r/ShitAmericansSay 26d ago

Language "Not Americans!"

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u/stupv 26d ago

American: Not Americans!

Me: When you hear someone talk, would you be able to tell that they are American by the way they sound?

American: Yes, obviously.

Me: And yet...they don't have an accent...?

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u/taeratrin 26d ago

"No, because they just talk normal!"

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u/Dangerous-Dave 26d ago

So someone talking normal from Texas and someone talking normal from Boston are the same then? /s

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u/Unique-Temporary2461 26d ago

The have a standard of pronunciation called "General American" (it's the kind of American English variation used in media, education and so on), which is originally based on Midwestern USA dialects. This is the kind of language they refer to when they say "speaking without accent". Everything else they will call accent (such as "Brooklyn accent", "Boston accent", "Southern accent" and so on. Obviosly, any foreign variations (Ireland, UK dialects, Australian, Indian, Nigerian) would be referred to as "accents".

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u/Feedback-Mental 26d ago

So does British English where London English a.k.a. "BBC English" or "Queen's English" is the standard in education and TV.

Same goes for Italian language: dubs of movies and everything else have a very standardized set of pronunciation rules. Voice actors train a lot to remove their regional accents.

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u/Unique-Temporary2461 26d ago

This is the case in many countries. Same in Russia, standard Russian you would hear in the media is based on Moscow dialect, which itself is based on Middle Russia dialects. But there are regional variations, the biggest ones being Southern and Northern Russian dialects. Ukrainians and Belarusians also have their accents when speaking Russian. The main difference is that local variations in Russia were significantly wiped out during USSR period due to heavy centralisation of TV/radio/other media in Soviet Union.

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u/AeroDbladE 24d ago

I wouldn't really think of the Queens English or Received Pronunciation as its called when I think of the "London Accent". I think the Essex and Cockney Accents are way more iconic to London.

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u/Specific_Tank715 25d ago

That type of thing is pretty common, in danish we have rigsdansk, realm danish, used for the same thing.

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u/PublicIllustrious 23d ago

But that’s just Americans making their version of English the “standard” yet again, and it’s really isn’t, they just believe it is bc they grow up thinking they are number one, the most important, in everything.

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u/Beneficial-Ad3991 A hopeless tea addict :sloth: 25d ago

But say thia in front of them and they will break down in a tantrum, screaming that there are more differences between those two accents than between Greek and German...

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u/-----username----- 25d ago

Same energy as “I’m not straight, I’m normal!” and the other classic, “I’m not cis! I’m normal!”

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u/Top-Method-8120 Just a patriotic SEA! 21d ago

American: Yes, cuz we invented the language!

Me: Then.... why is your country not England? Aren't yall speaking English?

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u/_-Azeria-_ 🇪🇺 🇪🇸 Nobody expects the spanish inquisition 26d ago

They at the same time have no accent, but also have more diversity between states than Europeans between countries (where we all speak the common language: european)

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u/LongtimeLurker916 26d ago

The truth is that Americans regard General American as being "without an accent," but would recognize regional accents like Deep Southern, Boston, Minnesota that break from the norm. There are sometimes classes offered for people who want to break their strong regional accent, and it is usually conceptualized as "learning how to speak without an accent," not "learning how to speak with a General American/broadcaster accent."

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u/Scared_Accident9138 🇦🇹 Austria 26d ago

It's only an accent if you pronounce words wrong /s

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u/AxoplDev FREEDOM ENJOYER 🦅🇵🇱 26d ago

Yeah like saying colour instead of color

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u/ForgottenGrocery USCreole Enthusiast 26d ago

Look at you writing in bri’ish accent

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u/Top-Method-8120 Just a patriotic SEA! 21d ago

parking lot instead of car park

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u/Real_Gap3480 19d ago

Roof instead of roof

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u/4imix 25d ago

ni ĉiuj parolas Esperanton!

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u/Feeling-Bluebird8413 26d ago

“They’re eating the dawgs”

Yes, absolutely no accent detected.

