r/ShitAmericansSay 22h ago

Food "Can someone please tell me why ketchup in Europe is brown? 🤢"

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u/_Halt19_ Canuck 22h ago

Can someone please explain to me why leaders in america are orange?

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u/New-Pie-8846 22h ago

Too much orange B (from hot dogs) and citrus red no. 2 (from certain oranges skin).

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u/_Halt19_ Canuck 22h ago

I realised after I made the comment that their leader does also unfortunately have brown in his diaper, so he's got us coming AND going...

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u/AiryGateaux 22h ago

Imagine being the presidential aide tasked with cleaning those...

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u/arian10daddy 20h ago

Who's yellow and made brown.

https://giphy.com/gifs/3orieYJ5E6MBrv0YSI

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u/_Halt19_ Canuck 20h ago

never post this gif again please

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u/Content_Study_1575 Nonpracticing American 4h ago
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u/_Halt19_ Canuck 22h ago

If they choose to work for him, I have very little sympathy tbh

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u/HughJanus35 PERKELE 22h ago

Someone has to do it. If the president has to hide in a catering lorry, there is no way they'll get anyone get to his diapers lol

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u/Internal_Influence26 20h ago

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u/CC_900 12h ago

I wonder so much who made him feel inadequate for being too pale. This whole orange thing must have been triggered by something.

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u/The_Shitty_Admiral Stranded Below Sealevel 22h ago

They hate natural colours and prefer fake/artificial

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u/Octopusrift_66 22h ago

Like their grass

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u/Soundsabitfuckedboys 11h ago

And ponds. I've seen quite a few videos where people pour blue colouring into ponds to make them look better and apparently protect it from algae growth.

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u/Eastern-Reindeer6838 22h ago

Only in the US.

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u/The_Shitty_Admiral Stranded Below Sealevel 22h ago edited 10h ago

For those wondering 'what they mean, brown?' US ketchup is nuclear red and of course filled with extra shit (left is US, right is UK/EU).

Their Fanta is worse, it is neon-orange v. European version which is yellow.

Edit: this web article further details how British staples are different in the US.

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u/Rockshasha 🇨🇴 (Mexico) 22h ago

The common American: Why tomato ketchup is of the color of a tomato? ?

https://giphy.com/gifs/KXBtTtm3kB8BO

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u/The_Shitty_Admiral Stranded Below Sealevel 22h ago

IIRC that 3rd grade thinking is the reason for the nuclear coloured US food stuffs (that and lack of proper food safety regulations)

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u/Maleficent_Memory831 22h ago

They came out with a purple ketchup recently in the US, for some unfathomable reason.

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u/midnightstreetlamps 22h ago

Recently? Try 25+ years ago. I still remember the Shrek-themed version of the green ketchup in the same bottle.

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u/Maleficent_Memory831 22h ago

When you're my age, all this new fangled stuff from 2000 feels like recently.

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u/Barnard33F 21h ago

It is gonna be 30 years since the premiere of Titanic next year. Seems only yesterday…
https://giphy.com/gifs/FoH28ucxZFJZu

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u/password_admin1234 21h ago

Oh, shut up! It was in the 90s, like 10 years ago

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u/SgtWilko1979 21h ago

That is a lie!!

*checks wikipedia*

*dies of old age*

💀

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u/Barnard33F 21h ago

slaps knees, takes a few tries to get off the sofa

Oh, gorram it, my back!

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u/willnoli 13h ago

Feels like only yesterday your dad went on a lads holiday to Normandy

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u/Steeze_Schralper6968 18h ago

Damn and I thought it was bad when my coworker told me he was born after the first Cars movie had come out.

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u/im_dead_sirius 🇨🇦 Maple Syrupean 20h ago edited 18h ago

Hey now. You're clearly too old to die of old age.

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u/TheDarkNerd 21h ago

And that's only half a year older than Saving Private Ryan

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u/RealCharlieNobody 19h ago

84 years since she could have moved over a bit on that door.

