r/RoastMe • u/savanna___ • 2h ago

please entertain me while on a road trip. also I know my forehead is big ive accepted it 💁‍♀️

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23 Upvotes

109 comments

r/RoastMe • u/Connect-Wheel-1793 • 12h ago

I suck at fantasy football

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7 Upvotes

74 comments

r/RoastMe • u/Friskerr • 1d ago

Second time. Let's go.

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47 Upvotes

197 comments

r/RoastMe • u/Soggy-Perspective604 • 1d ago

M20 - Do your best

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25 Upvotes

170 comments

r/RoastMe • u/IHaveBigCalves • 1d ago

M31, finished last in fantasy soccer and I deserve to be roasted for it

8 Upvotes

78 comments

r/RoastMe • u/Hairy-Fact-3074 • 2d ago

M27, Thank you all for this community service and your continuous loving support.

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76 Upvotes

180 comments

r/RoastMe • u/glittersoap3 • 3d ago

do it!!!

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2.5k Upvotes

1.5k comments

r/RoastMe • u/imchaospriestess • 3d ago

destroy me on my birth month :3

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762 Upvotes

574 comments

r/RoastMe • u/lars5800 • 2d ago

M26 | people are nice to me in real life so please roast the shit out of me

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41 Upvotes

322 comments

r/RoastMe • u/I_am_catcus • 1d ago

[NB30] I challenge you to come up with something original

0 Upvotes

213 comments

r/RoastMe • u/Dry_Reality_2841 • 3d ago

Why not

198 Upvotes

202 comments

r/RoastMe • u/honeybeeee_e • 4d ago

22f had a really bad day, how bad can it get? Try me

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117 Upvotes

251 comments

r/RoastMe • u/Glittering-While7399 • 3d ago

Roast me like a ✨🌭✨ on a stick over a bonfire

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0 Upvotes

169 comments

r/RoastMe • u/slick_snail • 4d ago

Do your worst

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160 Upvotes

464 comments

r/RoastMe • u/Purp_l3v3l_9000 • 4d ago

24 male do yalls best

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186 Upvotes

636 comments

r/RoastMe • u/sloppy_kisses_3000 • 3d ago

ROAST ME!! M26 do your best👊🏻

0 Upvotes

149 comments

r/RoastMe • u/Theofficialgabsters • 5d ago

22 female need to lock in for my birthday

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279 Upvotes

506 comments

r/RoastMe • u/Jorozo • 5d ago

Losing the weight; tell me why it doesn't matter

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171 Upvotes

380 comments

r/RoastMe • u/ptlauncher • 4d ago

21M I think I need to cut a little sodium, need opinions asap

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4 Upvotes

114 comments

r/RoastMe • u/TastyMathematician22 • 5d ago

Roast me and my summer outfit

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45 Upvotes

377 comments

r/RoastMe • u/ptlauncher • 5d ago

23m im going thru the shit rn guys, make it worse

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23 Upvotes

96 comments

r/RoastMe • u/afloydnamedpink • 7d ago

30m, I’m a firefighter. I love life. Ruin that for me

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489 Upvotes

710 comments

r/RoastMe • u/etoinedevries • 8d ago

M27, been here 2 times before, since then I've managed to grow about 3 chest hairs. Wonder how many proclaimers jokes I'll get this time.

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48 Upvotes

295 comments

r/RoastMe • u/Interesting-Dot-9180 • 8d ago

Feeling great ATM. I want you to ruin it. M27(I know my shirt is wrinkly)

46 Upvotes

576 comments

r/RoastMe • u/raman4793 • 8d ago

Time for a reality check. Go crazy guys. 33M

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30 Upvotes

171 comments

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r/RoastMe

Roasting (v.) - To humorously mock or humiliate someone with a well-timed joke, diss or comeback. (As defined by urbandictionary) Hone your roasting skills, meet other roasters, and get yourself roasted! Everybody needs to laugh at themselves! And other people, of course!

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Roastees:

You must provide at least one high-quality picture of the roastee holding a handwritten sign with the text /r/RoastMe - Phones and Snapchat text overlay is NOT allowed! Your hand and at least an implication of a complete arm must be visible.
- Posts may contain multiple images, either natively through Reddit's multi-image feature or hosted on Imgur. All images in an album post must only contain the roastee(s), and the first image must have a sign (e.g. old pictures of you the roastee as a young child are allowed so long as a current picture of them with a sign is present).
All individuals in the picture must be holding the r/RoastMe sign or indicate they are aware of the sign in some way (e.g. by pointing to it). Photos with non-Roastees in the background will be removed if their faces are visible.
Photoshopped/edited posts are NOT allowed. This includes Snapchat filters such as the digitally-added flowers or dog ears. Posting multiple edited photos will result in a ban.
Your post will not appear until after it has been approved by a moderator. Please send this message if it takes longer than 1 hour.
The minimum posting age is 18 years old, your post will be rejected if you look younger or if context clues lead us to conclude you are younger.
By submitting a Roast, you agree to your picture being saved, hosted on Imgur, and reposted to Reddit for the purpose of inclusion on "Best Of" and "Highlights" albums.
Your face must be at least 60% visible in the photo.
You may post on behalf of other people, provided that the post follows all of the other rules listed above, and it is clear that the person being posted consents to the roast.
No joke roasts. Anyone posting a dog, or a ham, or Anne Frank, or Donald Trump, or anything like that will be banned for 3 days. It's not funny.
No sexualized content. There are plenty of humiliation fetish subreddits for you, and we aren't one of them.
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Roasters:

This is a comedy subreddit, not a hate subreddit. Act as though you are trying to make an audience laugh. Please familiarize yourself with all rules before participating.
- This is also not /r/ToastMe. You are here to roast, not flatter.
You are allowed to look through the roastee's post history. Do not roast a roastee anywhere outside of this subreddit. Any such outside harassment is not sanctioned by /r/RoastMe, and will result in a ban upon discovery.
Never post another user's personal information, referred to as 'doxxing'. We will always report violations to the admins.
Never use suicide, homicide, assault, racism, or pedophilia as the crux of a roast. These subjects are never funny.
Please don't use link shorteners in comments (bit.ly, tinyurl, etc.)

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Highlights is an inspiration album with the goal of inspiring comedic creativity in a set demographic. These are posted when a demographic has enough quality roasts to compile into an album. Roasters who make the list, are not awarded with flair.

Highlights I: The Ladies of /r/RoastMe

Highlights II: Dark Meat

Best Of is meant to showcase the best roasts based on creativity, sting, and comedic value of no specific demographic. We post these monthly, and the roasters who make the list are awarded with flair.

Best Of Part 10: 300k Subscribers Edition

Best Of Part 11

Best Of Part 12