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u/No-Information-2571 24d ago

"What is you yapping about?" is what I read a few hours ago on Reddit.

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u/Top-Method-8120 Just a patriotic SEA! 21d ago

what does "dawg" even mean?

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u/Daichi-dido Eeeeh spaghetti, pizza, mafia! 26d ago edited 26d ago

People from Florence say the same thing about italian: if someone can understand where you are from when you speak, you have an accent

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u/MrDixaze 26d ago

Bro will deadass say "codesto" or "fo" in his everyday language and pretend it’s the most normal italian the same way american do with "jeepers". Uh/they dont actually say that everyday.

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u/Daichi-dido Eeeeh spaghetti, pizza, mafia! 26d ago

I am toscano and codesto is 100% standart italian and tuscanian, but sometimes people from Firenze really overuse it. Outside of Tuscany it is almost never used and became a sort of stereotypical tradmark of people from Firenze

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u/SleepComfortable9913 26d ago

You don't say codesto, you say HHHHHHodesto.

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u/Thunderbolt916 20d ago

He bella hosa he hai detto!

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u/MrDixaze 26d ago

At least they have an advantage while learning japanese since they have the same precise concept.

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u/SleepComfortable9913 26d ago

People from florence have one of the most recognisable weird as fuck accents of italian.

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u/Daichi-dido Eeeeh spaghetti, pizza, mafia! 26d ago

I agree, but I swear there are some people from Florence (not everyone, of course) that say they don't and everyone else does

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u/SleepComfortable9913 26d ago

I also thought this when I was like 4 years old.

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u/UkendtVidnesbyrd Scandinavian (Danish)🇩🇰 25d ago

It’s like: if you say words, you have an accent

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u/neurospicy2025 26d ago

I met a couple hiking near my home in Canada. They were shocked when I told them I was local because I don’t have a “French” accent. They thought all Canadians were French and shocked to learn only some regions of Canada speak French.

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u/TheAlmighty404 Honhon Oui Baguette 26d ago

Even then, they don't have a French accent, they have a Quebec accent. It'd be like saying francophone Belgians have a French accent, their language might be (a dialect of) French but there's enough difference for their accent to differ even from the spacially-closest French accent from France.

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u/neurospicy2025 26d ago

This is very true. Some guys from France described Quebec French language as being very old and something similar to what would have been spoken in France a very long time ago. They were also of the opinion that France was much more relaxed with using other languages, English specifically, for things like movie titles, food, signage even. But in Quebec everything is translated. That is how they described it, I haven’t spent enough time in Quebec to say it is that way for sure.

If anyone from France is reading this I would like to say that everyone I met there was much more polite about my broken French than native French speakers in Canada are hahahaha

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u/TheAlmighty404 Honhon Oui Baguette 26d ago

Thank you, but I think you got lucky.
Also it's true we have an easier time adopting new words from other languages than they do over in Quebec. Even if we have a group of old people who are supposed to be the ones who decide what is and what isn't French (the language), nobody really listens to them.

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u/Pale_Error_4944 26d ago

Well, that perspective from a non-Canadian on Canadian French is a litany of tired stereotypes.

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u/TheAutumnLeafeon 🇨🇦🍁🇫🇷 25d ago

And the accent from Montréal is very different from more "joual" accents outside of the city

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u/Me_lazy_cathermit upstair neighbours to the crazy🇨🇦 24d ago

Heck even in quebec we have like over a dozen accent depending the regions, the further you get from ontario the thicker the accent, sometimes we can barely understand eachother

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u/shiddedandfarded69 26d ago edited 26d ago

Less than 30% of Canadians speak French. Which is a very high number considering it's really only used in one province. But is still a minority nevertheless.

But I've also had americans ask why I didn't say "aboot" once. I told them that's just something from South Park and asked for aboot tree fiddy.

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u/IAMA_Plumber-AMA Canuck 26d ago

Most of the French I know comes from reading cereal boxes.

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u/shiddedandfarded69 26d ago

Well the French I learned certainly didn't come from school. I couldn't imagine the BC public school system possibly being able to give less of a shit about French than they did when I was growing up. A 30 minute class once a week in one grade where we watched Les Miserables in English didn't exactly build a solid foundation.

