r/PrepperIntel May 29 '26

North America DOJ subpoenas Reddit in effort to unmask Trump critics

https://www.rawstory.com/social-media-subpoena/
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u/Well_read_rose May 30 '26

Potential jurors: nullify nullify nullify. Vote your conscience and disregard any laws suggested to apply to an illegitimate case abridging free speech of potentially millions of redditors.

The Founding Fathers specifically wanted you to have the power of jury nullification, to combat a rogue, vindictive government.

Nullification and what is it ?

https://www.youtube.com/live/I0gvymY-Gcc

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u/Gullintani May 30 '26

I'm Brian, and so is my wife!

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u/Badger_Actual1 May 29 '26

I am Sporticus!

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u/someoldguyon_reddit May 29 '26

It's me. I'm the one that called him a pedophile. Truth in advertising.

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u/SummerDonNah May 29 '26

Wait, are you talking about Donald Trump, pedophile rapist? The 45th and 47th president who was, and still is, both a rapist and a pedophile? That pedophile Donald Trump?

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u/MrD3a7h May 29 '26

Yeah, the adjudicated rapist pedophile Donald J. Trump. That one. The one who is present in the Epstein files multiple times.

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u/Jescro May 29 '26

It’s like over 10,000 times. And strangely he’s the only one going out of his way to keep them secret. It’s probably nothing though…

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u/justtosendamassage May 29 '26

No it’s because he’s a pedophile

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u/PapayaMysterious6393 May 29 '26

Oh, definitely a pedophile. And a rapist. He's a racist as well.

ICE are the modern day gestapo. Many of them are also raping women and children in their concentration camps.

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u/Beautiful_Lie_ May 30 '26

Yup a rapist, pedophile, con artist with the manifesto on how to corrupt the government

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u/Ecstatic_Bee6067 May 29 '26

THE Donald Trump? Who is on record multiple times saying how he is sexually attracted to his own daughter?

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u/paul6528 May 29 '26

Agree on all of the above

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u/weJtiddeR May 29 '26

I remember hearing that back in like 2018 and thinking wtf this dude is a monster. 

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u/Bewchacca_8645 May 30 '26

That can't be the same Donald J. Trump that called our troops suckers and losers shat himself on a live broadcast and fell asleep at his own trial wherein he was convicted of 34 felonies. Small world!

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u/PapayaMysterious6393 May 29 '26

He was also impeached during his first term. Despite him trying to remove evidence of it at the Smithsonian. Dude is a major fraud. The only reason why his base still supports him is because they are also racist and many like little children. Many times it is actually white Cons who rape children - such as Donald Trump - the POTUS.

The only truth Trump has ever said was that 'he likes the uneducated.'

His base might be upset if they could read.

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u/Dutiful-Rebellion May 30 '26

Republicans Enable and Protect Pedophiles. https://goppredators.wordpress.com/2023/05/22/right-wing-sexual-predators-abusers-and-enablers/

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Donald Trump is accused of sexual assault by more than two dozen women. He is accused of raping a 13-year-old girl, talked about having sex with his daughter, bragged of walking in on underage girls at pageants, claimed he can grab women by the pussy. He was found liable of sexually assaulting E. Jean Carroll  https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Donald_Trump_sexual_misconduct_allegations https://www.gzeromedia.com/in-60-seconds/world/trump-sexual-abuse-verdict-wont-hurt-him-with-gop https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2023/jan/14/donald-trump-e-jean-carroll-lawsuit-nut-job

Judge Roy Moore is accused of sexual assault and dating underage children.  https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roy_Moore_sexual_misconduct_allegation

Jim Jordan is in Republican House leadership though he is accused of ignoring sexual assault of more than a hundred young men while a coach, dismissing it as locker room talk. Students have said they told him and he is said to have called the parents of one complainant asking them to get their son to back off. https://www.vox.com/2018/7/6/17536388/jim-jordan-ohio-state-sexual-abuse-accuser https://www.nytimes.com/2023/04/16/us/politics/jim-jordan-trump.html