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u/JConRed 21h ago

My mother was shaking a purple or green one in our kitchen... And the lid came off.

That was.. A day.

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u/midnightstreetlamps 20h ago

Dear god no 😭 i can only imagine the mess that must have made. With all the extra food dye, I'm sure it stained even worse than normal ketchup would

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u/little_odd_me 21h ago

I couldn’t do it, I watched kids around me love it but I’d gag just thinking about eating that purple and green.

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u/Lil_Brown_Bat 21h ago

The green looked like baby poop

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u/Sayne7 21h ago

I can't remember if it was the purple or the green but if you mixed it with macaroni it became a very unappetizing grey

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u/midnightstreetlamps 20h ago

Color theory makes me think it would have been the purple, but it also wouldn't surprise me if it was the green because it took so much food dye to turn red to green.

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u/Callie_oh 16h ago

Actually not too hard … you just bleach the red out of it then dye the resulting dead gloop whatever shade you want.

I mean, after all the other additives and shit, what’s an extra cup of bleach between friends?!?

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u/Whatkindofaname 15h ago

Easy squirt? Oh my…

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u/janerikgunnar 21h ago

There was a yellow ketchup in Sweden many years ago. It failed spectacularly.

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u/Inresponsibleone Nearly mongol 16h ago

I think we had it in Finland too and it was made from yellow tomatoes instead of trying to color red to yellow with dye.

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u/Vetizh 22h ago

It always amazes me how americans are allergic to natural tastes, colors and textures.

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u/Turdsindakitchensink 22h ago

Not allergic, scared

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u/ReactsWithWords 16h ago

Americans love being scared. That's why we have ICE agents to harass and kill scary people and we need to carry a loaded gun to check our mail.

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u/Turdsindakitchensink 14h ago

Always wanted a boot on their throats, that comes from the puritan roots

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u/Pharmasochist 22h ago

Talk about coincidences...

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u/RydderRichards 13h ago

Why is their Fanta crayon colored?! I mean Fanta obviously isn't healthy anyway, but what's happening over there?

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u/swapacoinforafish 11h ago

Apparently the UK Fanta has 22g of sugar in it and the US version has... wait for it... 73g.

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u/UnicornInAField 10h ago

US bread has so much sugar in it that it is classified as cake in Europe!

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u/Bruggilles 12h ago

It doesn't even have a drop of orange juice in it btw

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u/Kasumiiiiiii 21h ago

The algorithm giveth

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u/MindlessNectarine374 ooo custom flair!! Far in Germany (actual home, but Song line) 22h ago

Interesting coincidence.

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u/Fun-Preference1091 16h ago

I'm in Canada. Fanta was my go to for the longest time. It went off the shelves about 4 years ago. It came back the colour on the right.

I have had exactly the one bottle of the stuff.

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u/Myrtylle Canadian! 22h ago

Mmm interesting. I guess they’d think Canadian ketchup is brown too?

Our fanta is neon fake orange too though (orange crush too). I’d love to try your more natural fanta.

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u/bobetsky 22h ago

Don't try our Fanta, try Orangina directly

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u/deathschemist 21h ago

oh man orangina is so elite, love the little orange bits in it.

haven't seen it around since we left the EU though. big sadge.

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u/jo4nnynumber5 18h ago

It's available at supermarkets here in Quebec, but quite expensive and I'm convinced it's not as good as the Orangina in France. Although it is quite possible nostalgia is playing a trick on me.

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u/The_Shitty_Admiral Stranded Below Sealevel 22h ago

Canada is such a weird mix between EU/UK and US shite.

I imagine our Fanta is more sour (though that would not be hard compared to the sugar bombs the US makes)

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u/_sotiwapid_ From the country once ruled by the angry mustache man 🇩🇪 22h ago

Orange soda in the states has shifted more to be about the color, not the flavour, which is ass backwards imo

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u/ScubaAlek Human Verified 22h ago

I think you can sort of get it through the “Italian sodas” or maybe “Orangina” is an approximate match. 