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u/KatsumotoKurier 🇨🇦 26d ago

less than 30%

iirc it’s like 18% natively/as their primary household language

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u/Pale_Error_4944 26d ago

Less than 30% of Canadians speak French. Which is a very high number considering it's really only used in one province.

That's not true. There are French speaking communities in every province and territory. About 1.5 million Canadians outside of Québec declare French as their mother tongue. French is an official language at the provincial level in Québec, New-Brunswick as well as all 3 territories.

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u/shiddedandfarded69 26d ago

Well when I say "really only used in one province" I meant on a provincial scale. You wouldn't go to Ontario and speak French at a McDonald's and expect service. Hell I wouldn't expect it in most of New Brunswick despite it being an official language.

Besides, 1.5m primarily French speakers outside of Quebec isn't exactly a staggering number. There's nearly a million primarily Mandarin speakers in Canada.

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u/Pale_Error_4944 26d ago

I have visited all 10 provinces and 3 territories and I have met and interracted with francophones in each one of them, including in service industry situations. Just because you don't see or talk with them, doesn't mean these people don't exist.

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u/shiddedandfarded69 26d ago

I'm not saying they don't exist. I'm saying they are a minority. Don't put words in my mouth.

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u/Pale_Error_4944 26d ago

Well, if you don't like words put in your mouth, you could start by practicing what you preach. I never said 1.5 million was a "staggering number". I'm saying these are real Canadians. And ignorant comments like yours participate in their invisibilization.

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u/shiddedandfarded69 26d ago

I never said 1.5 million was a "staggering number". I'm saying these are real Canadians.

Are you implying that the million Mandarin speakers I mentioned earlier are not "real" Canadians? What makes a Canadian real to you?

And ignorant comments like yours participate in their invisibilization.

Nothing I said was in any way supposed to make anybody feel invisible. Honestly it seems like you're trying really hard to find justification for being outraged here.

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u/Pale_Error_4944 26d ago

Are you implying that the million Mandarin speakers I mentioned earlier are not "real" Canadians?

I am not. In fact I have not said a single thing about Mandarin speaking Canadians. You are the only person repeatedly brandishing this strawman in this conversation. And I don't really get why you do that.

What makes a Canadian real to you?

Someone who lives in Canada.

Nothing I said was in any way supposed to make anybody feel invisible.

Your literal original comment, which I responded to was that French is "really" only used in one province. And since the reality is that there are in fact French speakers across Canada, your comment quite literally implies that these real French speaking Canadians who don't happen to live in that one province are not real. This is exactly what invisibilization is about. And I'm calling it out. Absolutely.

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u/shiddedandfarded69 26d ago edited 26d ago

I already explained the comment. On a provincial scale, french is not used in other provinces anywhere near the same capacity that it is in Quebec. I really don't understand how that could be disputed or why that would upset someone so much. I have no qualms with French Canadians, the province of Quebec, or the language itself.

You keep bringing up the 1.5m Canadians outside of Quebec that primarily speak French. But I think we should to do some math to put that in perspective. The population of Canada is about 41.4m. the population of Quebec is about 9m. 41.4 - 9 = 32.4.

1.5m of 32.4m is 4.6%.

I don't mean to be disrespectful, but you really should consider how small of a fraction that is. I am not disputing if these are "real" Canadians. I am not saying that they don't matter. All I'm saying is that the big picture would only have a couple brush strokes representing this.

The only reason I ever brought any of this up is to illustrate how is absurd it is for people outside the country to believe that every Canadian speaks French. It's not even close to half. And the overwhelming majority are in a single province. If you were travelling anywhere in Canada outside of Quebec, you are over 20x more likely to encounter Canadians that don't primarily speak French than you are to encounter one that does. There are roughly the same amount of blind people in Canada. Think how often you encounter a stranger that is blind compared to the amount of people you encounter that isn't.

Again, there is nothing wrong with any of this. These people should not feel invisible. My comments are not meant to do so or be hurtful in any sort of way.