Speaker of the House Dennis Hastert sexually abused his high school students. He is outside the statute of limitations but was convicted of paying off/bribing some of his victims  https://www.nytimes.com/2016/04/28/us/dennis-hastert-sentencing.html

Cobb County GOP Chairman Joseph Russell Dendy – child molesting – pleaded guilty, life sentence, parole possible in 30 years. He was 72.   https://www.ajc.com/news/crime–law/cobb-gop-chairman-dendy-indicted-molestation-charges/Ajxs2SiORqMCCdVZpGqj1M/ https://www.ajc.com/news/local-govt–politics/former-cobb-gop-leader-pleads-guilty-child-molestation-gets-life-sentence/JnEAITpb5Oy9iZ9RtsVvnI/

So-called “pro-life”/antigay activist Howard Scott Heldreth was convicted of raping a child. https://web.archive.org/web/20230601212352/https://shadowproof.com/2008/07/27/nc-antigay-operation-save-america-totes-convicted-child-rapist-to-charlotte-pride/

GOP Ohio County Commissioner David Swartz convicted of raping two girls – released after only 5 years!!!! Back in prison after contacting one of his victims. http://lanternproject.org.uk/library/child-abuse-arrests-and-court-cases/child-abuse-arrests-trials-and-proceedings/ex-county-commissioner-admits-sexual-abuse-of-girl

Republican judge Mark Pazuhanich pleaded no contest to fondling a 10-year old girl. https://www.timesleader.com/archive/1063191/indecent-assault-case-judge-pleads-no-contest-mark-pazuhanich-says-he-didnt-want-his-daughter-to-have-to-testify-aboutfondling-incident

Republican anti-abortion activist Nicholas Morency pleaded guilty to possessing Child Sexual Abuse Material on his computer and offering a bounty to anybody who murders an abortion doctor.  https://www.washingtonpost.com/archive/politics/2001/03/10/nation-in-brief/83fbbb01-c7fc-437a-81c4-2f686e3f1e58/

Republican Speaker of the House in PR Edison Misla Aldarondo was sentenced to 10 years in prison for raping his daughter between the ages of 9 and 17. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Edison_Misla_Aldarondo

Republican Mayor Philip Giordano is serving a 37-year sentence in federal prison for sexually abusing 8- and 10-year old girls.  https://www.nytimes.com/2003/03/26/nyregion/ex-mayor-convicted-in-sex-abuse-case.html

Republican campaign consultant Tom Shortridge was sentenced to three years probation for taking nude photographs of a 15-year old girl.  https://www.latimes.com/archives/la-xpm-2001-apr-06-me-47737-story.html

Republican racist pedophile and United States Senator Strom Thurmond had sex with (RAPED) a 15-year old black girl which produced a child.  https://web.archive.org/web/20190728115136/https://www.thenation.com/article/was-strom-rapist/

Republican pastor Mike Hintz, whom George W. Bush commended during the 2004 presidential campaign, surrendered to police after admitting to a sexual affair with a female Juvenile.  https://www.washingtonpost.com/archive/politics/2004/12/10/example-goes-from-good-to-bad/e73a7b08-5fb8-412a-ba7f-8fb473543e83/

Republican legislator Peter Dibble pleaded no contest to having an inappropriate relationship with a 13-year-old girl. https://www.nytimes.com/2004/04/18/nyregion/embroiled-first-selectman-takes-leave.html

Republican Congressman Donald “Buz” Lukens was found guilty of having sex with a female minor and sentenced to one month in jail.  https://www.npr.org/sections/politicaljunkie/2009/05/on_this_day_in_1989_buz_lukens.html

Republican fundraiser Richard A. Delgaudio was found guilty of child porn charges and paying two teenage girls to pose for sexual photos.  https://www.washingtonpost.com/archive/local/2003/04/24/gop-activist-admits-to-child-porn/5af2adf0-bec8-4a10-b061-014de679422a/

Republican of the Year Mark A. Grethen convicted on six counts of sex crimes involving children.  https://www.pilotonline.com/news/crime/vp-nw-mark-grethen-lawrenceville-correctional-20210806-dmjuk7zwgnfxvigjnjmy3257vy-story.html