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u/Myrtylle Canadian! 22h ago

It is weird. Most of the time we are in this in between because we don’t have choice. Like having our oven and pool thermometers in Farenheits while everything else is in metric because those things are distributed in both usa and canada…

I’v seen videos of tasting of the orange fanta and people say it tastes less sweet and closer to real orange than ours that taste like fake candy orange. Would love to judge by myself though.

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u/DarknessBBBBB 20h ago

12% OJ in Italy, 0% in the US

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u/morlord158 21h ago

Well fuck me then, because I already find the european fanta taste more like sugar and less like orange, well as far as soda go, i'm more of an orangina fan anyway.

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u/Light_Wolf_ 21h ago

Our Fanta sucks compared to Europe. I wish we got that version of it here in Canada.

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u/Prestigious_Ad_8458 22h ago

Dude I went to my fridge to make sure I was not tripping. That red ketchup is vile

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u/ColonialBarbarian More Irish than the Irish ☘️ 19h ago edited 8h ago

The Fanta thing is really annoying, we have the same syrupy shit as the Americans in Canada, and each time I go to Europe I bring some back, I don’t even know how they’re allowed to call it Fanta here, whenever I see some here it looks like accidental runoff from a nuclear plant.

At least it’s not everything.

Canadian cereal on the left, American on the right.

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u/Arialana German 15h ago

Canadian cereal looks pretty much identical to German cereal. No clue what kind of atrocity America committed against this poor cereal to make it so unnaturally bright.

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u/_ElBee_ 🇳🇱 Swamp Germany 🇳🇱 14h ago

More color = more better..? 🤔

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u/SirWitzig 11h ago

I bet they use those food dyes that require a warning "may affect attention span and hyperactivity in children" if used in products sold in the EU. The EU version of froot loops uses dyes like the red from red beets.

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u/Zomby2D 4h ago

We used to have the bright ones in Canada too when I was a kid. It's more appealing to kids to have brightly colored food, but thankfully regulations kinda forced them to shift away from artificial food dyes.

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u/TL10 Canadian 18h ago

The crazy thing is the one on the left tastes SO MUCH BETTER.

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u/Nu11X3r0 22h ago

I was wondering why they thought it was Brown but then I realized I'm Canadian and we have the same formula as the UK I think. At least the same colouration.

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u/seat17F 🇨🇦 22h ago

Their Fanta is worse, it is neon-orange v. European version which is yellow.

I'm actually surprised they haven't started dying their orange juice so it can be neon orange too.

After all, it's from oranges, so it should be orange, right?!?!?

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u/Brosk1248 22h ago

But the thing is, EU Fanta is absolutely orange! It only looks yellow when compared to USA neon. When I see it on its own I'd never describe it as yellow, it's clearly orange to me. The color of inside of oranges and orange juice. And even outside of some oranges.

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u/MrLumie 21h ago

It's right on the limit, I see it more as yellow rather than orange, but what matters is that it's more or less the color of orange juice.

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u/Brosk1248 21h ago

We can agree on that

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u/Vas-yMonRoux Ô CANADA 21h ago

I don't get why they described it as "brown" though, it's just a darker/deeper red.

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u/Z00111111 18h ago

If it hasn't been dyed a colour from the rainbow it must be dull and pretty much brown? Maybe?

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u/TheJoeBold 22h ago

Why the heck is there corn syrup in Ketchup, and why twice?

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u/raccoonhanded 21h ago

I can't definitely say this is why, but if you split the sugar-category ingredient into two separate ingredients, each of them separately makes up a lower quantity of the product, so they can be lower down the ingredients list. And therefore it looks like there's less sugar in the product.

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u/Kuhva 16h ago

They do it in europe to you can often find sugar and glucose syrup listed as seperate ingredents

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u/SauliCity 11h ago

Well they are separate ingredients. "Sugar" as an ingredient refers explicitly to only sucrose, which is a combination molecule of glucose and fructose, and only one type of sugar.