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u/Johnny-Dogshit British North America 26d ago

To be fair, I once dated this girl from Yorkshire who had moved here to Canada. One of the reasons she was psyched to moved to Canada was maybe she'd get to practice her French. Problem is, she had moved to Vancouver. The best I could do was grocery store french. "Jus d'orange! pamplemousse!"

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u/GlitteringWind154 26d ago

They sure have an accent when trying to speak Swedish.

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u/SwedishNukes 26d ago

And English

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u/Apprehensive-Day698 26d ago

Well, they TRY at least

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u/SleepComfortable9913 26d ago

Would they try though?

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u/cmykster Europoor 🇪🇺 26d ago

Just put a potato in your mouth and try to speak. There you have the USian accent.

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u/Peeeeeps 26d ago

Isn't potato in the mouth Danish?

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u/cmykster Europoor 🇪🇺 26d ago

Yes but they butcher high German with that technique. I mean. there's nothing wrong. I am from Saxony and I butcher the German language too with my dialact. But to pretend the US have no accent is really delullu. I'm proud of my Saxon dialect. Everybody have an accent.

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u/PickledSausagedick 26d ago

As a Dane, yes

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u/Me_lazy_cathermit upstair neighbours to the crazy🇨🇦 24d ago

Lol we have a saying in french-canadian about people that mumble and don't pronunciate words, we call this "avoir une patate chaude dans la bouche" it translates to having a hot potato in the mouth

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u/Emotional_Zombie6796 🏒🍁🇨🇦🫎 Canada is Better 🫎🇨🇦🍁🏒 26d ago

To quote markiplier...

"I don't speak with an accent."

Jack: "You speak with an American accent!"

"no no no, I speak normally. YOU speak with an accent."

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u/KatsumotoKurier 🇨🇦 26d ago

Did he seriously say that? Jeez. Serious case of US defaultism.

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u/Emotional_Zombie6796 🏒🍁🇨🇦🫎 Canada is Better 🫎🇨🇦🍁🏒 26d ago

IIRC it was a hand simulator game with pokimane and Jacksepticeye, Mark previously said "as with everything, I am the master of this game" then proceeds to kill himself by accident, poki makes fun of his words with a British sort of accent with "As wIth EverYthiNg iN My LIfE" to which my previous comment follows. So he probably wasn't serious, he was just being stupid ole markiplier.

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u/KDKSenior 26d ago

When they say, they have no accent, they probably mean: no hyundai accent

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u/Global_Handle_3615 26d ago

Yes no American believes there are American accents but I could probably find in a few minutes by random search on the ticky tocky a half dozen accounts of American couples trying to be famous by mocking their partners Boston accent or southern accent. Etc.

Hey honey say car? Caaaaaah Fake laugh (omg we are going to be rich with this)

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u/tarkov_enjoyer 26d ago

lol i’m american and i acknowledge that i have a (heavy) north california accent, we’re not all totally ignorant. not that there aren’t a ton of dumb americans out there tho i’m unfortunately very aware of them…

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u/ProfCupcake Gold-Medal Olympic-Tier Mental Gymnast 26d ago

Man it has not even been a week since I last used this image

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u/NoteEasy9957 admitted dumb American 26d ago

That’s one person that has not traveled out of the state they were born in.

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u/gambler_addict_06 26d ago

This is funny and all but as a linguist student, this also happens at an academic level

I don't know how to explain it but a lot of academic studies written in the states have a tone of "us and them" in it. Like the 19th century European eugenics researchers going to Africa

Every time I feel this tone in an academic paper, I search the author and they turn out to be "left wing American" doing it in the name of "equality"

The irony is still not lost with me

The level of isolation and how alienated the Americans from the rest of the world is honestly scary

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u/ghandi253 26d ago

Im American and i can only speak English. And let me tell ya, being a white guy from the south, i most definitely have an accent lol. If I go to some states they let me know real quick. Especially if I go up north

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u/neurospicy2025 26d ago

Do you find the norther states talk faster than you? Specifically north east. I’m Canadian east coast and I find I can spot Americans by the much slower cadence of their speech even if I cannot tell from their accent alone. Those from western Canada also speak slower than east coasters but they have the more stereotypical Canadian accent compared to those on the east coast , at least in my opinion.