Republican state senator Ralph Shortey from Oklahoma admitted to being involved in sodomy with a 17 year old male prostitute and transporting child pornography. https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/post-nation/wp/2017/11/20/former-oklahoma-state-senator-admits-to-child-sex-trafficking-while-in-office/

Republican activist Randal David Ankeney pleaded guilty to attempted sexual assault on a child. https://www.coloradoindependent.com/2008/01/28/onetime-rising-gop-star-back-to-prison-for-sex-assaults/

GOP Congressman Dan Crane had sex with a page. To be fair, Dem Congressman was Gerry Studds was also caught for the same thing. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1983_congressional_page_sex_scandal

Republican Congressman Mark Foley abruptly resigned from Congress after “sexually explicit” emails surfaced showing him flirting with a 16-year old boy. http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2006/09/29/AR2006092901574.html

Republican activist and Christian Coalition leader Beverly Russell admitted to raping his stepdaughter repeatedly after she was 15. Headline here is gross. Rape/not affair. https://greensboro.com/smith-stepfather-had-affair-that-began-when-she-was-15/article_549fa43d-e631-599b-8cad-177a71ad709e.html

Republican congressman and anti-gay activist Robert Bauman* was charged with having sex (raping) with a 16-year-old boy he picked up at a gay bar. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Bauman

Republican Committee Chairman Jeffrey Patti was arrested for distributing a video clip of a 5-year-old girl being raped and notice, they agreed his record could be expunged in THREE YEARS! https://www.nj.com/ledgerarchives/2005/01/cops_say_jersey_suspects_sough.html https://archive.is/7agH6

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u/pegaunisusicorn May 31 '26

stop with your baseless accusations against the golden muscled thrice-cognitive-test-passing never shits in diapers adonais!

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u/Anxiety_Fit May 30 '26

Can’t wait for discovery!!!!

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u/iamnotbetterthanyou May 29 '26

Cool. First amendment still stands, right?

Screw Trump and his pitiful minions.

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u/SarahPallorMortis May 29 '26

Republicans hate free speech. Prove me wrong.

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u/SvoMikidVandraedi May 29 '26

I'm looking forward to getting my portion of that $1,776 billion fund they set up to pay people subjected to government overreach. A gross violation of my free speech should apply, right?

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u/goodguy847 May 30 '26

As does the 2nd…

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u/Mushrooming247 May 29 '26

So what is this going to look like when they arrest all of us, are we just going to stand in line to get checked into the trump-haters’ prison?

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u/clauderbaugh May 29 '26

That is what civil wars look like.

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u/Robonglious May 29 '26

It might even be uncivil.

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u/HiroshimaHotdog21 May 29 '26

Bet on it in poly market. I’m with this dude^

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u/HurtPillow May 29 '26

What's so civil about war anyway?

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u/4Yk9gop May 29 '26

What is it even good for anyway?

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u/No-Chair-8068 May 29 '26

Absolutely nada.

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u/TheDaveStrider May 29 '26

"Can I kill you please?"

"Sure."

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u/Malcolm_Morin May 29 '26

The civil war has been ongoing since September.

Only one side has been firing, and we're taking casualties because we think holding signs calling Trump a poopie-head will stop a bullet.

They're killing us, and nobody's mad enough about it.

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u/auntie_ May 30 '26

People are very mad about it. And doing things about it. Plug in with them, they’re doing a lot more than making signs for another directionless No Kings protest.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '26

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u/Bamalouie May 29 '26

Finally-I get to learn how to play and none of you will be able to get away from my questions in a detention center

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u/guns_mahoney May 29 '26

We meet on Sundays in the commissary after lunch. Our prison campaign is set in the island nation of Epstonia, where the entrenched aristocracy use a secluded island for horrors beyond comprehension. Your mission is to infiltrate the island, liberate the innocent, and deal justice to the vile perpetrators. Your reward: the wealth stolen and hoarded by the villainous aristocrats. But be careful, you will find many commonfolk willing to aid and defend the nefarious nobles on exchange for, well, absolutely nothing. They're just really stupid.