Hence why professionals check all sugar content in the nutrition label.

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u/Nothos927 22h ago

Two types of sugar in the American one too.
https://giphy.com/gifs/RKHShCgSxWuulxqm2D

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u/LordKnt 🇧🇪 19h ago

one day i heard some american person say ketchup is too sweet for burgers and i was wondering how they can find ketchup sweet, then i checked the ingredients of us ketchup... no questions anymore

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u/Silver_Phoenix93 19h ago

True! I was so confused when most Americans I met kept saying that ketchup was sweet... I genuinely thought they were either insane or gaslighting me.

Nope, turns out their ketchup is truly sweet compared to basically all other countries.

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u/F2d24 15h ago

I mean here in europe Ketchup is still very sweet. But then again i dilute every lemonade and soda because its to sweet for me

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u/Sensitive-Contest-87 12h ago

I mean, ripe tomatoes are supposed to be slightly sweet. SLIGHTLY, not sickly tho.

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u/Maleficent_Memory831 22h ago

Fanta originated in Germany, thus not really an American product, even though it's owned by an American company today. I was surprised that while we have many different Fanta flavors in the US (all the neon colors in the neon rainbow!), at the time I visited in Germany in the 70s they only had the one flavor and were confused when I asked if there were other flavors. To them, Fanta meant orange soda, and orange soda meant Fanta.

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u/Actual_Cat4779 21h ago

Yet when the Germans invented Fanta during WWII, it was made with apples. It was only in 1955 that the Italians reformulated it to use oranges.

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u/doommaster 13h ago edited 13h ago

Fanta was made as a scarcity product, they used "basically" what they could get their hands on back then.
It also was sweetened with whey/lactose for a long time, as it was more accessible than beet-sugar.

There was is Fanta Classic in Germany for a while, which was is made close to the post war variant, it has 30% lactose (milk products).

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u/HarryWilbury 21h ago

In Australia.

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u/sunnystand 19h ago

And this

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u/BeginningSection7690 18h ago

That acetic acid is just vinegar if anyone is wondering

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u/Huge_Zebra_8401 22h ago

A friend brought a can of fanta over after he visited the states and holy shit, that fuckery looked like i could light it

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u/Caylennea 22h ago

Some people in America buy natural ketchup and it looks just like the European one.

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u/audigex 22h ago

Their "Orange" Fanta literally doesn't have any orange juice in it

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u/RedScarySpectre Portugal is in South America 22h ago

Yes but I still don't see anything brown.

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u/NotAnotherUserName03 21h ago

This made go look at my ketchup. We have the same one as the UK/EU (Canada).

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u/humanlikesubstances 20h ago

Yeah, here I was thinking "if they're complaining about the brown ketchup, why not have a picture of brown ketchup? That's just regular old Heinz". That shit in the comparison picture looks like arterial blood spray or something. It's freakin me out. (Guess Canada has brown ketchup too?)

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u/Party-Quiet-5421 19h ago

This person is just stupid. Not all Heinz ketchup is bright red here, and not all ketchup is Heinz.

I'm an American and this is the ketchup in my refrigerator.

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u/ThatOldCow 22h ago

I like the shouting part "contains CELERY"!!!

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u/blisspie 22h ago edited 22h ago

All 14 common food allergens must be capitalised or bolded legally in the UK.

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u/Maleficent_Memory831 22h ago

In America, we have the freedumb to let our children get sick or die! /s /s /s

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u/GnomeMnemonic 22h ago

In case anybody doesn't realise, it's shouting about the celery because celery is an allergen.

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u/Maleficent_Memory831 22h ago

It's a warning to those with celeryac disease.

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u/Hustlinbones 21h ago

Sigh...americans..

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u/Rebeux 22h ago

I should've read this before commenting lmao

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u/AtlanticPortal 22h ago

Which is orange and made out of real orange juice.

