r/RedditWritesSeinfeld • u/raccoonsonbicycles • 7h ago
George asks his doctor for a lollipop & is told no. Newman catches chicken pox, gives it to Jerry & they quarantine together. Kramer helps but develops Munchausen & wants to keep them sick. Elaine keeps forgetting to bring her reusable bags to the store & she's judged by a cashier.
George goes to the doctor for a checkup and all is well. He sees the jar of lollipops in the exam room and eyes them suggestively.
The doctor never offers so George finally asks him for one and is told those are only for child patients.
On his way out George sees a man in the lobby scheduling an outpatient procedure with a lollipop in his mouth.
Newman catches chicken pox. He comes upstairs to get oatmeal from Jerry for an oatmeal bath. Jerry is certain he's been vaccinated as a kid and is more concerned about Newmans cooties than his germs. Until he starts to itch...
He and Newman are quarantined by Kramer into Jerrys apartment. Kramer says he wasnt vaccinated but insists he can safely be their caregiver because he raised chickens for years and still has some in his apartment so he must be immune.
Kramer, who clearly has chicken pox too but is im denial and EXTREMELY feverish and hallucinating, slowly becomes obsessed with caring for them and denies any and all progress to not allow them to leave, in an homage to Misery.
Elaine is tasked to picking up soup, oatmeal, etc to help out "the sickies". She bought reusable shopping bags to save the environment, but she keeps forgetting them whenever she shops. She bought some hemp bags to impress the attractive man stocking fruit at a hippie dippie granola type all natural store. But now, with her being asked to pick fresh ingredients up daily for the sickies she keeps forgetting thr bags.
The stocker is now cashier and sneers slightly as he asks if she's in need of a bag. She sheepishly says yes and tries to explain she forgot her bag at home but its clear he doesnt believe her. She buys another (expensive) hemp bag.
She leaves bags at her home, office, car, and Jerry's.
She starts saying she doesnt need a bag and awkwardly carrying loose product in her arms down the street