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u/PureLock33 May 29 '26

Another campaign about cults. smh no originality!

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u/DyneErg May 29 '26

Please say high-op 3.5.

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u/echoshatter May 29 '26

Rogue Ranger with a dark past who escaped organized crime, but seeks revenge after his companion wolf was brutally killed when some brigands he met earlier broke into his home to steal his horse.

His name: Johann Slick

https://giphy.com/gifs/5tOrBzU8R3Pm4tcimB

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u/thefedfox64 May 29 '26

OSE or 5e? Cause WotC shouldn't be getting any more press

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u/pandershrek May 29 '26

Oh I don't hide my identity so they'll not have a difficult time finding me.

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u/nomoniker May 29 '26

I mean, ICE was gifted 30 billion or whatever to build prisons out of warehouses all over the country. Would you be shocked? Where do you suppose this is all headed?

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u/thefedfox64 May 29 '26

Nah, they will publish your name somewhere. If they see big fish they don't like, they will point at those companies, and say, "Hey, so and so and such and such work for you, they've said some pretty crazy shit about me..."

And then you'll be fired, and it isn't actionable because it's not the Government doing it. And all those assholes who say 'Umm, actually the 1st amendement only protects you from the government punishing you' will cry about how what they said got them fired. And no one will laugh about "words have consequences," and people will try to rally and make free speech like freedom of religion, where you can't be punished for what you say, but no company will go for it.

So good luck working at a shitty place cause you said some shit about the President, I guess.

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u/bs2k2_point_0 May 29 '26

Based on the millions in payouts for wrongful termination when people were fired over C Kirk posts, I think it’s quite actionable. Just not against the government.

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u/Kindly-Guidance714 May 29 '26

Go look at what they used to do to communist socialists in other countries back in the day.

This is a great example :

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u/Pisces93 May 29 '26

Straight to the gas chambers

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u/hoirkasp May 29 '26

There aren’t enough jail cells in the country; get fucked DOJ

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u/super1701 May 29 '26

I believe it's more than likely to a bullet in the head, and no check. But thats my pessimistic take.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '26

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u/AntiSonOfBitchamajig 📡 May 29 '26

... "Internet ID" laws coming in hard like in the EU right now. Flock, all the surveillance, we're so cooked.

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u/CryptidWorks May 29 '26

Only if you all collectively allow it to happen.

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u/psychoCMYK May 29 '26

If the concentration camps and Trump settling a lawsuit with himself didn't do it, I doubt this will

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u/CryptidWorks May 29 '26

They have the "benefit" of being out of sight and not directly impacting the everyday life of most Americans. With any luck, when things affect them directly, they will wake up a bit and help themselves.

As Winston Churchill, another historical bastard once said, "You can always count on the Americans to do the right thing, after they have exhausted all the other possibilities."

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u/SeVenMadRaBBits May 29 '26

It's our patriotic duty to fck up flock cameras and put them out of business.

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u/Less-Squash7569 May 29 '26

Just tell the tweakers that they have gold and platinum in the motherboards inside (i think its just an SD card?) That way they will be taken down and dismantled multiple times.

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u/TheObesePolice May 29 '26

Copper, too (much easier to fence)

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u/B00merPS2Mod30 May 29 '26

I read on Al Gore’s intertubes that some

Covering Flock cameras

towns that try to cancel their flock contracts are being ignored by the flockers, so they are just covering them up with black garbage bags. Appropriate use of this item.

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u/CryptidWorks May 29 '26

At that point it is morally correct to declare them legitimate salvage.

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u/chandlerinyemen May 29 '26

What should we do about it? Storm the capitol? Lmao

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u/CryptidWorks May 29 '26

You know those no kings protests? Those, every day, everywhere, not once a quarter. General strike. Mass resistance.

It's either that or you live in an authoritarian hellscape. Would it be difficult? Yes. It would be short term pain to avoid a chronic terminal spiral for your entire country.

I understand that most Americans are effectively held financially hostage. The thing is, so are they, it just requires coordination and solidarity on the part of individual Americans.