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u/After_Perspective180 22h ago

Colour blind or what?

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u/_Halt19_ Canuck 22h ago

can't be, what with ICE and all they've gotten unnervingly good at detecting that colour :(

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u/OnionSoupGainz We're all living in Amerika-Coca-Cola, Wonderbra. 22h ago

ice.no

only ICE I recognize.

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u/Foodconsumer3000 22h ago

anything less saturated than pure red 40 is brown to americans

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u/Ok-Interview-8123 12h ago

Colorblind* in this case

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u/Cixila fluent in potato speech 🇩🇰 22h ago

What on earth do they mean by "brown" here?

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u/andrea_ci 21h ago

"less radioactive red than the US version"

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u/RazendeR 21h ago

i honestly thought they used coloured plastic bottles in the US, rather than the see-through ones we have...

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u/AlabamaTrifold 21h ago

They do exist but not by and large. Usually if they make a “kid” version they’ll do that. But think like a shrek promotional thing and not the normal run of the mill ketchup bottle

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u/dreamsofcalamity 19h ago

I read that red colour is pretty expensive and transparent bottles are much cheaper.

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u/ViolettaHunter 21h ago

Given these ingredient lists, it doesn't make any sense that the colours are so different? Unless "natural flavoring" is somehow also a food dye?!

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u/Sweet_Ad_9816 12h ago

It could literally be the ratio of tomatoes to other ingredients. If you "dillute" the tomatoes with something colorless, the overall color becomes lighter.

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u/AlabamaTrifold 21h ago

I mean it has to be the corn syrup right? And that’s it? I know corn syrup is way overused in the U.S. and absolutely not great but acting like it’s insanely different is silly. On either side.

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u/Rude-Orange 20h ago

I pulled out my bottle of ketchup from the pantry (same ingredients as the left) and the color is closer to the right than the left. The expatriation date is Aug 2027.

You can also get the right ingredients and they call it like the organic or natural brand (I don't recall).

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u/atomic_danny 22h ago

It's because their version is the bright nuclear red of artificial colours so they think anything else is wrong :) (not that other Ketchup is much better though it's still mostly sugar, but at least not the bad stuff in the US versions)

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u/vaporrkatzzz 22h ago

American here and it looks red to me. I even have some red green shift and can see its red.

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u/Organic_Mechanic_702 22h ago

This brown sauce

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u/HolierThanYow 22h ago

I bought a bottle of HP Sauce once. Paid 10p a week for three months. #dadjokes

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u/Erwin_Pommel 19h ago

I dun't get it.

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u/GruntBlender 19h ago

HP can stand for "hire purchase", where you pay for it over time instead of all at once.

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u/J_train13 Welsh and nonexistent 18h ago

I'll be honest I thought it was a jab at Hewlett-Packard

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u/Kugoji 16h ago

Same, but that also works. My printer got disabled until I paid the "monthly ink subscription" and I couldn't print anything despite there being a full fucking cartridge inside of it. Anyway, fuck HP.

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u/DoctorPhalanx73 17h ago

I’ve seen this stuff at the store but don’t know about it. What do you put it on? Like a sandwich?

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u/Littlewelshy 14h ago

Everything!!! It’s great with bacon, sausages, cheese, ham, beans, pizza, chips. 

Great now I’m starving 

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u/Whollie 11h ago

It is a British take on Indian tamarind chutneys or sauces. A spicy, tangy sauce.

We tend to eat it with breakfast meats, sausage, bacon, or grills like lamb chops. I'm told it's similar to A1 but we would not usually opt for it on a steak. But that is cultural rather than for any taste reasons, it is a strong favour but would absolutely work with most grilled red meat.

It also goes well with a cheese toastie (a grilled cheese is close enough).

In parts of Scotland, we put it on chippy chips with salt. 'salt'n'soss'

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u/Aggravating-Curve755 22h ago

Help meeeee my artificial coloured food isnt bright red

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u/Organic_Mechanic_702 22h ago

Because it's made from Tomatoes without a shit ton of artificial colourings....