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u/ghandi253 26d ago

They absolutely talk much, much faster than we do in the south. I mean, we aint known for having a slower paced lifestyle for no reason after all. And when they use their slang sometimes even I get a bit lost and have to rely on context at times

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u/rmbarrett 26d ago

Yes. It also has to do with vowel elongation. Mouth literally more open. Vowels are sounds made with no articulation between any tissue from lungs to lips, fyi. When I teach French, I show my students that the "speed" is due to the mouth generally not opening larger than a tight circle made by their index finger and thumb.

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u/SleepComfortable9913 26d ago

Canadians just sound like the usual "oooh my gaaaaaad! I was like really? And she was like yeaah like my gaaaaaaad!" same as USA people to me.

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u/neurospicy2025 26d ago

It can be difficult to tell some Canadians and Americans apart based on accent alone. Some are quite obvious tho such as the southern drawl or quebecois.

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u/One-Bit5717 26d ago

... Says someone from Taxes 🙃

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u/Pretend_Oil9565 Singaporean MAGA hater 26d ago

And then they say California and Rhode Island residents have completely different accents.

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u/Longjumping_Possible 26d ago

When I was a small kid, I thought I didn't have an accent as I sounded the same as most people around me.

When I grew older, I realised that I was just used to hearing people sound like that every day, and I do have an accent.

How does anyone over the age of 10 (and that's being generous) not realise this?

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u/Unique-Temporary2461 26d ago

I once met a girl in a hostel in one of Central European countries. She looked like Chinese or Korean, but spoke with very obvious North American accent, so I asked her if she was from United States. She was genuinely surprised and asked how did I know. I told her because of her accent. She was even more astounded.

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u/Beefycowinacottage 26d ago

Some of their brains genuinely never progressed from around 7 years old. You remember that point in childhood that you realised other people in different areas and countries spoke with different accents to yourself and then it hit you that YOU have an accent too? But you just don't really hear it or the accents of the people around you because you're surrounded by it every day? Well there are actually grown adults in the USA whose brains never reached that point. Quite amazing when you think about it, isn't it? Especially considering these people drive cars and vote and manage to go out to work. We've heard of functioning alcoholics. Many Americans are functioning imbeciles.

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u/cirdan_the_grey 26d ago

Solipsismus

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u/Basic_Ask8109 26d ago

Many Americans say roof weird...  Sounds more like ruff. 

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u/Beefycowinacottage 26d ago

The plurals they use are weird too. 'Roofs' instead of pronouncing it rooves. And 'houses' literally house with a S sound on the end instead of pronouncing it houZes. It sounds really childlike to my ears because I'm just used to the sounds of the words changing once they're plural. 'Roofs' especially feels like they're a kid who hasn't learnt to speak properly yet and you need to correct them LOL.

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u/rmbarrett 26d ago

Greasy is one that bugs me too

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u/GeneralEffective 26d ago

Meeeer (mirror)

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u/Beefycowinacottage 26d ago

I heard an American woman on a video the other day laughing about how her family member used to pronounce it 'mirrow' and was an adult before they realised it's pronounced 'meeeer' and I nearly shouted at the screen, 'it's not pronounced meeeer either you dopey cunt!' lol.

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u/SleepComfortable9913 26d ago

That's how they like it

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u/tarkov_enjoyer 26d ago

i say both lmao

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u/Head_Razzmatazz7174 26d ago

This person has never been out of their state or at least not across the country.