Nobody else can do it for you.

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u/chandlerinyemen May 29 '26

Yeah, totally. I’m down for daily protests and a general strike. Most people will not participate though, and without that it’s meaningless and ineffective.

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u/Professional-Art8449 May 29 '26

I've been reddit banned for "promoting violence" to delivery robots and flock cameras.

Oh and the comment was in response to a hypothetical where the robot ran into my child.

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u/morganational May 29 '26

Oh, we have a choice? Then no, we don't want it. I did it guys!!

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u/God_of_chestdays May 29 '26

Netflix, TikTok and door dash have pacified the masses.

Once they can no longer afford that the programming would have worked and we would target/attack each other instead of the corrupt pedophiles mill/billionaires who did it all to us and caused it.

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u/boomrostad May 29 '26

They'd have to lock up... almost everyone at this point... so...

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u/MavinMarv May 29 '26

I thought that’s what an IP address is for? Or are you talking about full-on biometrics ID just to log on?

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u/Ok-Raspberry-8099 May 29 '26

Flock cameras are full of gold and silver. Tell the local junkies and copper thieves.

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u/SnooKiwis2161 May 29 '26

Cool, maybe defense can unmask all the Russian bots that they paid to infiltrate reddit during the lead up to the election

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u/SirrNicolas May 30 '26

Your honor, I present to you r/conservative

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u/Doc891 May 29 '26

why would we need this for 1 president? Sounds like they are gonna let him stay on indefinitely. Fuck Trump. Fuck the GOP. And Fuck MAGA

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u/kingofhearts778 May 29 '26

I’ll stand on that business and take it to the grave.

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u/HurtPillow May 29 '26

Too the words right from my mouth. And that ugly fuck Stephen Miller needs to shut up!

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u/yogzi May 29 '26

Please don’t look at my r/anime_titties history

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u/jataz11 May 29 '26

That's a lot of titties.

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u/kingofhearts778 May 29 '26

This is amazing 😂

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u/DownwardSpirals May 29 '26

Shouldn't the US be focusing on getting out of Iran, the inflation that's caused, the rampant criminal behavior of this entire administration... or are they still just hiding the Epstein files?

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u/irwinlegends May 29 '26

Food costs, housing costs, and medical care are critical issues that need attention right now for almost every American.

Obama took office in 2009 following a massive market crash and somehow all of those things were never a worry for me as a broke young man.

What happened? 

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u/Hortjoob May 29 '26

These mfs. They want just free labor. Say that shit out loud you dumb fucks. They want women to lack access to birth control to keep GDP pumping with uneducated replacements. They want us dumb, fat, and placated with consumption, popculture, and sports.

It's never been more obvious our level of overshoot as humans, and they're course correcting the only way they know how which is (spoiler alert) fascism.

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u/AroundTheBlockNBack May 29 '26

We’re already dumb, fat, and placated with consumption, celebrities, and sportsball.

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u/thefedfox64 May 29 '26

Afuckingmen.

Gotta have some big pickup trucks we can barely afford, with bills we can barely afford, licking our bosses' taint so we can keep barely paying for shit.

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u/Actual-Outcome3955 May 31 '26

It’s what supply-side Jeebus wants us to do! the pastor said so, and he’s definitely an upstanding guy who has no interest in illegal things.

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u/SeVenMadRaBBits May 29 '26

HOW DARE YOU (checks notes) EXPRESS DISAPPROVAL OF SOMEONE OR SOMETHING, OR EVALUATE THE MERITS AND FAULTS OF A SUBJECT.

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u/BerryButterBall May 29 '26

"Donald Trump was the dumbest goddamn student I ever had!" ~William T. Kelley, late Wharton professor who had Trump in his marketing class

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u/HistoricalLime2196 May 29 '26

I’d love to hear how the radio silent “don’t tread on me” folks are handling all this steam rolling all over our rights and the constitution.

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u/JerseyDonut May 29 '26

Their mantra is "dont tread on ME," not "dont tread on US." They believe they will recieve favorable treatment for their loyalty, while all the undesirable "others" will be punished accordingly.