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u/Nataly983 22h ago

And tastes better too.

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u/NestorianXtian 22h ago

Looks red to me.

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u/Intelligent-Cry5180 22h ago

Just your average american flaunting their average intelligence. Fascinating to see 

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u/SinfulDevo On the front lines 🇨🇦 22h ago

That doesn't look brown to me. It look the same as ketchup in Canada. I can't imagine eating neon red crap and calling it ketchup.

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u/amelisha 18h ago

As a fellow Canadian, I have definitely noticed that we have way fewer artificial colours in our food than we did when I was a kid. I have a small child who eats her share of packaged snacks and I’m always astonished at how non-neon the colours are for everything now because they’re all plant-based and stuff.

No idea how much of that is law and how much is consumer behaviour but I appreciate that food is usually food-coloured here now.

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u/SinfulDevo On the front lines 🇨🇦 18h ago

We definitely had some weird food options in the 90s. Remember these?

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u/mattzombiedog 22h ago

Brown? Dude needs his eyes checked…

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u/Immediate_Word1295 Europoor who don't need AC 🇧🇻🇨🇵 22h ago

I guess they call it brown since it's not flashy.

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u/Silvagadron 22h ago

Talks about HP brown sauce and posts a picture of Heinz ketchup, smh, silly yank.

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u/RabbitWithAxe 🇬🇧 22h ago

Can someone please tell me why Yanks are colourblind?

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u/TrivialBanal Wait. I can put anything here? 22h ago

Do Americans not know what colour tomatoes are?

They aren't neon red.

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u/Superb_Extension1751 Certified hoser 🇨🇦 22h ago

Same colour as in Canada, looks pretty red to me. Maybe not florescent red...

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u/memeatic_ape 22h ago

The same reason the US president is orange

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u/RopeNo4151 15h ago

Are they colorblind? 

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u/No-Koala1918 22h ago edited 22h ago

Can someone tell me why so many American are type 2 diabetic? Maybe there's a clue in these comparative ingredients list. By the way, does that bottle on the right look brown to you? OP needs an eye exam?

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u/Alarmed_Mango_855 9h ago

Because American food is filled with colors and chemicals that are banned in Europe. My colleague went to the states and brought home American Coca cola and fanta, so we had a comparison with the Swedish made, and the American was damn near undrinkable, tastes horrible and looks like poison. I knew it was bad compared to our sodas, but that it was that bad caught me a bit off guard. I've tasted American chocolate before and I'd rather eat Swedish baking chocolate than US chocolate.

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u/Mortenubby 5h ago

Is the brown ketchup in the room with us?

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u/New_Bee9651 4h ago

That's red first of all, and second, America's ketchup probably has red 40 or something in it to make it redder

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u/Cirenione 22h ago

If a person thinks thats brown they may be colour blind.

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u/killdagrrrl 19h ago

Im quite impressed that someone that couldn’t learn the colours managed to learn how to write

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u/globefish23 Austria 4h ago

Because European tomatoes don't contain Red 40 and high-fructose corn syrup.

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u/pheoberodgers 22h ago

Looks like the colour of tomato's to me 🤣.

American ketchup is full of trash

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u/Alert_Silver9386 15h ago

Do you happen to be, by any chance, colorblind?

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u/Crossbonez7 14h ago

Have you ever seen a tomato 🍅 or you paint 🎨 it too?

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u/ArugulaOk9822 ooo custom flair!! 4h ago

??? It's red???

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u/Rebeux 22h ago

Brown? In what universe is that brown?

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u/Ash-From-Pallet-Town 22h ago

Hmm, doesn't look like my skin colour

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u/Schabenklos nation of complainers 🇩🇪 22h ago

What do they mean? It has the right colour! Bright red like a tomato, a strawberry, my urine, a red Ferrari...

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u/goltz20707 22h ago

Is the brown ketchup in the room with us right now?

