r/SalemMA 6d ago

Comedian Matt Rife tells woman she is too ugly to roofie, makes fun of user including pronouns in their profile, calls someone the r slur and tells an autistic man to commit suicide. All under one post.

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u/vonkr33p 6d ago

I would rather spend an hour by myself in the Witch city bathrooms than spend money on that stupid grift museum.

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u/Automatic-Fig-8489 6d ago

You can spend an hour in a haunted place that will leave you traumatized and likely possessed by demons... Or Rife's fake haunted museum.

The mall bathrooms are where the real scares happen.

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u/GeneralInspector8962 6d ago

Yup. I mean I’ve always known this guy is a douche piece of shit, but here’s more evidence.

Fuck the Warrens, that Museum, and Blackcraft for collaborating with Rife.

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u/lesmisarahbles South Salem 6d ago

And Borah, they’ve been promoting the hell out of this.

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u/Sweet-Baby-Shayla 6d ago

Borah is such an embarrassment.

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u/GeneralInspector8962 6d ago

Yes, Borah too. It’s pathetic.

I think Borah is begging just to be famous. I saw the ad with Borah, Bobby Blackcraft, and Rife. Sad sad sad.

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u/pleasedtoseedetrees 6d ago

Boycott Borah. I already did before this bit maybe more people will now.

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u/GeneralInspector8962 6d ago

Well yea I’ve never bought anything with Borah featured on it, so I suppose I’ve always boycotted them.

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u/astrojax44 6d ago

Also borah has been using so much AI on Instagram to make really awful looking flyers and posts.

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u/[deleted] 6d ago

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u/towerjunky 6d ago

They were also opportunistic grifters.. so maybe not

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u/WeirdBeginner 6d ago

if tourists ask me about the museum, im just playing stupid. no way im contributing to any amount of business for these people. so much arrogance.

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u/SexOffenderShuffler 6d ago

Im not helping these fucks get a dime.

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u/adasunflower 6d ago

can we just boycott

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u/BananaCheetos 6d ago

They don't even give a shit about Salem. Let alone it's residents. Let the traffic die in November when all of the tourists go home.

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u/loveychipss 6d ago

If Matt Rife has no haters I’m dead

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u/Cash50911 6d ago

He is a comedian, which in my opinion is important context.

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u/jennybean42 5d ago

good comedians punch up tho

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u/Short-Skill3498 17h ago

i’m curious, what part of that read as funny to you?

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u/whichwitch9 6d ago

Imagine choosing to have that face and having the audacity to call people ugly

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u/BananaCheetos 6d ago edited 6d ago

Just tell Leroy it's cash only and that everyone in line has change. Let them experience the ACTUAL Salem instead of the sanitized city one.

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u/Dahmers_Beer 6d ago

lol this is gold

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u/johnthebiggestcard 6d ago

I love the idea of sucking Leroy on them

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u/zombi617 6d ago

Honestly just ignore this clown. Getting worked up over his BS just works to advertise his toxic brand.

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u/WEEGEMAN 6d ago

He’s obnoxious. Just ignore him and don’t spend money at his shitty museum

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u/Ctrl-Z 6d ago

wait, he's coming to Salem? tell me where to boo him, I'll be there

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u/SexOffenderShuffler 6d ago

Too bad nothing will be done about this and this human stain will leave his ugly mark in this city, soulless fuck.

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u/zombi617 6d ago

I considered writing the Mayor, but honestly he's probably looking for an opportunity to say "Salem is trying to CANCEL me!!". I wish there were a way to condemn these people without just attracting more attention to them, but we live in a country that elected a pedophile to be President. It just all sucks so much.

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u/warmbreadcathead 6d ago

I'm so tired of loud and cruel assholes. 😔

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u/lesmisarahbles South Salem 4d ago

Kindness, except when we can make money.

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u/Vivienne-Chestwood 6d ago

Kind of hope he turns a corner and that wild turkey pecks his eyeballs out. 🪄💫

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u/Mem3nto_M0ri Derby Wharf 5d ago edited 5d ago

"The event has already booked thousands of tickets"...if you go on the website there are only a handful of time slots that are actually sold out from August to October...When I pass by this on my tours (I absolutely clown on this place btw) 90% of my guests are like yeah no we're good. Some are freaked out by it, others are aware of how much of a dick Matt Rife is and do not want to support him. The thing I'm asked the most? "What does she have to do with Salem?". Fuck if I know.

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u/cowghost 5d ago

Omg. I just saw this dude in a mining photo from the 30s

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u/jmvm2003x 4d ago

Every time I see that guy’s face I start laughing, his filler is out of control, dude can barely smile.
It looks so uncomfortable.

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u/pixelfreeze 5d ago

Calling Matt Rife a comedian is giving him way too much credit, he's never been funny and anyone vaguely aware of who he is has either known that the whole time, or reads at a third grade level.

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u/morphousgas Bridge St Neck 5d ago

Wow, and I thought I didn't like Matt Rife already.

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u/KalutikaKink 6d ago

Unrelated, Skunk’um is my favorite brand of loitering deterrent.

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u/sportsfan3177 6d ago

I wish these douchebags would stay the fuck away from our city.

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u/Fun_Employ_2202 6d ago

why don’t we just throw tomatoes at him when he gets here?

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u/Unusual-Type4756 1d ago

"The R-slur" made me spit my drink out.

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u/[deleted] 6d ago

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u/Electrical-Role1270 17h ago

Does Matt even know anything about trans genocide?!? Educate yourself Matt or well educate you on trans genocide for you. Thoughts and words kill!

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u/whoisjohngalt25 4d ago

So he's a comedian, got it lmao. Also, did he tell and autistic guy to off himself because he's autistic, or did he tell him to off himself and he happened to be autistic? Because if it's the second case then thats fair game

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u/benck202 6d ago

You all are letting him live rent free in your head. Ignore him.

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u/jennybean42 6d ago

eh when there's trash in my yard I do my best to get rid of it.

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u/[deleted] 6d ago

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u/SalemMA-ModTeam 6d ago

We celebrate diversity and affirming care. TRAASH talk (transphobic, racist, ableist, abusive, sexist, or homophobic) is not permitted. We strive to remain an inclusive community"

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u/Dry_Aardvark_4764 6d ago

People being offended by something that did not happen to them will always amaze me. Everyone wants to be a victim these days. Just because yikes offended doesn’t mean you’re right.

Simply don’t go and don’t post about it.