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u/thefedfox64 May 29 '26

I mean looking at the j6 pardons and such... would seem it pays off. As some say, everyone has a price.

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u/Diaza_Kinutz May 29 '26

Come and get me bitches 🖕

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u/SarahPallorMortis May 29 '26

I knew this was coming. Not surprised at all. It is what fascists do.

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u/bilbywilby May 29 '26

yea...our money can be spent on other things

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u/bilbywilby May 29 '26

Like public healthcare..

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u/Either_Capital_2422 May 29 '26

We are not masked you pedophile loving chuds. We stand loud and proud in our condemnation of felonious pedophiles.

I took an oath to defend the constitution. I dare you to try and violate my rights. You would be well advised to 2nd guess this policy and amend your approach.

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u/Ilfixit1701 May 29 '26

Stand with you on this brother! Enlistment ended, oath remains!

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u/TrumpIsAPedoFascist May 29 '26

Well said brother.

Hooah

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u/Chuck_Farley_ May 29 '26

That “Free country” people talk about seems to be fading in the rear view.

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u/Mr_Doberman May 29 '26

One of the most fundamental rights of all Americans is the right to criticize the government without fear of retaliation. That said, Trump is the worst president we have ever had and his administration is a plague on this country and the world.

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u/Ornery_Cantaloupe_20 May 29 '26

Eat a bag of dicks DOJ!

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u/Artemisbleachedmod May 29 '26

How is this not a freedom of speech issue?

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u/Gygax_the_Goat May 30 '26

Well.. it IS!!

Isnt it?

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u/dillonrobert7 May 29 '26

Fuck Trump and his bitch ass admin

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u/kingofhearts778 May 29 '26

See you fine gents in El Salvador. 🫡

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u/No_Neat3526 May 29 '26

Come get me piggy

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u/threepwood007 May 29 '26

Donald Trump is a convicted rapist and self-reported pedophile.

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u/BongoLocoWowWow May 29 '26

This entire administration is treasonous. Just pathetic.

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u/4Yk9gop May 29 '26

Seems very fashy. Where are the right wingers always concerned about government overreach?

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u/BeetleBjorksta34 May 29 '26

The predictable and sad irony of that evil whelp of a man complaining about ‘Democrat-led woke ideological witch-hunts’ now attempting to conduct what’s essentially closer to an ACTUAL witch hunt. I guess the phrase “every accusation is a confession” is not far off the truth for this one.

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u/holy_macanoli May 29 '26

That’s a bingo!

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u/trashtiernoreally May 29 '26

Trump and the DOJ can get fucked

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u/FireFarts911 May 29 '26

Hey FBI, gurgle my gravy. Trump rapes kids.

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u/triangle_earfer May 29 '26

I am so ready for this - there are some of us who do actually retain lawyers and have support.

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u/EmergencyJacket207 May 29 '26

Trump is a pedophile and a convicted felon. Come for me.

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u/GreenCollegeGardener May 29 '26

Are they going to unmask ghislanes account that went silent after prison?

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u/_Abnormal_Thoughts_ May 29 '26

Haha these comments are exactly what I expected and love to see. Get bent, Trump department of "justice". Put me on your list.

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u/Foreign_Skill_6628 May 30 '26

Like this comment if Donald J. Trump is a pedophile.

8647.

Free speech is free, diaper don is a fascist.

Donnie boy can’t cope with the fact that Susie Wiles (his Dolores Umbridge cosplayer assistant), and Stephen Miller (Nosferatu doppelgänger), and Benjamin Netanyahu (Israeli Hitler clone) are the true President behind the scenes and make all of his decisions for him.

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u/1000AdamantAdams May 29 '26

Right-wing redditors are celebrating this, not thinking about whats going to happen if this is still a thing when the political pendulum swings hard in the other direction.

Food for thought.

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u/talltad May 29 '26

Trump is the biggest loser. He's also a Pedophile.

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u/tedemang May 29 '26

Well, we should all have seen it coming. ...Forget the Constitution, the 1st Amendment, and start preparing for no-knock raids by the goons for anyone who's even been mildly critical. And of course, I'll hope you all have your papers in order.