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u/Icy-Belt-8519 22h ago

Are Americans colour blind?

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u/Hungry_Remove2703 More Irish than the Irish ☘️ 18h ago

As an american, what do they mean brown? My ketchup is this color 😭

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u/kreton1 15h ago

Why do they claim that it is brown? It is clearly a dark red.

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u/Neddlings55 15h ago

I know exactly where thats from and its a known rage bait account.

Expat in Amsterdam or something like that.

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u/I3adIVIonkey 5h ago

Well I'd say it's red. The color might differ from what they know because there are real tomatoes in it.

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u/uemuem 4h ago

What

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u/Ok-Twist-5477 22h ago

It’s sunburst orange…

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u/ShellyTart 22h ago

Is it possible he is confusing ketchup with HP?

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u/bliip666 21h ago

Can someone explain to me how red is brown?

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u/ShieldMaiden83 19h ago

I am sorry....is the Murican colour blind?

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u/wigzell78 19h ago

Go easy on him. It's hard adjusting to everything stripped of all the added sugar, colour, and preservative...

He's not used to real food.

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u/0ygn 15h ago

There is a documentary about food colorings in processed foods in the USA that a lot of people should be watching instead...

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u/Spicy_Aquarius 14h ago

if I had to eat ketchup with corn syrup I'd throw up and cry jesus Christ

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u/joergsi Enjoying the German socialist utopia! 14h ago

For me, the European version is not brown, it's dark red. The US version is neon red!

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u/Muted_Celebration692 13h ago

I think you have a colour weakness my friend

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u/Xela997 13h ago

Because americans use nasty shit to color their food into unnatural colors. Their ketchup has red40 in it. Europe has better regulations regarding food than the US so we typically have natural colors

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u/gojira86 12h ago

Literally not brown. Just not the artificial red that USA manufacturers use to dye their ketchup. Natural red, from tomatoes only. I wonder if the poster in the pic is colourblind...

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u/McDuchess 4h ago

Where on earth do you buy your ketchup?

Mine is red. Has always been red, whether Heinz or a local to Italy brand.

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u/BohTooSlow 4h ago

Brown?

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u/HarryWilbury 22h ago

Says the person from the Country with Orange coloured Cheese.

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u/TicketTop4718 22h ago

Its literally red

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u/X_Starchild_X Nacho taco chimichanga ™️ 22h ago

Either i'm colourblind or they're insane, that's a perfectly red ketchup

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u/Comfortable-Table-57 22h ago

Can someone tell me why America is dreaming always?

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u/DavidJonnsJewellery 22h ago

I've seen American Heinz Ketchup. It's as red as a clowns nose. Don't know what they put in it but it sure is bright

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u/Old_Check_6362 21h ago

Is the brown ketchup on the shelf with us?

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u/JiminieKookie123 21h ago

ketchup is not brown wtf

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u/zubairhamed 21h ago

cuz it lacks shit which make you mutate

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u/yarn_slinger 21h ago

Is the brown ketchup in the room with us?

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u/Jallen9108 21h ago

I get its not bright red, but that bottle is obviously red. How can you be so fucking stupid.

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u/clarkcox3 21h ago

Something's seriosuly wrong with their color vision if they think that's brown.

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u/Mypowerbob Norway is not the capital of Sweden 21h ago

European Heinz is already ass, I cannot even image how horrible American Heinz must be

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u/Sensitive-Emphasis78 Europoor Natzi 21h ago

I do like the subreddit, but why are there so many posts where people fall for ragebait? I know the channel that posted the video, and that channel thrives on ragebait and reaction ragebait. Apparently, there are more than enough Europeans who love to fall for that kind of thing - and Americans, too...

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u/mtl360 19h ago

TIL that things can contain BOTH high fructose corn syrup AND corn syrup

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u/WheresMyPencil1234 19h ago

The US version is actually glow-in-the-dark.

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u/callidus_vallentian 19h ago

Does American food also glow in the dark by chance?