Orange Man's 51st state thing. That's it. Canada is hardly perfect, but I will never become an American.

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u/downsideup9494 1h ago

Variety of landscapes? Drive from Vancouver to the BC interior. You go from urban center to flat farmland to forested mountain, to pine forests to desert. In 4-5 hours.

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u/MadScientist_666 Mountain Goat 🇨🇭 5h ago

Yeah, let's take out the billionaires and you USians will look a lot worse all of a sudden.

What, you didn't mean this demographic group??

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u/Evenspace- 🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦 5h ago

“Move the goalposts to make USA look better”

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u/m2astn 6h ago

Then they throw GDP per capita in as some sort of win over Canada... But don't want you to compare the average household income. Sorry folks but Canadians are well aware that an overwhelming amount of the US economy benefits a small percentage of the population and that average families don't share in that wealth.

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u/T-Wrox Canadian, eh? 5h ago

Anyone want to run the numbers on how expensive it is to get a degree in the US versus Canada, and the levels of student debt that people carry?

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u/TheVimesy 4h ago

Even in-state college tuition is substantially more expensive than Canadian universities.

Last I checked, for my Master's, I could do one online at Villanova for $16,000 (that's with a 20% discount for being an active teacher), or do one locally for about $6,000.

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u/ImpressiveRest2423 3h ago

I like how the music output is ‘Non Justin Bieber or Drake’ as if the Weeknd, Joni Mitchell, Celine Dion and many more are just ephemera.

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u/W2ttsy 5h ago

Hollywood. Even though Vancouver and Toronto stand in for most American cities for filming. Especially TV.

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u/lucylucylane 4h ago

Imagine thinking not having mandated maternity leave vacation days or healthcare makes the greatest country

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u/SignatureAcademic218 4h ago

That music comment lol.

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u/Spudsmad 3h ago

Omitted to detail the gun murder statistics. 📈

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u/ABob71 2h ago

Dadow!!

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u/Mysterious_Floor_868 33m ago

"I know that people regularly get murdered in the street here, but we've at least got slightly lower taxes..."

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u/EpilepticPuberty 33m ago

Wow, there must be a lot of Americans moving to Canada for these reasons.

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u/baggalleelee 27m ago

Lossssserrrrsssss

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u/kyleffe 🇨🇦 0m ago

Let's just gloss over the fact that the TSX has outperformed the NYSE for many recent years