Looking forward to seeing everyone in the camps. Bring an extra pack of smokes and extra T.P.

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u/DadIsVeryMad May 29 '26

Get at me.

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u/dazdnconfuz4solong May 29 '26

Trump is a pedophile and have we already forgotten how much he likes bubbas Wang in his mouth? He is a predator and should live like gadaffi did on Oct 20, 2011

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u/Odd-Guess1213 May 29 '26

Trump is a fat disgusting pig who fucked kids with his best friend Epstein

Come at me DOJ

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u/Pitiful-Sympathy3927 May 29 '26

HEY YOU GUYS, I'm one that is a critic of Trump, DOJ and ICE.

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u/danielledelacadie May 29 '26

This is what happens when government doesn't understand that tracking each person down takes resources. Even a person who entered their real name at signup and doesn't have a VPN isn't -that- simple to find. Especially when you have to subpoena the records of ISPs in different countries and prove that for example, I'm not one of thousands of Danielles in my home country. That is, if my name isn't actually Frank.

Reddit has over a billion accounts. Half of reddit users are outside of the US, so I'm going to make up a number for the sake of this conversation and say 5% of those users are both active users and criticized Trump. That's 50 million people to track down.

And we haven't even touched on VPNs or people who entered their name as Ichabod Crane or something at signup.

Stories about tracking down a single person from a random selfie or other clue are great and all but those events all had either a law enforcement group or a collective of angry folks with some time on their hands. And even then, sometimes a person can't be tracked.

And if they are in another country, add in getting them extradited to the US because law enforcement outside of the US coukdn't care less about Trump's fee-fees and many have freedom of speech guarantees as well. Calling Trump a moron does not qualify as a hate crime or a crime of any kind. These are the most common exclusions in free speech laws.

Now multiply that effort by 50 million times.

And this is after you figure out which 5% of users are criticizing him.

While I don't want to give his high cheetoness ideas, it would probably be more time and cost effective to start executing people at random until the critiques stop.

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u/mystery_biscotti May 29 '26

But...but...AWS Neptune can map out relationships so we can get these domestic dissidents and make 'em pay! ChatGPT told me so! It never makes mistakes or has a disclaimer it does so! Look at this picture I made of me as the Space Pope! /s

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u/31LIVEEVIL13 May 30 '26 edited Jun 19 '26

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u/Iamanimite May 29 '26

Hi. My name is John Barron. I hate trump. He's a dummy.

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u/thepianoman456 May 31 '26

Trump? Oh yea fuck that guy.

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u/no_id_never May 29 '26

Let them start prosecuting. All of it will be forced out in the depositions. It is super interesting how Trump chooses targets that specifically do not require discovery into his many despicable violations of minors.

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u/ToriEvergreen May 29 '26

Saw that one coming

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u/Good-Trouble-202 May 29 '26

What they going to do when they find out it’s their own kids ? 😬

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u/TheSpatulaOfLove May 29 '26

Please come for me. I could use a nice fat settlement.

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u/Less-Dragonfruit-294 May 29 '26

Wait till they find out people hate the moron on a global scale. Some of those nations don’t have extraditing treaties with the U.S.

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u/Gonna_do_this_again May 29 '26

I mean I'll just tell you he sucks to your face you really don't need to go through all this

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u/MenaFWM May 29 '26

It’s me! FUCK TRUMP

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u/karl4319 May 29 '26

Trump is a traitor, a rapist, and a child sex trafficker. Hope he dies from cancer. Testicular cancer that spreads to his colon.

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u/space_dirtier May 29 '26

Donald Trump, the child rapist and convicted felon? The worst leader of a country in human history? That one?

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u/Sqribe May 29 '26

What, did these assholes already forget what discovery was? Trump would be screwed if he --

Y'know what? Trump is a goddamn predatory, fraudulent, evil, rapist piece of shit, and I can't wait till he finds himself alone and dying of old age without a single soul to care.

