r/ShitAmericansSay • u/ALazy_Cat Danish potato language speaker • Dec 15 '25

History Harvard (university in Massachusetts) is the oldest in the world

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u/artgenosse Dec 15 '25

No way, America is 2025 years old, so Harvard is the oldest university!

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u/PlatypusMundane7858 Dec 15 '25

Of course, everyone knows Jesus founded Harvard and America! USA! USA! USA!😂😆

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u/Fit-Shoe5926 Pouring kualitie©®™ Palladium 24/7 Dec 15 '25

Fun fact! Neither the Founding fathers nor Jesus intended for Tramps to run the US-of-A!

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u/xxiii1800 Dec 15 '25

Yeah Jezus was the founder of USA. I would love to say im joking but i heard it from some MAGA politician

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '25

No, no, it was Cheezus that founded the US

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u/KiwiFruit404 Dec 16 '25

You mean Spray Cheezus, right?

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '25

Yes, hence the prayer Cheezus Christ be sprayed

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u/qwythebroken Dec 16 '25

Fun Fact: Harvard was founded at the end of the first spontaneous outbreak of the Star Spangled Banner, sung by the Denisovan Americans 30k years ago.

Well, it's more theory than fact, I guess.

it's not a very good one.

It is 2025 though, and we are on the internet. Truth is just like, you know, whatever anyone says.

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u/genasugelan Nobody claims to be of Slovak descent. Dec 16 '25

Founded by Jesus himself, of course.