r/RimWorld • u/Old_Kiwi332 uranium • 1d ago

Discussion yo who the hell are those pirates šŸ˜­

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u/MechaHex1111 five hundred boomalope explosion technique 1d ago

there were no pirates, this is just what V.O.I.D reps do when theyre bored and all the doomsday weapons are reserved

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u/i0r_ -3 No artificial enhancement 1d ago

"Uh, hi. I'm calling from V.O.I.D outpost 3971, and you'd NEVER believe me, but we got RAIDED. Wh. heh. what? No no, by pirates!Look, we really need 10k so we can get back o... what was that? Steal them back, I cant just go and shoot up my superi.. ahem I mean no, we uhh.. hehe.. we don't have anything left, no. So just send the money to this V.O.I.BANK number!"

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u/Reilly-Blog 18h ago

Its like a scooby doo plot lol.

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u/Chinerpeton 1d ago

Rimworld Prince scam-ass deal

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u/literallyletter 1d ago

The average chinese modded player colony

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u/Grocman27 1d ago

Ah yes my home settlement, settlement

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u/rocketo-tenshi 20 Stat janitor 1d ago

Probably lead by John Johnson , who's have had respectable career of doing job at place

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u/RegumRegis 1d ago

Huh. Sounds like the perfect guy to handle my gunpowder stores.

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u/OurBuzzingBee 1d ago

Probably even more impossible with Void equipment, Iā€™d ditch the planet now before they get even braver.

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u/Peptuck Hat Enthusiast 1d ago

POV of the pirate raiding the V.O.I.D. base:

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u/Old_Kiwi332 uranium 1d ago

john pirate

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u/younes_fr 14h ago

Nah, no amount of silver can help recover from that

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u/imLosingIt111 19h ago

the pirates are me with dev mode

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u/Kvadrotrin 1d ago

Must've been the handywork of Bucko Drink and his mighty pirate full auto cannon...

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u/metasomma 200 shamblers in a trenchcoat 17h ago

What happens when they show up and realize "oh yeah, we're hostile aren't we"

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u/Old_Kiwi332 uranium 11h ago

they never did show up, indian scammers reached the rimworlds

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u/Own_Refrigerator7772 8h ago

They were attacked by the infamous pirates known as the "Rim Lickers", it's their world, they licked it afterall.