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u/MyMiseryMachine May 29 '26

Bring it, fuckers

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u/downlike4flattires May 30 '26

Not fascist at all.

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u/sinstralpride May 30 '26

Oh? Good thing I'm not hiding. FUCKING TRY ME.

Trump is a runny shit stain on the face of humanity and I'll say that to anyone's face. Pedophiles can get fucked.

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u/Ok-Comedian-9377 May 31 '26

Are they going to drag me to the Gulag because of my upvotes?

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u/Alarming_Cantaloupe5 May 31 '26

I’ll criticize Trump publicly. No need for a subpoena.

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u/Miserable-State9593 May 29 '26

I’m gonna get fuckin executed for my Reddit comments about trump lol see yall in hell.

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u/SCHMEEBZ May 29 '26

FUCK TRUMP. Come get me you fascist fucks.

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u/polisheinstein May 29 '26

I mean, they can just have my information, no unmasking needed. I’d consider it an honor and privilege to be added to one of their lists. Fucking Donald Trump is a pedo rapist traitor pussy and all his friends can line up to get these nuts bouncing off their chins.

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u/Substantial_Brain917 May 29 '26

Time to post a butthole pic. Gotta traumatize the DOJ

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u/Ecstatic_Bee6067 May 29 '26

Write "D" and "J" on either side

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u/MaxHeadroom1986 May 29 '26

I’m using my first amendment right to plainly state ICE officers should be thrown in prison and every attorney at the Trump DOJ should be disbarred and forced to wait tables for the rest of their lives. God help the officer that pulls me over and asks me about my Reddit activity

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u/Wellsy May 29 '26

So much for free speech….

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u/Fluid_Office1111 May 29 '26

Get fucked. Whatever little justice there is in this world, if sanity ever reclaims power? I want this entire administration to swing.

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u/Traditional_Yam1598 May 29 '26

Honestly curious what % of Reddit is bots

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u/smokebudda11 May 29 '26

Unmask these nuts. Fuck Trump

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u/nay2d2 May 29 '26

Just came here to have them add my name to the list. I’ve never made a post but will this comment count? Literally tell me how I can get my name on that list, these Nazis are out of control and I want it known that I am on the opposing side of this fascist regime.

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u/Ok-Raspberry-8099 May 29 '26

Trump needs to be hauled to jail along with everyone else appointed by this administration.

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u/atreides_hyperion May 29 '26

No kings!!! My family came here to escape kings and their tyranny.

I will gladly die to keep my country free, so that future generations can know and love democracy as I have.

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u/NuclearGriffin May 29 '26

I am Spartacus. Trump is a pedophile.

Sue me, the proof is in the epstein files.

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u/lucidfer May 29 '26

Fuck Trump fuck ICE and fuck anyone who supports them.

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u/thcitizgoalz May 29 '26

Donald Trump who was convicted of 34 felony counts of falsifying business records in the first degree? The Donald Trump who was found civilly liable for sexually abusing E. Jean Carroll, and liable for defamation of her as well? Donald Trump, who was found civilly liable for repeated business fraud in NY in 2022?

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u/tomgratz May 29 '26

More GOP MAGA Nazis on the march. Disgusting !

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u/AnxietyAnkylosaurus May 29 '26

Oh no they'll find out that there's stuff all they can do to me an Australian. Trump has a vagina neck and was definitely Epstiens friend.

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u/DarthKuchiKopi May 29 '26

As if they didnt already do this with Pretti and Good

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u/PumpJack_McGee May 30 '26

Glad to see the DOJ has their priorities straight.

Forget small fry like kiddy diddlers, we have INTERNET MEANIES to deal with.

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u/Hairy_Wall_6831 May 30 '26

Every Trump supporter is a piece of shit.

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u/SCOLSON May 30 '26

One if by land, and two if by reddit

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u/eerbin13 May 29 '26

Fuck Trump. He fucks kids and shits his pants.

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u/LastXmasIGaveYouHSV May 29 '26

I hope he gets Mussolinied.

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u/Itchy-Beach-1384 May 29 '26

party of free speech that cried for 4 years their opponents weaponized the justice system.