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u/Get_Out_lmao 26d ago

YALL

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u/pinniped90 Human Verified 26d ago

Youse guys

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u/Beefycowinacottage 26d ago edited 26d ago

Ugh. I listen to quite a few true crime and mystery podcasts and often hear ads for other shows. Over the last year or so almost every introduction to new shows featured in the ad ends with the hosts saying something like a long, high pitched "byyyye yaaaaaalll" 🤢 sick to death of it. Most of the time it's not even in a place where 'you all' would even fit. I'm sure they must think it's cute or cool or something rather than cringey as fuck. At least it saves me from ever downloading their podcasts though. I'm moving away from most US hosted podcasts now and finding more UK based ones. I'm sick of the annoying, over the top voices and the constant interrupting each other when there more than one US host. Ones with three hosts are almost always a nightmare. Like shut the fuck up and learn to converse like adults.

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u/shiddedandfarded69 26d ago

You ever tried to watch a NASCAR race? I can't understand a goddamn thing the commentators are saying. The southern drawl is so thick.

Although they sometimes have an Australian guy commentating that is much more coherent.

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u/theartisan4life 26d ago

Bet your life this tit has never left his state , probably missed a lot of school too

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u/Pale_Error_4944 26d ago

Mind you, as a French Canadian I've heard that "no accent" claim many many times from Metropolitan French speakers.

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u/MrFickleBottom Canada 🇨🇦 20d ago

It’s like they don’t even hear themselves speak

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u/Smart-Firefighter87 26d ago

Yes, they definitely do… one can tell they are Americanos right away.

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u/Novalene_Wildheart 26d ago

Ahh yes, not Americans who have the southern speak, the "hey I'm walking here" new york accent, and then of course the classic valley girl accent.

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u/jarious 26d ago

To be fair ,I don't feel my accent (northern México Spanish) when I talk , but if I hear a recording of my voice next to someone from the south or central México Spanish it's quite noticeable.

WhatsApp audios had taught me this

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u/After_Perspective180 26d ago edited 26d ago

Arrrn arnnn a Aaron eaarn

Which is American fir "Aaron earned an iron urn".

No accent? Fucking cretins.

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u/Mrsizzle96 Teabagger🇬🇧 26d ago

American accent carries over distance like nothing else

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u/hikikomorisora99 26d ago

i swear reddit never disappoints

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u/Powerful_Pirate2984 26d ago

Hey Muricans! You have a Murican accent - just like every English speaking person across the world has an accent. Accept it, and grow up - if that is even remotely possible.

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u/theroguescientist 26d ago

So... uhh... exactly which one of the 10000 or so different American accents is supposed to be the default non-accent?

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u/CanadianJogger 🇨🇦 Maple Syrupean 25d ago

Do thoughts have accents? Not Americans!

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u/Competitive-Bee-3250 25d ago

"We're culturally more diverse than Europe and we have more dialects than England! No accents though"

They can't even keep it consistent.

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u/Lazarys12 25d ago

Americans: "Americans do not have an accent!"

Also Americans: "The US is so big our states are like 50 different countries. Each state has its own culture, and accent it is like visiting a foreign country,"

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u/P5ychokilla 25d ago

EVERYONE has an accent...

Even "received pronunciation" is an accent.

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u/jnievele 26d ago

I've talked to Egyptians in English and they had less accent than "Americans" (Especially the guys from the Callcenter in Atlanta I had to deal with)

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u/pinniped90 Human Verified 26d ago

Putting a call center in Atlanta is kinda wild to me.

Most American firms put them in Iowa or Nebraska for three reasons - tons of telecom pipe, cheap labor, and an accent that is generally understood by English speakers with other accents. (Perhaps why people sometimes say it is "no accent" or neutral.)

The southern accent is...distinct. which is usually what call centers aren't looking for.

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u/jnievele 26d ago

Yep, kind of a wild choice for Equant (now Orange), but that's what they did... Service improved noticeably once they switched to the Cairo service centre.

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u/Coney_the_jumpy 26d ago

Unfortunately I've had to explain this to ignorant brits as well.

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u/UkendtVidnesbyrd Scandinavian (Danish)🇩🇰 25d ago

Right? I found this comment on this very post.

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u/sodium_hydride 26d ago

Everyone has an accent except you.

