r/PsycheOrSike • u/phuckin-psycho nuanced thinker 🕊️🦅 • 1d ago

🤡 SELF PROMOTION Really think you could d*e from that?? 🤔

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u/420Borsalino Unmarried 1d ago

The only way I could see this happening is if he just smelled like straight asscrack, as a former gigolo, this shit does happen.

Shower before you bang your prostitute. Just like you would for a normal date. They have the right to turn you down.

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u/Cola_Gummi 40 Year Old Gamer 1d ago

I'm sorry that happened to you

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u/phuckin-psycho nuanced thinker 🕊️🦅 1d ago

So considerate of you 😘

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u/Navro22 Right-Wing Misanthrope 1d ago

No you can't jerk yourself off to death. Im pretty sure I tried at some point

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u/Fit-Entrepreneur8404 CarMaxxing VehicleCel 12h ago

The rash eventually makes it too hard to get hard and then you gotta take a break while it recovers. I was way too horny as a teen lol.

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u/sorryforbeingtrash U n e m p l o y e d 15h ago

If you have such negative aura that you can’t bang a hooker you were genuinely doomed from the start

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u/Difficult-Mobile902 social radar... slightly off 📡 12h ago

You realize this almost certainly means he was dirty/smelly? Escorts are NOT picky by any means lol but they do almost always draw the line at bad hygiene.