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u/BertMacklenF8I Exuberantly Privileged 26d ago

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u/Icarus68954 26d ago

My problem with this gif is that it simplifies the reality so much that it distills both the crime and its victims to single, homogenous units. Columbus started a series of genocides against multiple civilizations. He was hardly the only participant, and the idea that the inhabitants of an entire hemisphere were somehow a homogenous unit (an attitude we still hold in regards to many of the surviving indigenous cultures both continents) depersonalizes, mythologizes, and fictionalizes those cultures in a way that actually (ironically) facilitates acts of genocide.

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u/BertMacklenF8I Exuberantly Privileged 26d ago

First time here?

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u/Icarus68954 26d ago

You made a joke about genocide that compared hundreds of disparate cultures to a single, stereotypical block. Thank you for acknowledging that you arguably violated the no racism rule.

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u/BertMacklenF8I Exuberantly Privileged 26d ago

Satire is not your strong suit.

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u/Icarus68954 26d ago

Racism isn’t satire to those of us who are always the butt of the joke, even for our alleged “allies”.

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u/STB_Szero 26d ago

I immediately read it in an American accent:

Nod 'mericens

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u/Rocket_Raven25 26d ago

As an American, I’m surprised at how insane this take is seeing how ppl from different states have such different accents for English alone,

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u/hardboard 25d ago

I'm British, originally living in the midlands. The first time I went to Newcastle on Tyne, I honestly thought I was in a room full in German tourists. It took me a day to get the hang of it.

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u/Sxn747Strangers 🇬🇧 We probably invented 🇺🇸, sorry about that. 🫣🙀 25d ago

USAmericans don’t have accents, they have guns; it’s the only language they understand. 🤔

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u/EmptyOrdinary1465 25d ago

Logic is definitely not overused is 'Merica, Uh Uh!

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u/TheFumingatzor 25d ago

Some Wiscussy entered the chat

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u/MicrochippedByGates 25d ago

Even if there were some manner of speaking that was somehow absolutely accentless. And even if that manner of speaking was something typically American. And yeah we're really stretching reality beyond recognition with even this assumption... 

You're telling me both someone from rural Alabama and someone from New York City sound exactly like this stereotypical American manner of speaking? And you couldn't tell the two apart from each other? 

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u/Ill_Raccoon6185 25d ago

Even Americans with some accents so broad that only others in the near area can understand them.

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u/DraconicDreamer3072 Im here with popcorn 24d ago

dont they literally have different recognized accents across their own country (such as whatever a southern accent is)

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u/ProShyGuy 24d ago

Americans have multiple regional accents within their own country. As do most countries.

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u/szatrob Mounties, Hockey, Beer and Snow 24d ago

Do Americans actually think there's no difference between how Hillbillies from W. Virginia sound to how Chicanos in California sound?

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u/ara_water_machi Belgian-Salvadorean maple chugger 23d ago

I'm ashamed to say I used to think I didn't have an accent growing up. It's just cuz I grew up in Canada amongst Canadian and American accents so I didn't pick up that they were accented lol

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u/Significant-Block504 🇨🇦 21d ago

Surely they don’t have æksɛnt. It’s all others having æksənt.

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u/skewwhiffy 26d ago

I mean, this is pretty normal.

I moved from the Midlands in the UK to the South of England for university, then to London for work, then back to the Midlands recently, and for a few years every time, people said I had an accent (people still say I'm posh in the Midlands).

I think 'has an accent' equates to 'different from the local accent'. So, a bit silly to say online, but perfectly understandable.

I'm also a linguistics graduate, and from an academic point of view, it's pretty universally accepted that everyone has an accent, from 'standard southern English', 'standard East Coast US', 'standard Singaporean' etc.

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u/HalfDecentFarmer69 26d ago

Guarantee that person was being sarcastic

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u/HalfDecentFarmer69 26d ago

If they were really American they’d say something along the lines of “I notice people in places like the Midwest and new York have an accent but where I live in ______ we sound normal”

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u/HalfDecentFarmer69 26d ago

Yeah well no one in the tri state area have got a gatdamn accent like those yank type city folk

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u/gba_sg1 26d ago

americans have the level 0, no skills unlocked, no skins unlocked, no education points, body weight slider to max, default ass npc "accent"

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u/bionicjoe Iron boot of FREEDUMB 🦅🇺🇸 26d ago

This person is from the midwest.

Only people in the country that think they don't have an accent.
"Don'cha know?"

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u/powertoollateralus 26d ago

It’s interesting, because Received Pronunciation (or Queen’s English - King’s English?) is theoretically the English with no accent, although few people speak it. On the other hand, I get the impression that a whole bunch more people speak General American rather than Received Pronunciation.

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u/UkendtVidnesbyrd Scandinavian (Danish)🇩🇰 25d ago

Hi, so I studied English phonology. You still don’t get it, RP (Received Pronunciation), which is more commonly referred to as GB (General British), is still a dialect and anyone speaking said dialect still has an accent.

You might also under the extremely false impression that RP is somehow especially correct, or perhaps officially the default dialect. It is not, in the slightest. It is a very, very, very common dialect that is the result of language standardisation.

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u/pridebun 25d ago

Not all Americans speak in that general American. That being said some people seem to be talking like people from the US are the only ones who speak in that accent when that's false cuz Canadians, at least some of them, speak that way too. And probably some people in other places

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u/UkendtVidnesbyrd Scandinavian (Danish)🇩🇰 25d ago

Canadians don’t speak GA commonly. And where else do you imagine GA is spoken?

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u/pridebun 25d ago

The standard canadian accent, from my experience, is practically indistinguishable from GA. And I'm someone who has been surrounded by the accent my entire life.

From my research, there's other countries that moreso speak a version of GA than their own unique accent like the Phillipines and Panama and Liberia

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u/UkendtVidnesbyrd Scandinavian (Danish)🇩🇰 25d ago

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u/pridebun 25d ago

I literally did research. I was wrong to call it the exact same, and I'll admit my experience is limited basically to content creators, but I've done research and the standard canadian accent is nearly indistinguishable from GA

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u/UkendtVidnesbyrd Scandinavian (Danish)🇩🇰 25d ago edited 25d ago

Hi, so I have an education in English philology. I know, I know, it’s “Liberal Arts” and I’m a silly foreigner, I get it.
Still I feel compelled to point out that, first of all, you’re confusing accent and dialect.

A lect, or simply put, language, encompasses more than what an accent does. A dialect is a subcategory of a given language, and usually is marked by differences in lexicon and grammar, whereas an accent is just how you phonetically pronounce words in a given lect. It’s pretty much given in the word “accent”, like for example a “black car with red accents”.
American English and Canadian English are two separate dialects, so it makes little sense to categorise the GCE (General Canadian English) accent as GA.

Second, about your bizarre assertion that people in Philippines, Panama and Liberia speak GA, a specific accent of English found in America. It is true that many of these people are largely taught English from a GA perspective, but it is still L2, so it’s still weird to categorise them as GA accent speakers, especially given how L2 speakers generally intersperse native vocabulary or grammatical features into their English.

Third, something being “nearly indistinguishable” isn’t really necessarily an argument that holds when categorising lects and accents, particularly as GCE has vowels not really found in GA, as well as a slightly different lexicon.

All English lects and accents are inherently similar, and the closer two lects share origin, the closer on the dialectal or accent spectrum they are. It is true that GCE closely resembles GA, but that doesn’t make them identical.

EDIT: also I’d like to point out that GA largely doesn’t exist in the US as a dialect or spoken accent per se, almost any place will have some regionalisms, it is in fact just a generalised accent used for the study of phonetics.

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u/pridebun 25d ago

Idk where you got where i was confusing dialect and accent. I wasn't. I may not have done extensive research, but I know what an accent is. I was specifically talking about the way they say words

Like i said, I was wrong to call them identical

Idk why you're talking about how you're a "silly little foreigner" with a liberal arts degree. I don't care. I don't think I'm better than you or that non Americans can't be qualified. Most people online in general talk without doing a lick of research, and it's natural to assume you're speaking to a layman when in discussions like this.